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Weird Science for life!! 🙌💗
Can you imagine how good life would’ve been of puppets were taken seriously as an art form like Jim Henson wanted? Even Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal weren’t allowed to really be seen as more than just kids movies because nobody can see puppetry as an art form for anyone but children.
If Miss Piggy could say fuck the world would be a better place.
Driving on Ice
So apparently a lot of people are experiencing weather and road conditions they rarely see (same here, we don’t usually get this cold, but at least it’s not entirely unprecedented) and plenty of folks still have to drive.
My dad was very good at teaching me to drive, and took me out to drive on ice on purpose so I could see what it felt like. We’d go up hills, find places where I could deliberately put myself into a skid just to see how it felt, etc. I have no doubt it has saved my life, or at least saved me from some nasty potential accidents, in the intervening years.
So, for those who didn’t have someone to teach them, here are a few of the tips he gave me. I realize there are plenty of other tips pages out there too, but just in case, I figured I would share.
1) Drive slowly. This one seems obvious but seriously, slow the heck down. Like way the heck down. On icy roads you will rarely want to go more than 20mph, sometimes even slower than that.
2) Give yourself plenty of breaking room. Leave WAY more space between you and the cars ahead of you than you normally would, to give your car plenty of time to slow down on slippery roads.
3) Tap your brakes, don’t slam on them. Even antilock brakes (ABS), which are meant to prevent your tires from locking up and just sliding across a frictionless icy surface, benefit from this tip. Apply slow gentle pumps to your brakes, to help avoid sending your car into a skid. If you don’t have ABS or aren’t sure, then do this anyway.
4) If you do skid, don’t panic. Take your foot off the accelerator, then turn into the skid–meaning whichever direction your back tires are going, you should turn your wheel the same way. This will help you “catch” the skid and stop spinning.
5) If you have a standard transmission, get into higher gears asap. They give you more control over your vehicle. I realize that’s not many people these days, but for those who still drive stick, higher gears = more control.
6) Slow down for turns. Yes, even slower than you’re already going. Take them by inches if you have to. Turns are where you’re more likely to skid since you’re changing the momentum of your vehicle on a low-friction surface. Be especially careful in parking lots.
7) Bridges freeze first, so even if the road seems dry or ice-free, in cold, wintery conditions, bridges are often still icy. I remember driving out of a wintery storm a few years ago and feeling my back tires fishtail every time I hit an overpass. Be careful, and try not to accelerate or brake on a bridge if you don’t have to. I tend to just coast until I’m on solid ground again.
8) Let your car warm up before you start driving. Your engine will perform better if you give the various lubricants in there time to liquify again. Start your car and let it run for several minutes (5-10 if possible) before you try driving. This will also give your defrost time to melt the ice on your window so you don’t have to scrape so much.
9) If possible, don’t drive a car with an old or questionable battery. If you have a choice between a vehicle with an older battery or a newer one, go with the newer one.
10) Don’t be overconfident, even if you have a large heavy vehicle with 4-wheel drive. Ice doesn’t really care; you can still skid, slip, or lose control even in heavier vehicles. I can’t tell you how often I see trucks and 4-wheel-drive SUVs stuck in snowbanks in this kind of weather because the drivers think they are invincible.
11) Weigh down the back if you’re driving alone. If possible, put something heavy in the back of your vehicle to get some weight over the back tires. This is especially important for trucks and will help you keep control of your vehicle by giving some extra friction to your rear tires.
12) Always assume there is ice on the road in weather below freezing, even if it just looks wet. Black ice looks like water and is very dangerous.
13) Keep your defrost on high to keep your windshield clear of ice.
14) If your vehicle suddenly feels light, like it’s gliding or floating, take your foot OFF the accelerator but do not slam the brakes. Let yourself glide until you feel your tires “catch” the pavement again. Tap the brakes to test if you are out of the slide, but DO NOT slam them, as this can send you into a skid.
Anyway these are just tips my dad has given me over the years and they’ve definitely gotten me through some slippery situations. If you have to drive, be very careful!
The main thing is go SLOW, don’t try to pass people, let them pass you if they insist on it, and take your time. Leave for work or school plenty early and take your time.
Be safe out there! Oh, and any of my followers or folks who see this who drive on icy roads more often, feel free to add on. This is mostly aimed at people who may not do this often and may also not have the tires or chains that northern folk do.
Yes to all of this! And if I can also add:
Don’t let idiots with big cars bully you into driving faster when driving on icy roads. I’ve had plenty of experience with guys in trucks and big four-wheel drive cars borderline tailgate me on side streets in my little four-door sedan.
Being a minor inconvenience to someone with an attitude problem is better than crashing your car. drive slowly.
PSA: PLEASE MASK AGAIN.
If you stopped masking, it’s time to start again, today. I’m not asking you to stay home, just to mask as well as possible, and do hand hygiene.
In multiple communities all over the USA and Canada, every pediatric hospital bed is full, mostly with babies and toddlers who have severe respiratory infections. It seems to be a combination of flu, RSV and COVID, sometimes more than one at a time in the same child.
We can sort out why this happened later. Right now, there’s an emergency that should be front page news, and isn’t, and the best way to stop it is to reduce the circulation of all respiratory viruses in our communities by masking everyone who can mask, before babies start dying because there isn’t enough care to go around.
Get your current flu shot and bivalent COVID booster if you haven’t already, but also please mask now.
Please do it for the babies! Nov 15, 2022.
The hospital my friend works at has been filling up with pediatric cases with a worrying amount of “airborne and droplet precaution” cases because of this flu and COVID uptick.
Mask up, stop the spread.
If you stopped masking, this is your sign to start again. Please.
I have two different friends who have had to take their toddlers into crowded hospitals and wait hours for emergency beds and oxygen this month (November 2022). There is a nation-wide shortage (Canada) of amoxicillin, which I understand is the drug of choice to treat kids with respiratory infections, because of the sudden spike in cases. Please mask up and help slow down the spread so that doctors and nurses have a fighting chance to treat kids!
Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k
IMPORTANT
Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there's one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it's a challenge.
i normally hate these "oh noo don't give me a ton of notes" posts but this one? this one i love.
posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. 💜
Let's all practice self care if this post hits the magic number…
YALL HELP US
@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables
Op telling us we'll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):
Us:
I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now
When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke
I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if I'm lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha
But then, something happened, something I didn't expect
People actually began to... like it? And... reblog? And comment?
Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post
Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised I'd made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes
But... the notes just got more frequent from there
And it started to hit me just what was happening
For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling
A feeling I wasn't used to
It was like... all of a sudden... I mattered...
My existance was actually noteworthy
People actually... cared?
It wasn't a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something
Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out
Leaving messages and well wishes
Making me smile
Making me laugh
Funny comments
Jokes
Fun facts
Even simple comments
It all suddenly felt so real
This was never a joke to you
This was important
And I won't let any of that go in vain
So... stay tuned I suppose
I'll look after myself, and I'll post proof of it too
I'll catalogue every time I put my health first
Physical and mental
I'll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days
But most of all
I won't forget this
Any of this
Ever
(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)
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“He seems to have his hand in a lot of things around here”
– Kermit the Frog discussing Jim Henson
Muppets social media pages really love reusing images from years ago but changing the caption
This isn't a bad thing what so ever. I've just noticed it a lot but I've never seen anyone talk about it.
PLEASE HELP A MEXICAN FAMILY OF 5 KEEP THEIR HOUSING
Happy disability pride month! Im Eliot and im a mexican autistic transmasc polyam enby with chronic fatigue and adhd, and i live with my fiancé (a transmasc enby with ocd, autism, psychosis and cptsd) my sister (single mom, adhd and latino) and her two kids.
The past 6 months have been hell. My sister and i lost our jobs, were unemployed, and now we have new ones but my sister has been sick on and off for the past few weeks. She was exposed to covid recently and has been bedridden which means we have lost half our income, and i had to use all my past paychecks to pay for our bills last month.
My bank account is currently -15$ and these bills are steep.
Our electric is almost 600 and our apartment needs over 1,500
Any amount helps us. Please.
Cshp Pypl Chimetag: $ApparLtL0n
0/2,134.80
Here is some screenshots for details and proof under the readmore
8/5/22
Well! We're getting evicted!
So anything helps. Plz see the reblogs to read other updates. Im kinda losing it rn cause we dont even have boxes to pack our stuff in.
We still owe so uh. Goal change ig.
0/1,600
new discord hacking scam
this one is pretty clever
basically
you get DMed by a hacked member of your friends list
they say someone with the same username and avatar as you sent someone inappropriate pictures
they invite you to join a server to see the accusations and defend yourself
they say that they cannot risk having a creep on their friends list until you defend yourself
they block you so you feel pressured to join the server to defend yourself
if you join the server it tries to get you to scan the QR code to log in, which hands over complete access to your account
never scan QR codes on discord. do not join these servers. do not put the rest of your friends list in danger.
This was a common scam on Facebook for a while, ages ago, and in spam email as well
The trick is the same one sales people use: create a sense of urgency to short circuit your better judgement. You panic and imagine everything bad anyone can say to you, and before it occurs to you that the person on the other end is acting strange and might be full of shit, you’ve already given them your info
Don’t panic. Think about what’s happening and what it might mean. Never click mysterious links.
i love how this would never work on me, firstly bc anyone i care about would not respond to something like that in that way, secondly bc i basically give no shits about wank, and thirdly because if I'm saying dick stuff I have grown some IMPRESSIVE new anatomy since I last looked down my pants.
I was showed this just this morning. These bots are getting rather creative with ways to tug at our fears.
yep, this is what the one I got looked like, unless you know you're getting an invite to a server, do not click these links!
I’ll never understand why Disney is so focused on live-action remakes when they literally own the rights to the Muppets. I would take a Muppet remake of a Disney Animation classic over a live-action remake all day every day.
You can’t tell me Muppets Fantasia wouldn’t be the greatest crossover event of our lifetimes. Muppets Black Cauldron would SLAP.
Muppet Beauty and the Beast where the Beast is played by the only human actor and he turns into a Muppet at the end.
The Beast should be a conventionally attractive actor whom the Muppet townspeople continually call hideous until true love releases him from this curse and he shows true beauty - blue felt and plastic eyes.
My biggest red flag is that I actually enjoy the 1993 live action Super Mario Bros movie
I see a lot of people who tell young people–especially young people who are heading into college–that they should “do what they love.” And they’re right. You should do what you love.
But there’s a world of difference between doing what you love for you, and doing what you love for a paycheck.
I went to undergrad for graphic design and 3-D design–art and more art, I usually say–and I loved it. You know what I didn’t love? Trying to collect my fees from clients. Trying to meet unrealistic, over-simplified or over-specific briefs from people who didn’t know what they were talking about. Coming home, having worked creatively all day, with no creative juice left for the things I wanted to do.
You know what I would tell you instead? Do something that you can be interested in, with people you like.
You don’t have to love it. Loving your work can be a lot, and it often means you have to live in your job 24/7. Some people can do that. Not everyone can, or should. But if you can find work that’s interesting enough that it doesn’t feel tedious, and people you can enjoy spending your 9-5 with, and you can make money, that’s great! It means you can do the things you love for you.
I’m in law school now. It’s interesting work, and difficult, and I like doing it. I like how complicated it gets, and I like the stories it tells. But I don’t come home and read law journals for fun. I come home, and I sculpt, and I draw, and I paint, and I read. I do these things for me.
And I love it.
This is still circulating and it’s been a few years, so let me update. I’m officially a lawyer now, and still not a single regret about this choice. Settling into a stable job is such a gift and a privilege in ways I didn’t expect. I’m not going to repeat the advice given above, but I want to make it clear that having passed through my student years and into my career proper, I stand by this in every respect.
I chose to take a job that was not the most high-paying option available to me, because it wouldn’t require me to bill my time, I would have a better work-life balance, I found the work more engaging, and I really loved the office. It has paid off so much.
I get to walk to work, and most days I leave my laptop behind when I walk home at five. I have a little house with a little garden and a bunch of seedlings sprouting too early for spring. I have two stupid cats and two stupider doves and they make me happy. I put a little money into food and shelter for the neighborhood strays and name all my visiting opossums Harold. My art gets done when I feel inspiration striking, sometimes in the middle of the night, and I let my hobby fund itself without the pressure of deadlines. There is so much joy in making only what I want to. My sleep schedule has stabilized. For the first time in my life, I know the shape my days will take weeks and months away, because my routine is consistent, and I never knew what a peace that was. My job is predictable but never boring, interesting but not consuming, and it’s just a job.
There are people who will tell you–people who have told me–that turning my back on an artistic career or a career you have “potential” in is selling out, or settling.
Let me tell you, friends, I have never felt so settled.
Yo look. I managed to draw everyone's favorite gay Muppets. Just in time for Valentine's day too. Hope you guys enjoy
Someone please save the muppets from disneys strangle hold
We get like 50 Star Wars specials and spin offs from them, and then at the same time it takes Disney like 7-8 years to actually produce another main muppet special or a short lived series and then they just forget about the muppets again for another few years