Frog

he - they - it ROTTMNT & 12TMNT are amazing Faves: 12Don, 12Leo, RMikey, RRaph, MMikey Primarily a TMNT blog, other stuff makes it’s way in though :) Danny fucking fantom is wiggling into my blog. i apologize to the people here for tmnt

[frogandbird]

🐢 Crows Masterpost 🐢

hi! im crow, and use he/they/it pronouns.

i draw turtles, under my art tag, but reblog from a bunch of fandoms & random stuff i find funny. except anything from Danny Phantom to HTTYD to Critical Role (my blog is spoiler free post the day the show came out, but don’t scroll past if you don’t want to be spoiled for CR The Mighty Nign)

👇 Links for easy access 👇

🎨 coms (Tumbler) - coms (Artistree)

✍️ My Art

🍓 Strawberry Skys Au

🪻A Cry For Family Au

🪸 Broken Coral AU (blog)

🎞️ Mask of Many Faces AU

🐢 Critters Master Post

📝 Ao3

🦔 critters magma!

Saplings / customs

wyrm divider bace by @mother0fwyrms

pixel divider by @decomposedmaw

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

Source

[ms-demeanor]

I have pretty good strength, mobility, and flexibility but I can't do yoga because I have esophageal issues that mean stomach acid doesn't stay in my stomach when I'm bent over and touching the ground - this is the only video I've ever seen that shows modifications that would allow me to perform these movements.

[knifedrag0n-deactivated20260527]

still trying to work on au stuff.. I don't care if someone hates it.

kinda combining anthelion with my cafe au as an alternative "good ending" or something idk

like to listen to this when I work on this au https://youtu.be/2ftScS4fLbQ or https://youtu.be/ft8WAerg4y8

[bowandbrush]

POV: you made another martyr joke

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[kymeira]

[jinjeriffic]

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

[elkian]

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[freakyolivelady]

computa make my mutuals have a great day

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation

[raccoonmilf]

Perfection

Ignorance

Insolence

[homunculus-argument]

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This would fix everyone involved including the dog

[lavosse]

anyone want my mom's insanely good choc chip muffin recipe from when she owned a bakery? it's probably based on a king arthur flour recipe so it might be available on the internet but im not gonna gatekeep

[lavosse]

sorry that took forever, i had to convert all the kitchen jargon into useful measurements. If you have a kitchen scale, use it. Measuring by weight will make this way faster!

320g (2 1/3c) all purpose flour (if you have soft wheat flour lying around, use 120g/1c of it and the rest all-purpose)

200g (1c) sugar

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp baking soda

2 1/2 tsp baking powder

1c buttermilk (if buttermilk is hard to find where you live, try 2/3c plain yogurt or kefir + 1/3c milk)

175g (about half a bag) mini chocolate chips

65g (a 1/4c plus a lil) sour cream

2 eggs

12g (about 2 1/2 tsp) vanilla

42g (2T) honey

30g (2T) vegetable oil

110g (1 stick) butter, melted (if you use salted butter, reduce salt to 1/4 tsp)

1. Mix together dry ingredients in a big bowl. Add chocolate chips.

2. In separate bowl, whisk together eggs and (room temp) melted butter. Once it's smooth, add oil, honey, buttermilk, vanilla, and sour cream.

3. Combine the wet and dry ingredients. Let rest for an hour. (This gives the baking powder time to really go crazy and give you the Big Muffin Lift.)

4. Preheat oven to 425° F. Line muffin tin and scoop about 1/3 batter into each cup. Garnish as desired with extra chocolate chips and sugar (Demerara sugar is good for this but normal will do).

5. Bake 8 minutes. Then, without opening the oven, reduce heat to 350°F. Bake 8-10 minutes more.

6. Cool 10 minutes in pan before removing.

[comradekatara]

atla just so happened to write one of the most insane and complex brother sister relationships in all of television, and yet for some reason everyone focused on zuko and azula instead, even though they are basically just normal siblings, and as such not even that interesting ..

[comradekatara]

their dynamic is more fraught and tragic than you could ever comprehend……

this☝️ is just a typical sibling interaction

[adrenaline-revolver]

katara and sokka are what happens when you are your brother’s mother and your brother also tries to be your father. you love them, you hate them, you’re half of them, you can’t stand them, you look after them, they keep you safe.

azula and zuko are both just gifted kid burnouts with a dad that only loves the winner.

[tanoraqui]

#yeah when they're not trying to kill each other azula and Zuko are p normal. #katara and sokka on the other hand spent the majority of their childhood trying to raise each other #and were also the ONLY kids in their age group that they ever interacted with. #they are so. they're so. #''i don't remember what my mom looks like I just picture katara'' WHEN HE HAS HIS MOTHER'S FACE. kills me. (@professorsparklepants)

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[leebrontide]

I'M LOOKING AT YOU TATTOO ARTISTS!

[epicartnerd]

HI MK!!

TODDLER MNT X OSNT CROSSOVER BECAUSE I WANNA!!

they are just so cute 🥰🥰🥰

oh and u have been mean to mikey. he deserves a big brother hug. >:(

baby is doing so good 🥺❤️

ANYWAY DNDJDJSNNDJDJDJDKDK WE ALL WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS COMIC >:)

@mkthedingus <- queen

OKAY BYE

[doodlespatulas]

A quick Our Sensei Ninja Turtle by @epicartnerd drawing i made as a warmup

This is one of my favourite AUs, you should read if you havent already :]

[epicartnerd]

🥺🥺🥺

doodles, im gonna cry ilysmmmmm 😭😭😭

honestly i have no words for this one it has just brought me so much happiness <33333

*happy crys themself back to sleep because they got zero sleep last night and should really go back to bed lol*

just- just - just! ugh

Happy disability pride month 🥰

[comradekatara]

atla just so happened to write one of the most insane and complex brother sister relationships in all of television, and yet for some reason everyone focused on zuko and azula instead, even though they are basically just normal siblings, and as such not even that interesting ..

[comradekatara]

their dynamic is more fraught and tragic than you could ever comprehend……

this☝️ is just a typical sibling interaction

[adrenaline-revolver]

katara and sokka are what happens when you are your brother’s mother and your brother also tries to be your father. you love them, you hate them, you’re half of them, you can’t stand them, you look after them, they keep you safe.

azula and zuko are both just gifted kid burnouts with a dad that only loves the winner.

[tanoraqui]

#yeah when they're not trying to kill each other azula and Zuko are p normal. #katara and sokka on the other hand spent the majority of their childhood trying to raise each other #and were also the ONLY kids in their age group that they ever interacted with. #they are so. they're so. #''i don't remember what my mom looks like I just picture katara'' WHEN HE HAS HIS MOTHER'S FACE. kills me. (@professorsparklepants)

[hazeldomain]

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

[hazeldomain]

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

[brainsforbabyjesus]

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

[hazeldomain]

MAGNIFICENT

[readysetyeet]

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

[devilboyblues]

"my stepdad's wife"

[helepikolik]

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work