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hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

people have muscles behind their head that have the sole purpose to move the ears and it is complete evolutionary luck at this point if they work or not

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

oh I HATE this

you mean to tell me I’ve got an entire goddamn muscle group just sitting there FREELOADING???

delphinidin4

I can’t wiggle my ears, but I CAN do that thing when you flex a muscle inside your ear and you can HEAR it flexing, like a rumbling sound. Looked it up, and apparently it’s the “tensor tympani”. muscle! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_tympani_muscle#Voluntary_control I always kind of figured it was the muscle partially closing the ear canal, but apparently tensing your muscles makes a noise that’s 10-70 Hz!

fxatherwxather

Okay the fact we had this implies there was a PURPOSE to.having it.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

to reach our final evolutionary form of course!

maj0rmin3r1

Gaud you are a coward for hiding this in the tags

spookymanners

Gaud were you going to tell anyone that that’s the wikipedia mascot

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

;)

anagramofbrat

This was a RIDE.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

her name is

Catgirl Wikipe-tan

xenon-noble

So I looked this up and you left out the best part. She isn’t just an anime girl wikipedia mascot, she is one of three anime girl wikipedia mascots. the other two are named Quote-tan and Commons-tan.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

actually the best part is how there’s apparently a Wikipe-tan visual novel app available free online, and the fact that Wikipe-tan features prominently in the illustrations on the wikipedia page for ‘visual novel’

oh and here are Quote-tan and Commons-tan, standing next to one of Wikipedia’s co-founders

y-eah.

jcogitae-blog

These are my three girlfriends. And yeah… They all cite their sources

roach-works

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

reblogging

A) for political awareness

B) for somehow being able to only be given the top quarter of a string of characters and still being able to understand what it says

nemfrog

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948.

boingoalive1988

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

sketchmagetch

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

egirlbutternubs

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

warmhappycat

I can’t believe we all made fun of that guy and his semi-automatic. He tried to warn us.

dracogotgame

Sweet Fat Of The Hog Tuesday

sword-and-nightingale

Cruel Fat of the Hog Thursday

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

The screaming 20s are here, are you screaming?

this is actually my favorite ask

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

this post is from january, it’s become my very least favorite ask

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Happy 2 Year Anniversary to my least favorite ask of all time!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I'm having a rough week, tell me something nice?

thedutchmen

You have nice eyes.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

thank you I've had a lot of fun collecting them!

the-queer-demon

My friend has a glass eye with a really pretty shade of blue in it, and he always gets complements like "Oh I like your eyes!" and sometimes when he's in a chaotic mood he'll pop it out of his head and say "Oh thanks, do you want it?"

numberlover1729

worse than my friend who LITERALLY gave me a hand.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I just found out about traditional chinese quotation marks and i love these fuckers so much

whoplaysthefool

iwantedtobeadored

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*sneezes a cute little achoo! as an enormous cloud of reproductive spores erupts from my skin*

chaoticpanenergy

i love how gaud just posts words and a lot of the time they seem to be in an entirely new order. 10/10, the emotional scarring has an excellent flavor.