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@gaelan
funniest aspect of being in a transfem for transmasc marriage is that I'll show my wife my gender goals, which are like, photos of onlyfans models, and she'll be all "hubba hubba awooga arf arf arf" and then he'll show me his gender goals and it'll be a man who looks just so unfathomably busted like he looks like he got put into a food processor and then killed with hammers
Left: my gender goals. Right: their gender goals
Same energy
Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work
“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
This is just Gardiner's sign list of Egyptian Hieroglyphics A1-B2 with a couple of repeats thrown in at the end. You've thrown a vocabulary list at us.
"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. CURSE OF CEASAR
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R
Let’s Have Another Bullet Point Story, Courtesy of a Friend
So I have a friend that used to be in the tumblers troupe at the renfaire as a contortionist
We were chatting online and she told me to tell you all this story.
I love Kat dearly
but she forgets that she’s stupid strong and hypermobile
so one day she throws her back out
bad enough that she needed painkillers and couldn’t stand upright
“But also I needed Tampons and like. A Burrito, real bad.”
she’s flat on her back in her apartment when she decides this
and, in an
impeccable
leap of reasoning, decides
“I can’t roll my back forward to sit/stand up like normal.
But I can ARCH my back just fine.
SO
I’m going to do that and get on my hands and feet in a stomach-in-the-air this-shit-belongs-in-a-horror-movie-type pose,
And amble on down to the 7-11”
“And get me that Burrito”
It is,
for context,
after midnight in July during a wildfire so it’s hot as satan’s own asshole and the moon is red and shit’s already generally cursed.
Imagineyou are some poor sap working nights at the world’s deadest 7-11, and you hear the door jangle but you don’t see anyone’s head over the counters.
Whatever.
Except you keep hearing noises like there’s someone in the next aisle over.
Fucking around in the burrito section
It’s also worth mentioning that Kat
1. sings whatever earworm is currently running through her head when she’s not paying attention
2. sounds EXACTLY like some kind of creepy child from a horror movie when doing so
tonight’s song is something from veggietales.
DUDE ACTUALLY STANDS HIS GROUND
and/or is really fucking high and isn’t sure if he’s tripping balls or notanyway
Kat goes up to pay for her burrito and tampons
She realizes the counter presents something of a challenge, and then demonstrates for me on her kitchen table at 4AM during a different july wildfire,
exactly
how she used the shelves to climb up the counter
like one of the boston robotics beasties
dude stares at her for like, five minutes and says.
“Register’s broke.”
“Oh No!” Says Kat. “Just Take ‘em.” “Really? I can leave cash-you don’t have to give me change I don’t want you to get in trouble with your manager.” “…Nah.” “Oh! OK! Thank you!” “Yeah ok bye.”
Shortly after she arrived back at the apartment, she got a text on her phone from the campus security about "A Suspicious Individual” at tle 7-11.
It took her
FOUR
FUCKING
YEARS
to realize she was the suspicious individual
went to the nurse and i was like i need a period product. and they go. we are in the male ward. and I'm like i have a uterus. and they process it so slowly and they're like. do. do. you want a yorkie bar. will this help with the gender dysphoria. and i'm like ...you know what. sure.
context for all my non-UK followers.
that one nurse doing more for the trans community than all the GICs combined
Fem tintin
oh my god i love her so much
Item: thousand-year-old drinking game
Grab that list, a die of your choice up to 14 sides, and some friends!
This image shows a 14 sided die made of a dark hardwood, each side marked with the Chinese based characters that Korean writers used to use (before that one king gave them the modern characters they use now, that is).
Next to the die is a list of translations for the characters and since it's tiny and fuzzy I will describe it.
For your modern gaming use I have added numerals, which are not on the translations. As for the precise meaning of each thing, well that's for your friends and you to argue about.
You can choose which of these actions to include in your game or not. I'd ditch being hit in the nose and maybe don't flinch while almost hit to play this with a d12, for example.
1- drink two cup immediately
2- drink three cups at once
3- let everybody hit you on the nose
4- drink a big cup and laugh loudly
5- drink from a cup with something gross in it
6- do a dance without music
7- drink while linking arms with a buddy
8- recite a verse from a poem
9- drink and sing a song
10- sing the song G- [illegible. maybe your group can choose a popular song you all will know and one that'll be funny]
11- sing the song [illegible. again, you choose]
12- ask a buddy to sing a song
13- hold still and don't flinch while someone pretends to hit you
14- hold still and don't flinch while someone tickles you
That's it! Have fun and please drink or party responsibly.
Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.
The thing the recruiters don’t tell you about space battles is that you die slowly.
Ships don’t blow up cleanly in flashes and sparks. Oh, if you’re in the engine room, you’ll probably die instantly, but away from that? In the computer core, or the communications hub? You just lose power. And have to sit, air going stale and room slowly cooling, while you wait to find out if the battle is won or lost.
If it’s lost, nobody comes for you.
It had been about half a day (that’s a Raithar day, probably a bit shorter than yours) and Kvala and I were pretty sure we had lost. Kvala was injured, Traav and I were dehydrated and exhausted, and Louv was dead, hit by shrapnel when the conduits blew.
Most fleets give you something, of course. For Raithari, it’s essence of windgrass. I looked at the vial.
“It’s too soon,” Traav said.
Kvala gestured negation, shakily. She had been burned when conduits blew, and her feathers were charred, and her leftmost eye was bubbly and blind now. Even if we were rescued, she probably wouldn’t survive. “You know we’re losing the war.”
They couldn’t deny that. “It doesn’t mean we lost the battle.”
“Doesn’t it? The Chreee have better technology. Better resources. And they have their warrior code. They don’t care if they die.”
“We can’t give up!” Traav protested. They were young, a young and reckless thar who had listened to a recruiting officer and still believed scraps of what they had been told. “Any heartbeat now—”
There was a clunk. Something had docked with our fragment of the ship.
“You see?!” Traav crowed triumphantly.
Kvala exchanged glances with me. The Chreee never bothered to hunt down survivors. What was the point, after all?
The Aushkune did.
There weren’t supposed to be Aushkune here. They were supposed to hide in nebulas.
But if there were—
If there were, we were too late. The windgrass couldn’t possibly destroy our nervous systems in time to stop the corpse-reviving implants, and once you were implanted, it was over—or it would never be over, depending on how you looked at it and whether Aushkune drones were aware of anything—
Footsteps.
Bipedal. The Aushkune were supposed to be bipedal.
And then the blast door opened, and a figure stood in it. My first thought was, robot? That’s almost worse than Aushkune . . . But no, it was a being in some sort of suit.
Who wore suits?
“Friendly contact,” the suit’s sound system blared, as the being moved over to Kvala. “Urgent treatment. Evacuation.”
“Who are you?” Kvala struggled upright.
Despite the primitive suit, the blocky being was using up-to-date medical scanners. “Low frequency right angle shape,” it explained—or maybe didn’t explain. Two more figures came into the room and put Kvala firmly onto a stretcher.
“You’re with the Chreee, aren’t you?” Kvala was not at all happy to be on a stretcher.
“Not Chreee,” the sound system said. “You Man. Soil Starship Nichols.” The being hesitated. “Rescue Chreee as well. On ship. Will separate.”
“You what?” I said faintly. Who would do that?
“Oath,” the being explained.
“What kind of oath? To what deity?”
The shoulders of the being moved up and down. “Several different. Also none. For me, none. Just—oath.”
I exchanged glances with Traav, who looked as unsettled as I was. I had never, ever heard of groups cooperating when they couldn’t even swear to or by the same power.
The being scanned me. “Have water,” it said. “Recommend.”
Raithari have fast metabolisms. I could—would—die of thirst quickly, and painfully.
“Where will you take us,” Traav asked, “after you give us water?”
“Raithari to Raithar. Chreee to Chreeeholm.”
“Chreeeholm would kill them for failing,” Traav remarked.
The being hesitated, and then said, “War news sometimes bad. Sometimes lie.”
We had learned long ago not to believe the recruiting officers, but what did that have to do with anything?
“And you—what?” I asked. “Just fly around looking for battles and rescuing victims?”
The being seemed to consider this. “Best invention of soil,” it said finally.
Most of what it was saying didn’t make any sense. Did it worship soil? But it had said that it had sworn to no deity . . .
Madness.
On the other hand—war was a deliberate, rational act by deliberate, rational people, and I wanted no more of it. So why not embrace madness and see what happened?
“Soil Starship—Rrikkol?” I asked, stumbling over the word.
“Yes. Soil Starship Nichols.”
I followed the being in the suit.
Took me well over a minute to realize "low frequency right angle shape" was Red Cross.
I love how this shows the weirdness both of language and of culture. Excellent writing!
"Soil Starship Nichols"
This is what took me a moment.
Earth Starship [Nichelle] Nichols
god, I love sci-fi that's optimistic about humanity. humans are horrible and awful and have done a million unspeakable things, and we're also kind and loving and compassionate and will throw caution to the wind and do brazen silly things to make the universe a better place
A master to his action-hero trainee says, "Your movements are sloppy. You lack awareness of your body when you fight. Your hands move and yet you do not hold them in your mind's eye. Come. We will remedy this."
And then the master paints his trainee's fingernails and orders the trainee to complete a series of complicated tasks without smudging the nail polish.
Trainee grumbles that this is stupid when the first set of tasks is just cleaning the dojo. Within two minutes he reaches for the dustpan and knocks the edge of his pinky nail against it in a way he's never noticed before. He's staring at the baby blue smudge and suddenly he understands things differently.
There's a montage of days passing as he fetches water, chops wood, hoes crops, washes clothes. His nails are a different color during each cut. He's sprinting up the mountain with a fresh wet pedicure and the master is nodding in approval. The master's nails are flawless tech art.
He's reached his final assessment and it's a sparing match against his master. The air smells of acetone. His and the master's nails are all freshly painted. He must land a blow on the master with his mani and pedi fully intact.
Suns and moons pass. Streak in the ring finger. Smudge on the pinky. A full-handed block at the cost of three nails of paint. A hit on his master, and he hoots in delight until the master points out the unguarded toe whose polish is now streaked across the master's robe.
Days pass in frustration and exhaustion. By day 40, he has every digit of his acutely in his mind's eye. He senses the master's attack, ducks, dodges, all fingers all toes all himself, aware, and he strikes with his wooden sword.
It connects with the master. The master pauses. The trainee raises his left hand into view--5 digits of flawless sunflower yellow. His left foot. His right foot. And finally his right hand, raised in triumph.
The master smiles. "You have passed. I have just one more technique to teach you."
The technique is how to draw little flowers into the nail art. So really this one is optional.
it's optional but in the final climactic battle nonetheless somehow important
please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left
did someone say halloween
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
IT IS THE MIDDLE OF F U C K I N G JUNE FRIEND
NO IT’S HALLOWEEN G E T S P O O K Y
[[SPOOKY GHOST NOISES]]
[[WACKS GHOST WITH A BROOM]] J U N E
YOU CAN’T HIT GHOSTS YOU MORTAL
SPOOKY TIME, YOU SAY?
It’s the end of August and that’s the start of Halloween.
[ID: gif of skeletons raving. end ID]
look it's very simple.
october: spooky month
november: turkey month
december: jesus month
the unfortunate thing abt life is sometimes you Do have to wait for the bus in the rain and if you were a specific brand of annoying in 2012/13 this is significant
[ID text–
Video at the start is a TikTok posted by @deadlynim of an individual obviously wracked by despondency. The TikTok is captioned:
Ain't no way I said "cumpkin preem cold brew" to the cute barista at my local Starbucks
This is followed by textposts from various individuals–
"Carms" posted: I work at a restaurant wanted to say careful the soup is hot and I said "careful it's soup" "none ur business" posted: No bc one time at a boba place, my dad wanted his tea without boba. So he said "no bobies". "kayleigh.joy" posted: once asked a customer if they'd like sweet and sour sauce with their coffee. they asked me to repeat myself so i said it again "yassifiedbuttermilk" posted: it's ok one time i was handing out a large iced chai and all i could get out was, "LICE" in a wobbly voice. i wanted to cry "Totes Tracie" posted: I asked the waitress at an italian restaurant for 'sketti and beefballs' and she repeated it back to me "Margaret" posted: one time I was explaining to a customer that our computers keep track of their points, but I said "the cucumber keeps track of that" "rat" posted: once at mcdonald's they asked me what i wanted as my drink and i said ranch. they asked again and i said ranch again. "fnaf cat" posted: once i was trying to say "dont be afraid to come back!" and i said "dont come back, be afraid!" "sarah" posted: was trying to ask if these customers to dine in and i ended up saying "did u want to die?" "beka" posted: I had to call in about xray results and I got nervous so I just asked for my bones
End ID.]
The fucking job market is abysmal
ID: Screenshots showing search results from Indeed. It says:
No matching jobs found for "Guy who guards two pathways and only tells lies"
No matching jobs found for "Guy who guards two pathways and only tells the truth"
No matching jobs found
for “Guy who guards two pathways
and only tells lies”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Do you have any favorite swear words or phrases? Or would you like to come up with any fantasy-themed options? I feel like you'd be good at it.
<3
Favourite swear words, in order:
Fuck
Shit
Dick
Ass
Bitch
Bastard
Damn
Crap
Cunt
Favourite phrases, in no order:
Aw beans
Sweet baby Jesus
What on God's green earth
Lord love a duck
That's a load of horseshit right there
Shut the fuck your mouth
Fantasy-themed swears, in no order:
Merlin's tits
??? Dragon Ass or some shit idfk
Fiddle Dee Dee
By the power of grayskull
"Cunt" again, but only the way Australians say it
"Australia is fantasy now?" what would you call a story about a perilous faraway land full of mythical creatures, malevolent birds, and a suspiciously high density of white people
You're Canadian saying all that???
I ran out of room
[ID: spiderman meme with USAmerica, Canada, Australia, Hawai'i, South Africa, New Zealand, and Puerto Rico all pointing at each other. end ID]
happy holiday everyone!
On this day, July 27th in 1987, a single was released that would change the world forever.
It's Rick Astley's debut single, Never Gonna Give You Up!
Happy Rickroll Day!
Philosophical question 1: if you know what the link leads to, and it's clearly labeled "Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up" with a photo of Rick Astley, and you click it anyway... is that a rickroll?
Philosophical question 2: What if you secretly hold out hope that it's NOT Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up video? Then click it. Is that a rickroll?
Philosophical question 3: What about if you send this post to somebody and emphatically insist it's NOT what it appears to be, then invite them to click?
Believe it or not there's a whole paper written on this subject.
via @/_weloveyou__ on tiktok