what fresh fuckery is this

serotonin? in this economy?

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[fujoshiwarrior]

has the spirit of the Trader Joe taken the people i follow

[gsirvitor]

[coyoteobsessed]

i can’t stop watching this

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

@mistborn-catgirl

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

GO WHITE BOY GO

[enbyhyena]

Does this guy even have bones????

[iconuk01]

I assume he has, probably stacked in a neat pile in his room, after all, he might need them later even if he sure ain't using them now.

[lemonsbot]

I need that reddit post where it's like "what's the weirdest thing that happened to you as a sex worker?" And the girl is like "I had one guy who took me to a motel and we didn't have sex but he told me to watch him run around the room" and then someone asks "was he fast?" And she's like "scary fast haha"

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[mortalityplays]

when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.

unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,

[habbadax]

Took a wrong turn somewhere

[orcboxer]

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

[cardiac-ossification]

[the-punforgiven]

[spacey-daydreams]

[existentialterror]

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

[franksinatra420-remade-blog]

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

[hooved]

sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aquilacalvitium]

File that under "posts you just don't see elsewhere"

[pangur-and-grim]

I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.

[pangur-and-grim]

sunk cost fallacy where you think the bit is going to pay off, but it never does, and everyone instead just sinks into a silent despair

[pangur-and-grim]

[elvis-official]

Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina

[eiderducksonofhumperdink]

Protecting genuine women is „fundamentally evil“?

[elvis-official]

Protecting women is one of the most noble things you can do. Unfortunately you don't do that

[anti-terf-posts]

official anti terf post

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm getting certification now

[thedepressionoftrees]

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[calamitys-child]

Other comic strips I think about all the time: this one Calvin and Hobbes arc where he gets an alien to impersonate him in class. Every single time I bring a packed lunch to work I look straight down the metaphorical camera and think "Lunboks:)"

[calamitys-child]

The fuckin hold this single comic panel has had on my psyche for almost 20 years now

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

actually the real reason why so many trans women are becoming doggirls is so that we can get into womens' sports on air bud rules

[nevver]

Still burning, Salomón Huerta (because)

[3000s]

i'd be so bad at being an ant tbh i'd still be playing regardless of my nature

[mrhealyourgirl]

[mutant-distraction]

"After receiving a tip about a family of Burrowing Owls on the eastern edge of Cheyenne, a photographer rushed to the location in late June. The owlets seemed nearly ready to leave their burrows. Over the years, the photographer has perfected a method using a GoPro on a small tripod, set to take a photo every 5 seconds. They leave the camera behind, allowing the owls to feel comfortable. The challenge lies in the long wait to see if the effort pays off. This shot was taken on June 28th."

📷 Peter Arnold

[redscharlach]

Exclusive footage of my last three brain cells doing their usual sterling work