Geek Goblin

any pronouns, art student, ace attorney addict If you only want to see my art, go check my art sideblog!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[debkorvelus]

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

[nutsacktorturer]

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

[stormesandshowers]

Nestle isn’t gonna fuck you

[asingularcanadian]

Also water IS a human right, it’s classified as one by the UN the only country that really disagrees with this is the United States

[ruffboi-mags]

I know this post is a few years old, but I stumbled on it and I just want to also point out… Even aside from water being free or not, even aside from water being a human right,

the old man wasn’t stealing.

He was using a neighbor’s water, that the neighbor pays for, with the neighbor’s permission. Nothing was stolen. The old man just wasn’t the one paying. If someone comes to my house and I let them charge their phone while they’re there, are they STEALING electricity because I’m the one who pays the electric bill? If I take someone out to dinner, are they STEALING their meal if I pay for both of us? Get fucked.

I hope that person has become a better kinder person since 2021, but I"m not holding my breath.

[velvetterabby]

Pride miku countdown day 3: 2024

This is my fave pride Miku year to date 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ they're so cute all of them are good 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ also I didn't do nb after this bc this one's just perfect :(((( I can't top that

[chimerakisu]

ik nobody's talking about these songs anymore but I've been thinkin about this ship ever since ERB came out so... I call this "Confessions of a Rotten Ego Renegade Boy" because it's dumb and it fits them

genuinely obsessed w this concept now might draw these gay sillies more

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[sixofclovers]

hecate

[perlov]

:3

[bionicle216]

go my phoenix wrights..

go my Phoenix wrights..

[floweringpotss]

i think part of what makes blackmadhi appeal to me so heavily is that simon blackquill seems like the kind of guy to absolutely abhor any kind of unnecessary drama or gossip in his everyday life (even though he is a rather dramatic person himself… zero self awareness), so to imagine him unwittingly entering a horrible awful fwb/situationship scenario with nahyuta sadmadhi, the KING of pettiness and drama, is just so incredibly funny to me.

like simon would absolutely claim he hates petty conflict and anything to do with it but then proceed to entertain a reality-show-level toxic relationship with nahyuta simply because he likes annoying him and is too stubborn to back down. he will not realize the irony of this. it’s so good

[imnotaratmmkay]

silly meme I just made

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[geekgoblin]

Has there already been a Favourite Crypt of the Necrodancer monster contest or is this game too niche?

Really want to organise one but I don't even know if people would see it, so feel free to spread out the question! Didn't even find a CotN community where I could share it :(

[oneoddtalker]

Ace Attorney fandom… Miles Edgeworth fans… members of the jury… I have never asked anything of you before, but today we must band together to fulfill a greater purpose on this site we call Tumblr.

As the veterans know, the 2026 Tumblr Sexyman polls are currently underway, and everyone’s favorite prosecutor with unnecessary feelings is on the ballot.

I encourage anyone who’s ever interacted with Ace Attorney to go and vote!! As well as spread propaganda so that Miles Edgeworth is crowned with this title he deserves.

We are counting on you.

(Plus Manfred Von Karma is in the polls and if he loses it would be justice well served)

[beevean]

"To me, he's like a god."

In English, Edgeworth says that Manfred von Karma is a god among prosecutors. That makes sense and it's a great way to hype him up before the player faces him. It puts the emphasis on von Karma's reputation, and how puny Phoenix is by comparison.

But this line is magnificent. It's personal. It encapsulates the awe, fear and respect he feels for the mentor who is now trying to send him to the gallows. It puts the emphasis on Edgeworth's own turmoil and conflicted feelings.

We were robbed and now I'm sad :(

oh, as a bonus, Phoenix still muses after this line that maybe von Karma is to Edgeworth what Mia was to him. you can't make this shit up

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 33

Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune)

Pierrot (Freak Circus)

Voting ended onJun 8

[rlgstuff]

Happy pride month everyone!

[rabbitheatedgrrrl]

Not wanting to have sex is NOT a problem. It doesn’t matter if you are asexual or allo, there is nothing wrong with not wanting sex. It’s just an activity. That’d be like saying that if you don’t like soccer, you need to go to soccer therapy to figure out why you dislike it and figure out how to like it because it’s for your own good. See how ridiculous that sounds? IT IS OK TO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX AND IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED!!!!!!