Frog Wizardman

she/her • book nerd • podcast enthusiast

[what-even-is-thiss]

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

[anexperimentallife]

[kingbrat]

Garlic Bread

[girldraki]

[liberalsarecool]

She called it.

Unqualified Republican appointments and GOP 3pstein capitalism have abysmal consequences.

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[h4nifah]

[funpression]

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[ethically-sourced-pizza]

[passionpeachy]

I LOVE FAT WOMEN

[dogpuppy]

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[deadgravity]

Rocky is a cutthroat bitch, statement.

[laterkiss]

ever since i was a little girl i knew fiction would save me

[maelwife]

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

[maelwife]

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

[parakeet]

Love it when you do a quiz and it’s obvious what the answers correlate to. U know what I mean. The quiz will be like… r u a mermaid or a vampire… and the questions are like

Do u like the ocean

1. Omg yes I love the ocean I could live there forever

2. It’s ok

3. Not a fan of the ocean

4. Fuck the ocean unless it’s made of blood which btw I love to drink