May Be Dead

A record of my brain rot Puppet enthusiasts always learning about more osha violations 24, He/him

[davidemmerich]

you know what? no. fuck you. fuck you *unfucks your elf*

[fuckedelf]

I have nothing

[foone]

the five trauma reactions: fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and mating

[virtualgirladvance]

id like if we could keep the alliteration going but i dont know if anyone has made an f word for mating

[bean-face]

They haven't sorry

[virtualgirladvance]

thats fucked up

[dailyrothko]

Not sure if users keep doing this or online poster sites or whatever but this is a ridiculously bright push on this painting. Lighting conditions can be doifferent as I drone on about all the time, but that's not what this is. The whole feeling of this work is surprising because of how dark it is, but someone wants to turn it into a bright painting. Why?

Here are some more realistic versions

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

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[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[faggotvampires]

[ID: A screenshot of a YouTube comment from Ann Cee. The comment says “I’m glad I don’t light up a room. Those seem to be the only people who get murdered.” /ID]

[ros-sauce]

I was going to make a post like "I wish there was such a thing as an executive functionberry so I could eat it any get anything done" and then I remembered that's called methylphenidate and it's expensive

[brionysea]

everyone's all about queer subtext until it's aromantic or asexual

[creative-anchorage]

Tags by @clownfish-casino: #EXACTLYYYYYY #“but they can't be aro or ace !!! thats so boooring !” IM KILLING YOU WITH MY TEETH. -----

Ignoring the compelling story elements in favor of finding someone for the character to fuck/be fucked by (or only engaging with them via romantic character shipping) is boring of them!! Big ol' snore fest

[creative-anchorage]

"As soon as people say we're only interested in shipping it reads as a man looking down on women for liking romance"

Well. There are different types of romantic stories. Just as there are different categories of sex scenes in movies and tv. I guess we personally don't see the point in thinking of how characters would interact if they were in the type of story that doesn't first show you much of the emotions or connection between the characters.

There's nothing wrong with that sort of story, and they have their use. It just feels to us like the meaty bits are being tossed away to interact with a less interesting version, but perhaps because we lack the thing that makes us feel that sex without much context behind it is in itself meaty.

To each their own. But at the same time, no matter how many tags I block, many things are still absolutely full of shipping and "reader" shipping, and I have to wonder if anyone has even posted anything about the thing that's actually, you know. About the thing!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

a genie held a press conference to announce that genies existed but that they were no longer granting wishes from anyone over the age of 10 because apparently humanity “lacks whimsy and creativity” and we were all wishing for the same things over and over again and the genies were getting bored. 

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[thyfl3shconsumed]

SCREAM

[hello-eeveev]

a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals

[riaxaraco]

I made my own little addition, hope you don't mind <3

[teaboot]

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

[teaboot]

“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

[trainerdelaney]

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

[trainerdelaney]

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”

[spindletrees]

This might be a good time for Ms. Psych degree here to step in and let ye all know that People Are Unable To Identify Flirting. There are double-blind studies to support this, if you instruct participants to flirt or not flirt with another participant, neither the second participant nor onlookers are able to accurately tell which instruction the first participant was given. Even if you get the flirting participant to rate their attraction to the person they’re flirting with, and only count trials where people are either flirting with people they find attractive, or not flirting with people they don’t find attractive NO ONE CAN TELL WHO IS FLIRTING OR WHO ISN’T.

[gallantblade475-blog-deactivate]

I’ve heard that people actually have a *less than 50% chance* of guess whether someone is flirting or not.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Thank fuck this isn’t just me failing at humanity

[stammsternenstaub]

SagePub has one such study here, dated 2014. There might be more recent work, however.

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So if you split open a giant peach and there’s a magic baby inside that you are then forced to raise do you still eat the peach or would that be too awkward

[what-even-is-thiss]

My first question about a peach that big would be is it radioactive and my second question would be is it from Alaska and if the answer to either of those questions is yes I don’t think I’d wanna eat it

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t think you’re supposed to eat peach pits though? Like they’re pretty poisonous.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Okay.

Do you still want to eat the peach after a magic baby comes out of it?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 23

[overdoso]

A dose de fofura do dia.