[vampirefabio]

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

[verdanttygr]

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[son-of-a-tenth-place]

CAT PARADE IS BACK

[daysleftofsecondterm]

cat parade on 1,105 days left

[starlit-meadow]

[jenjensd]

It’s my birthday so I’m forcing people on my dash to look at my cat. I can’t afford to blaze it but please look at him. His name is Fionn

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[vibrantpuppeteer]

Whatever an “amphibious gay” is. Literally or metaphorically, We have no idea.

[nico-the-overlord]

orally fixated gym bro

Uhuh…

[cittycatplay]

What.

[visceralvermin]

FIRST TRY.

[pinkypkmntrainer]

well-

[everythingfox]

Doggy tumble

(via)

[sandmancentral]

Countdown to Netflix’s Dead Boy Detectives: 2 days

What's your favourite from 1x02 Imperfect Hosts?

"I never felt abandoned. I knew you would return."

Morpheus trying to clean up debris inside his castle using his powers

Gregory

The brothers Abel & Cain

Morpheus gathering the offerings he needs to summon the Fates

The Fates

"Do you think that the only way a woman can be successful is by using magic?"

Ethel using the amulet on the Corinthian to avoid getting killed by him

The birth of Goldie

"Same as ever. Slightly bored. Highly medicated."

Other (explain in tags)

Voting ended onApr 30, 2024

[arkodian]

This is part of my ongoing Discworld jacket embroidery project. Of course Great A'Tuin has to be on there. And of course it has to be the biggest one of them all.

I’m going to put the finished product in my masterpost, but I’m so proud of the thing that I have to put it in an extra post beforehand. Enjoy!

[arkodian]

Update!!!

Behold: the elephants! 😁

[arkodian]

The turtle moves! Now it’s just the “cargo” left. And the universe. Well.

[arkodian]

Update 3: Why did I have to try single thread for the disc. Why. How did I ever think that was a good idea. This is taking aaaages.

I’d say never again, but I know myself too well…

Still trying to decide whether to outline the landmass with darker thread or not. It would make the lands more distinct - but it might also make it look more like a comic. If you have any thoughts on it, let me know. I’ll only decide once I’ve finished the rest of the disc and that’ll be at least a week, if I had to guess.

[arkodian]

I finally had some time to continue and the disc is done! Now just some stars, planets, etc…

[arkodianart]

My estimate is that this took about 150 hours. About half of that went into the disc because I discovered single thread embroidery.

And because I always think it’s really interesting to see the back of the embroidery - bonus:

On to the next one! Maybe I’ll do the luggage now.

[petermorwood]

Wow..!

[labelleizzy]

Fuckin HELL, bud. You’re an embroidery 🪡 HERO. SPECTACULAR!!!

[sandmancentral]

Countdown to Netflix’s Dead Boy Detectives: 3 days

What's your favourite from 1x03 Dream a Little Dream of Me?

Johanna Constantine

Johanna & Morpheus dynamic

"Love fucks you up."

The way Morpheus speaks about Jessamy to Matthew

"Finding anything in this place may require more magic than even you can muster"

Johanna & Rachel

The dream Morpheus gives to Rachel so she can pass away peacefully

Ethel apologizes for being a bad mother to her son John

The Corinthian gives John his coat

When Morpheus kneels down to confide his mission of going to hell to Matthew

Other (explain in tags)

Voting ended onApr 29, 2024

[specks-of-time]

[banrionceallach]

You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

[catgirlthecrazy]

On a related note, that post also opened up the world of naps for me. I used to think that napping was mostly pointless for me, because I'm pretty much incapable of falling fully asleep in the middle of the day. But when I redefined naps to include "lying down with my eyes shut for an hour," even if I just spent the whole time brainstorming fanfiction, that was often enough to get me from "exhausted and running on 4 hours of sleep" to energized and refreshed

[teapartyasian]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[cacen]

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

[smattenhove]

smad.

[samirows-blog]

there are two types of people

[itmepercy-deactivated20161220]

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[roger-reblogs]

It’s always so cool when you find these legendary posts and the OPs are not deactivated. It’s like, the gods still walk among us.

[aqvarivsvart]

hiii, i don't know how tumblr works, help

[azuralt-deactivated20240129]

[r-dtoblack]

oh big speckled paws we're really in it now

[geekysteven]

oh dang, it's gonna take them even longer to get home in that

[Image description a news screenshot reading "Physicists make tiny model of Star Trek's USS Voyager that's smaller than a human hair"]

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

[g1sunstreaker]

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in...i could watch videos of this practical joke all day