Hell Yeah

est 1993

[bougiebutchbinch]

[the-messenger-hawk]

Guys who went through the horrors to find their wife

[everythingfox]

Turn the sound on at your own risk

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[reitoeii]

[vampirecorleone]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws (1975) dir. Steven Spielberg

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[sea-salted-wolverine]

well, first you spend half an hour reassuring them that kids movies are fine and movies for young people are fine and the movies aimed at younger demographics are fine. And kids movies can be just as good and nuanced and valuable. But simple stories are fine too. And its fine that popculture block buster movies are aimed at families for mass appeal to bring in the max amount of revenue and put butts in seats. And its fine that studios hedge their bets and aim for known franchised IPs that will produce a high ROI because of the nostalgia factor because its fine that its the 5th sequel spinoff reboot of the story they liked as a kid. Its fine actually, you have to promise that you have no issues with any of that.

It's just that you would maybe sorta like to watch anything other than that.

And then you're a villain who hates fun.

[queer-as-city-folk]

I hate American Labor because what do you mean the child bombing plane factory is union while the grocery store I go to every week would probably close down if the workers there tried to unionize

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[queer-as-city-folk]

I doubt that making the union bosses girls will fix anything

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[gorgynei]

#(thousand-yard sex-disinterested aroace stare) cool opinion. love seeing this same sentiment 10000 times a day on this website

im also aroace. being disinterested in sex and romance is still sexual perversion in the eyes of the state. get more perverted in whichever direction fills you with the most joy!!!!!!

[meabeck]

[galaxycunt]

Happy Mother’s Day to me please clap I made it another year

[galaxycunt]

I look so chopped I need some professional photos done of me and Ramona soon lmao

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[galaxycunt]

Happy Mother’s Day to me please clap I made it another year

[greatwaytokillhim]

pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

[rowanisawriter]

write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

[densewentz]

people i am begging you please please please please if it's been a hot day but is mellowing into a nice evening, and you're thinking of taking your dog on a walk on the pavement/asphalt/sidewalk now that it's cooler please put your bare hands on the ground first and hold them there for a moment and make sure the ground isn't going to literally fry your animal's feet. The street can stay hot long after the air cools down, and if it's uncomfortable for you its uncomfortable for them!!