Wu Ming stan first, person second

Vihansa • She/her, queer • Adult • WW2 Historian • Anarchist • 🇩🇪/🇺🇸

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[bacon-dragon]

Some cleansing positive energy for your timeline

[linddzz]

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

[linddzz]

Them: WHAT ELSE

Me, crying, broken: the suckers can leave hickies also they taste with their suckers 😭😭😭😭

[linddzz]

[blcastor]

gege, you’re just so strong and powerful!

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[ID: A TGCF comic done in grayscale with red accents. San Lang is radiating an aura of menace behind Xie Lian, eyes glowing red, while Xie Lian ruefully comments, "Ah, they're gone. Almost like they got scared of me..." He wonders nervously, "... Or maybe they got scared of something behind me?" He turns to look at San Lang, who cocks his head at Xie Lian, smiling sweetly and angelically. He exclaims, "Daozhang, you looked so brave and heroic!" End ID]

ty nebulations for the description!!

[izbnart]

Batman animation 👍🌟

[robs-your-robins]

Dick as Batman is so funny to me because yes, he can emulate the Bat better than anybody, right down the dramatic working of the cape and his eerie mimic of the Bat's voice, but he's still Dick, he's still that very first Robin who is as quick with his words as he is with his movements.

A goon attempting to surrender after hitting Robin so hard he has a concussion: Wait! Wait! I'll tell you everything, just don't-

Dick, dangling the rogue over the edge of a roof: I already fucking know everything, dipshit

Goon: How? How could you-?

Dick: the fucking bats told me

This exchange begins a rumour that the bats of Gotham do indeed report to Batman, because, remember the Bat once vanished in a cloud of pissed off bats in the middle of the fucking day. When Bruce finally gets back, he's so confused when he overhears a mother threatening her kid that the bats will tell Batman he's misbehaving. Dick probably as a lot more to answer for.

[cryptotheism]

I don't know if you guys are aware but theology is very hard to understand

[quasi-normalcy]

Mathematics is also hard to understand. Maybe they're the same thing?

[cryptotheism]

Someone should look into this

[robs-your-robins]

Some Reporter: So Bruce, adopting another kid?

Bruce, babysitting toddler Jon for Clark: Adopted? I've never adopted a child in my life. Do your homework.

Reporter: Uh, Dick Grayson? Jason Todd? Tim Drake? Cassandra Cain? Ring a bell?

Bruce: Those are my children

Reporter: Yes but they're adopted. They aren't your biological children.

Bruce: I don't know what biological means. I gave birth to all my children. Including this one. Wave hi to the cameras, Jon.

*a few years later*

Jon: Is Bruce Wayne my mother?

Clark: *chokes on his coffee*

Lois, holding back tears of laughter disguised as regret: We knew this day would come, Clark.

[theofficialuriel]

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe: If there's one thing that other me beats me at, it's his knowledge about pleasure

Shen Qingqiu: Pfft, please, he doesn't know anything Airplane doesn't already know

Luo Binghe: ...how does Shizun know this

Shen Qingqiu, vaguely: Oh, it was a long time ago, Binghe wouldn't understand

Luo Binghe, horrified: Shang Qinghua fucked my Shizun...

[ladyjazzhands]

[beardedmrbean]

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[danhoemei]

This is incredibly funny without context

[dramatic-dolphin]

i remember when mdzs first came out and i didn't know shit about the genre yet, so my friend and i found it in a bookstore and she went "grandmaster of demonic cultivation???? what is 'cultivation'. google says it's practicing agriculture. how can you do that demonically." and i was like "farming evilly and deviously......"

anyways this exchange became ten times funnier when i read mdzs years later and got to the part where everyone thinks wei wuxian is establishing a horrible evil demonic sect with the wen remnants but he's actually just trying to farm so they don't starve. doing some straight up evil and demonic and devious farming.

[leonardcohenofficial]

hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

[leonardcohenofficial]

peace and love on planet earth

[leonardcohenofficial]

[dogpuppy]

[juicedpeachy]

redraw of this

[roseunspindle]

One thing I noticed is everyone in the cultivation world is all "oh this person is this named" or the child of a servant or a whore" and use that to dislike them. Wei Wuxian was killed by the families of the juniors. And yet he's like "awww that one is a good sprout" "that one is a romantic" he teases and teaches them. He rescues them. He doesn't care what their names are or which of their family members might have helped kill him. He judges them for them.

Even Jin Ling gets the "I love and adore you for being my sisters son but we do need to work on your attitude."