tried to hatch an easter egg once
I- I don’t think I wanna know
didn't have a heat lamp so i kept it under my armpit for a week
If this were anyone else I'd be confident this is a bit
it was elementary school. the year before our class hatched a batch of chickens in an incubator, i knew they needed heat. plus i didn't want an adult to confiscate it. during class i alternated between my hoodie pocket and my armpit (warmer). solid logic
Was it a plastic one or a painted one?
well see that was the big issue
Answer the question gaud
this happened in June. Easter had been over for 2 months. Easter was not on my mind. so when i found a single perfect intact egg (not hollow) just sitting on the ground under a tree, it did not occur to me that
the tree was next door to a church, places infamously known for organizing easter egg hunts
a single perfect white chicken egg rarely appears in nature nestled against a suburban tree trunk
to read deeper meaning into the small splashes of color on the base (thought it was pollution or smthng)
no, i did not see a forgotten easter egg that had been left for 2 months to weather the elements. i saw a random egg, in need of hatching.
You see Gaud, I don't believe you. You absolutely saw a forgotten Easter egg and tried to hatch it
*sighs* let my motives be washed away by the tides of time. whatever my intentions, I tried to hatch a rotten easter egg under my armpit.
tragedy, naturally, struck.
I hatched a goose egg with th3 armpit technique once
Her brother is also there, but their mum actually managed to hatch him. Her name is Riley and his name is chucky
well see now i feel cheated
















