Veni. Vidi. Amavi.

Ava / who wandered around and around at midnight in the railroad yard wondering where to go, and went, leaving no broken hearts

[chryswatchesgot]

Chrys Watches Got [x] / requests for individuals [x]

[fuckingkavnsky]

ramsay: *hurts sansa*

jon: *kill bill sirens*

littlefinger: *loves sansa*

jon: *kill bill sirens*

tyrion: *jokes about sansa*

jon: *kill bill sirens*

theon: *asks about sansa*

jon: *kill bill sirens*

any dude: *mentions sansa*

jon: *kill bill sirens*

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

[steelplatedhearts]

[omgweatherunderground]

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

[ranma-official]

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

[sunspotpony]

Monopolygamy.

[dangerousnotbroken]

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

[saltwasteland]

You could make a whole polyarmory

[ruinedchildhood]

[meanplastic]

[genderkills-deactivated20150717]

the knife emoji but capitalized

[synonym-pastry]

Sword

[fuckingkavnsky]

if anyone wants to be a fucking dear and send me music, i will, in turn, send you my heart in a box. or at the very least a heartfelt thank you and my eternal gratitude

[fuckingkavnsky]

@bitchbugboy THANK YOU! will listen and update

[fuckingkavnsky]

if anyone wants to be a fucking dear and send me music, i will, in turn, send you my heart in a box. or at the very least a heartfelt thank you and my eternal gratitude

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[imthevideogameboy]

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

[rehfan]

Not all heroes wear capes

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[rainymeadows]

destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids

especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch

i mean

come on

tell me you don’t want one of these

i need it

[mogifire]

I have always thought about this

[blackbellybella]

When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure

[followthebluebell]

human brain: beds go on the floor

monkey brain: SAFER UP TREE

[gallusrostromegalus]

3AM Walks In Rural Areas While Dissociating:

Pros:

Actual Silence

Nobody else out so you don’t have to pretend to be human, which is nice

You can look up and see the actual band of the Milky Way, and Know that whatever else happens, the galaxy will continue to dance and sparkle

Wear whatever u want

The combination of being alone in the dark with the summer wind on your skin re-sets whatever problem was happening and suddenly your fingers are yours again.

Cons:

You will see the large dark shape coming up the other end of the street and be fascinated by the way it moves almost like a crawling man, but it will not actually register it as a BEAR until it’s like 40 feet away and Doggo decides he’s gonna fight it, so you gotta Usain Bolt you and 50 lbs of Anger Dog four blocks back to the apartment, and cry becuase while you wanted to feel alive and the sensation of your heart  beating again, you didn’t want it THAT HARD.

Mosquitoes

[just-shower-thoughts]

December 31, 2017 is the only day where every adult was born in the 1900’s and everyone else under 18 was born in the 2000’s

[beardset]

I don’t like this post

[ms-demeanor]

it approaches.

[mcavoy]

[aurjeon]

i really needed to hear this, thank you

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

I’m a big advocate that we should bring back the idea “Nightblogging”, unlike the nasty word “shitposting” it has no cursing in it, it goes back to a better time in the history of the world and tumblr, and it reaffirms the idea that at nighttime the logic of the world turns apart into a shadow realm dominated by wild animals and mystery beings and crazy jokes, which is true but we forgot about it

[fuckingkavnsky]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[mlder]

this cast is the best

[transfemmbeatrice]

There is just so much quality content here: -Oscar knowing what song she means -Gwen’s SHOCK that he knows what song she means -the interviewer is ready to move on once they’ve established what song it is but they’re having none of that -all three of them knowing the song and being down for a spontaneous acapella jam -the air drum/guitar from John -their sudden return to composure -the pullout to reveal that oh yeah there are other cast members here

A national treasure.