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a stray ADULT cat making fanfictions and smaus to feed lonely humans (unfortunately employed)

[suniless]

AND I AIN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND ...

But you don't want me to touch nobody else. Baby, we don't gotta tell nobody.

𝄞 pre-relationship texts with KATSUKI BAKUGOU -> (pt. 1)

𝄞 contains: fem!reader, swearing, reader is in bakusquad friendgroup, setting is as UA students, slowburn, subtle cues, prequel of how they started talking in the beginning, real mha events (sports festival, kidnapping), little bit of hurt & comfort, kiri, denki, mina, midoriya, mitsuki, & all might mentions

suniless 2026

[suniless]

IS IT CASUAL?

Or are you trying to spend your life with me?

𝄞 fwb texts with FRAT!SAE ITOSHI

𝄞 contains: no pronouns but i do use 'yes ma'am' and theres a mention of babymaking while reader was drunk, LOTS of suggestive/smutty innuendos and texts, takes place in frat!lock au, think of their uni as a rich international school filled with party animals, reader and sae play in each other's faces, but sae kinda wants them bad, ryusae mention, ryusae x reader implications, aiku, sendou, rin, and shidou mentions, shidou texts at the end, sae is kind of an evil bisexual whore sorry, reader is a bit mean but she means well

𝄞 A/N: frat!sae is so underated he'd be my FAV toxic nonchalant man ever please eat well readers.

art credits to @rxshido on twt

suniless 2026

[suniless]

so can yall here me out on a frat!lock fic where sae and reader were mutual friends due to her and bunny dating and him kinda tailing him in their younger years.

but then sae ghosts him out of nowhere and comes back with aiku's friendgroup as a frat boy.

but bunny and reader break up a year later and he finds her on a park bench and casually mentions fake dating to make him jealous. reader is like ?? lol yeah for the plot.

BUUUUUUT THE PLOT THICKENS AND THEY START FW EACH OTHER. but reader is still hung up on bunny while they are doing not so 'just associates' behaviour.

hmo? hmo?? hello lmaooo am i muted

discussed with my dear friend @g-gulp

[g-gulp]

getting sae to actually play the part of a 'boyfriend' is what makes it hard, but once you show him the ropes he starts posting soft launches, PDA everytime bunny is in the vicinity, spraying sae's cologne on your jacket, showing up to parties where you know bunny would be, and over time it feels almost natural...? because now sae seemed like he doesn't even care if bunny is near or not, he wants to be closer to you, he wants to hold your hands even more, why are you on his mind 24/7? and why does he suddenly feels the urge to just leave the party so he could be alone with you? why did he kissed you when bunny is not even here? and why does it feels so good?

[g-gulp]

hahaahhahahahahahah shes employed shes employed

hahahaha u sure u wanna say this😂😂😂😂 i KNOW something even FUNNIER😂😂😂😂

[suniless]

AND I AIN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND ...

But you don't want me to see nobody else. And I don't want you to see nobody.

𝄞 pre-relationship texts with KATSUKI BAKUGOU

𝄞 contains: a whole lotta swearing, reader is in the bakusquad friendgroup, fem!reader, setting is as UA students, slowburn, subtle cues, yes hes ur annoying homeboy, mentions of denki, kirishima, mina, sero, and mitsuki, kirimina and kamijirou mentions, denkis STAYS catching strays

𝄞 A/N: this is my first mha post! ik ive js been writing blue lock but i decided to expand my horizons since i recently started watching MHA and im in LOVE. this is very much inspired by @zmbkats's pre-rls texts w bakugou! your post has changed lives.

suniless 2026

[g-gulp]

HIIIIII HOW JAVE YOU BEEN???!!!

HI HELLO SORRY FOR REPLYING NOW but im back now...... kinda

[suniless]

LOOK AT ME ...

I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree.

𝄞 random bf texts with SAE ITOSHI

𝄞 contains: fluff, absolutely lovesick and smitten sae, hes a bit dry, established relationship, domestic fluff, he visits to japan towards the end, some suggestive moments, mentions of shidou and rin, usage of babe and baby

𝄞 A/N: awwwww my cutie pie sae i made these little random bf texts for fun! i hope u guys enjoy my first smau hehehehehe

suniless 2026

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HI I JUST REALIZED U MOOTED ME im in debilitating shock rn r u ready for this... 1 2 3!! BIG REVEAL i sent the "hi this is peak i love u bye" anon 😳😳😳😳😳

i see the hit and run and hide behind a bush tactic worked 🥹🥹

WAAA HELLOO!! TYSM FOR LIKING MY STUFFS BTW !! AND THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY!! don't be shy to drop by my inbox again (and maybe send requests too. heh.)

[g-gulp]

hi this is peak i love u bye

HI?!! HELLO??!! THANKYOU SO MUCH ANON!!

[g-gulp]

RANDOM BF TEXTS ! !

SAE ITOSHI X READER

⤷ ゛FORMAT : smau ˎˊ˗

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𓏵 WARNINGS : made with fem!reader in mind but no pronouns are used (pls lmk if i do!), swearing/cussing, suggestive, might be ooc.

⤷ ゛A/N : i added my sae drawing that was supposed to be for studying anatomy/lighting since i heavily referenced it from this, but i thought it fits so like... yeah.ˎˊ˗

©g-gulp do not copy, plagiarize, repost my works to any platform, or feed into ai ! ! likes, comments, and reblogs are highly appreciated ! !

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this is for anyone who wants the fanart sae in my smau ! ! this isn't how i usually draw since it's for practicing lol

[g-gulp]

[repost because tumblr sucks]

ITOSHI SAE is a man of control and discipline, but just as controlled and disciplined he is, he's still a human being at the end of the day, there are moments when he lowered his guard down unintentionally; and it's whenever you're around or in this case it's when you ordered takeouts and spread it out on the counter, all kinds— ranging from fried wings to the mouthwatering french fries on the side you always have it pair with.

His arms crossed on the counter waiting for his tea to cool down while he watches you chew and savour your rewards for getting through your most stressful day. he didn't say anything; and for a moment his eyes stuck on the way your lips moved when you eat before it drifted back to the fries again. It's golden, crispy, and probably has too much sodium in it. And probably the most delicious and tempting thing perched on the counter right now... other than you.

"You want some?" you asked, waving a single fry in front of him, he backed away a little and your lips widened into a smile, at this point Sae would usually sigh, shake his head and ruffle your hair before leaving with his 'super duper healthy' daily tea, that's the reaction you were sure to happen, although...

"Sure." he said, totally caught you off guard, you blinked— once, twice, absolutely baffled. "Huh? Oh... Sure...?" You muttered in disbelief and Sae just looked at you, dead serious.

You're not sure if he's testing you or if he actually wants the fries... but honestly it's probably both. Slowly... you lift the fry into his mouth and he leans closer, lips parting and you can't believe this is actually happening that he finally-

Crunch ! !

You flinched and recoiled back, cursing under your breath— you should've seen it coming... you should've seen the way his lips twitched into a smile, should've known Sae won't let you tempt him like this...

"Gotcha." He hummed, while you blinked, eyes wide, jaw slack— your wrist throb where he'd just bit into... Seeing him so playful, a smug smile plastered on his face like that, you're not even sure if you're supposed to be mad or kiss him stupid instead...

©g-gulp do not copy, plagiarize, repost my works to any platform, or feed into ai ! ! likes, comments, and reblogs are highly appreciated ! !

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RANDOM BF TEXTS ! !

SAE ITOSHI X READER

⤷ ゛FORMAT : smau ˎˊ˗

⭒ ‧₊˚ ⋅⭑‧₊˚ ⋅ ⭒

𓏵 WARNINGS : made with fem!reader in mind but no pronouns are used (pls lmk if i do!), swearing/cussing, suggestive, might be ooc.

⤷ ゛A/N : i added my sae drawing that was supposed to be for studying anatomy/lighting since i heavily referenced it from this, but i thought it fits so like... yeah.ˎˊ˗

©g-gulp do not copy, plagiarize, repost my works to any platform, or feed into ai ! ! likes, comments, and reblogs are highly appreciated ! !

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𝄞 punk!rin's new tongue piercing? / f!reader / cunnilingus / nipple play / overstim

punk!rin itoshi who's been dodging your kisses and affection for the past two weeks. the only affection you've been getting is back rubs and lingering touches. was he losing interest? you thought endlessly. then one day, he shuts and locks the door to your bedroom without explanation.

punk!rin itoshi who has you beneath him on his bed with the soft light of resident evil 2 burning in the background. the fan whirls as his broad shoulders press onto yours, and his large hand cups your jaw. "sorry," he murmured against your lips, his chaste touch betraying his sinful desire. "lean back. wanna show you something."

punk!rin itoshi, whose full lips trails down your jaw and neck, sucking fervently on your soft skin. "rin," you gasp, "missed this." craning your head for better access, his lips trace over your skin as his fingers linger at your waist. several spiky bracelets adorning his wrists as he pushes your t-shirt up, kneading your soft tits. like he was close to drooling, rin leans down, pressing open-mouth kisses all over your chest. his fingers tracing your nipples, softly pinching the stiff buds at every little gasp.

you've missed him for far too long— head tilting back as his lips wraps around a nipple until—

you shudder at a cold shock of pleasure—a great contrast from his warm tongue. the only touch grounding you is his thumb rubbing at your collarbone. the squirming feeling of metal plaguing you again and again. and he's enjoying this, lips forming a faint smile against your tit.

"fuck—" you sputter as he swirls his barbed tongue around your stiff bud again. "you got a piercing? you didn't even—" you moaned cutely, a particularly hard suck making you shiver. "—you didn't even tell me."

"didn't need to," he huffs out, his breath ghosting your wet bud as switching to the other. "just needed to heal."

punk!rin itoshi who uses his large hand to pin your arms above your head as he sucks and licks your nipples. he needily licked over the sensitive bud as the cold metal sent tremors down your spine before taking it into his warm mouth—his barbed tongue swirling fervently as he sucks. arching your back as you let out little mewls, he pulls away with a wet pop—panting before switching to the other.

punk!rin itoshi who trails his lips down your chest and abdomen as his large hands fondle your tits, desperately squishing at the soft flesh. his hands span across the plushness of your thighs before hooking into the waistband of your shorts, tugging them off. he places little kisses and bites on your inner thighs as your shorts hang over one ankle. peering up at you with those adorable teal eyes, he murmurs. "can i?"

the silver barbell gleams from his tongue as you nod. "please," you start, hiding your face with the back of your hand. "need you s'bad."

rin swallows thickly at your approval, tugging off your panties in newfound neediness. drooling at the sight of your bare pussy, twitching and wet, he presses a thumb to your slit. wetting his skin as the friction sends tremors to your clit. then he licks up, slow and languid, collecting your slick along his tongue.

punk!rin itoshi who can't control himself while eating you out to save his life. growling into your pussy as you squirm against the cold metal of his barbell, he roughly pins your thighs to his bed. ignoring how your hips jerk with each lick over your sensitive clit, he sucks the bud into his mouth. barbed tongue swirling as the sensation hits you again and again—

"rin!" you cry out, fingers interlacing in his dark strands. "t'much!"

he lets out a muffled growl, ignoring how your hips stutter with each fervent suck. his own hips grind into the mattress as he switches between licking and sucking at your clit. then his head tilts down, his tongue plunging deep into your pussy with a soft groan. the cold metal brushes against your gummy walls as warmth pools at your abdomen, twisting into a coil close to snapping.

you pull at his hair after every mewl, but that only seems to egg him further on. he doubles down as his tongue presses deep into your sweet spot, causing your hips to launch off the bed, stammering. "r-rin! i cant!—"

you're close—so goddamn close—and he keeps going, pushing your knees to brush against your chest. "s'good," he whines into you, rutting into the bed. "s'fucking good."

suddenly, his tongue withdraws from your pussy. his lips opt to wrap around your clit once more. the cold metal swirling against the sensitive bud with each harsh suck. the coil snaps as you cry out, the dizzying feeling of cumming on rin's tongue too much for you to handle.

punk!rin itoshi who doesn't stop rutting into the bed, even as you cum. continuing to lick and suck at your clit after each hair pull. "c-can't," you stammer, cut off by a whine.

panting, he murmurs. "one more, hm? you can do it."

and as he presses a soft kiss to your clit before diving in again, you might as well brace yourself to give him one more.

happy new year! first post of 01/01/26

[g-gulp]

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DATE GONE WRONG...? PT.2

VARIOUS CHARACTERS X GN!READER

⤷ ゛FORMAT : smau ˎˊ˗

𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 : reo mikage, nagi seishiro, karasu tabito, otoya eita, yo hiori, yukimiya kenyu, michael kaiser, alexis ness.

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𓏵 GENRE : crack, suggestive, fluff(?)

𓏵 WARNINGS : no pronouns are used, drunken texts, swearing/cursing, suggestive on kaiser (I'm sorry), supernatural stuff is happening on ness, uhh otoya being cute idk, i hate this, lmk if there's more!

𓏵 SUMMARY : what the title said(mostly)

⤷ ゛A/N : i didn't want to post this one i hate it sm but whateverrrrˎˊ˗

PT 1 I PT 2

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DATE GONE WRONG...?

VARIOUS CHARACTERS X GN!READER

⤷ ゛FORMAT : smau ˎˊ˗

𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 : isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, chigiri hyoma, kunigami rensuke, rin itoshi, sae itoshi, shidou ryusei.

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𓏵 GENRE : crack

𓏵 WARNINGS : no pronouns are used, there's mention of reader doing make up and wearing dresses in some, cursing/swearing, suggestive, irrational jealousy on isagi, kunigami being lowk mean, lmk if there's more!

𓏵 SUMMARY : exactly what the title said lmao

⤷ ゛A/N : I'm not sure if i had to make wc!kunigami the default or pre wc!kunigami and i also prob made him ooc, def need to know more abt his character ˎˊ˗

PT 1 I PT 2

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MICHAEL KAISER X GN!READER

⤷゛FORMAT : drabble ˎˊ˗

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𓏵 GENRE : 18+ suggestive, smut.

𓏵 WARNINGS : mdni w this post, no pronouns are used, choking, riding, kaiser making you angry, kinda masochistic kaiser(?), dacryphilia if you squint.

⤷゛A/N : this would be the only time im making a smut LMAOˎˊ˗

MICHAEL KAISER who just loves to see you so worked up because of him.

MICHAEL KAISER who purposely riled you up because he loves seeing the way your face scrunched and your brows furrowed at him.

MICHAEL KAISER who shamelessly stares at your lips when you scream at him.

MICHAEL KAISER who kisses your forehead and your cheek, cooing at you to calm down as he draws you in closer to him by your waist.

MICHAEL KAISER who loves the way you scratch his shoulders trying to push him away when he doesn't want to let go of his embrace.

MICHAEL KAISER who relishes the way your jaw clenched— eyes narrow at him when he doesn't take you seriously.

MICHAEL KAISER who pecks your lips mid-sentence, shutting you up and making you even annoyed at him.

MICHAEL KAISER who laughed when you cursed him out, "Aww, I love you too." he replied dramatically in a saccharine voice while peppering your face with kisses.

MICHAEL KAISER who grabbed your jaw and shut you up again with a kiss when he's had enough of your complaints, "Alright, I get it, schatz, you done now?"

MICHAEL KAISER who lets you fuck your anger out on him, making you ride him, your pretty hands wrapped around his neck, choking him while he looks at you with a dopey grin on his face, "Mmhh—sshhiittt...! Harder! Haaa—!"

MICHAEL KAISER who shudders and trembles, his eyes glassy, tears running down his cheeks while he's still under you, fucked out and exhausted, he runs his fingers over the subtle handprint you left on his neck, a tired but satisfied smile on his face, "You're so fucking mean... I love it— do it again."

©g-gulp do not copy, plagiarize, repost my works to any platform, or feed into ai ! ! likes, comments, and reblogs are highly appreciated ! !

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SHARK WEEK ! ! PT.2

VARIOUS CHARACTERS X GN!READER

⤷ ゛FORMAT : smau ˎˊ˗

𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 : reo mikage, nagi seishiro, karasu tabito, otoya eita, yo hiori, yukimiya kenyu, michael kaiser, alexis ness.

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𓏵 GENRE : fluff/comfort, crack(?)

𓏵 WARNINGS : mention of period, blood, afab!reader, reader has periods, swearing/cursing(i think), reader mentioned wearing skirt/dress on reo and kaiser, no pronouns were used but i could be wrong, cringe af

𓏵 SUMMARY : telling the bllk men you're on your period or them knowing/realizing you have your period!

PT 1 I PT 2

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