[hypotheticalpeople]

person who perpetually finds a degree of comfort in the fact of being “inside” the current calendar month (womb-like feeling)

[edwad]

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

[sulkyselkie-deactivated20220813]

Jesus would smile a little bit if you made a mean joke that was really funny but he wouldn’t laugh

[skidmark4]

not havin TikTok or IG will hav U up @ 4AM like dam wat goin on on r/Food Lol

[iphigeniacomplex]

log onto tumblr and you learn that cowboys are secretly leftist and pirates are secretly leftist and superhero comics are secretly leftist and vikings are secretly leftist and greco-roman antiquity is secretly leftist and knights are secretly leftist and the concept of the appalachian region is secretly leftist and all genre fiction is innately secretly leftist and every animated show you ever watched as a kid is secretly leftist and you never have to think about the political subtext of anything ever and you log off tumblr and for some reason people are talking about a descent toward fascism

[thesituation]

tumblr is so funnyyyy you could make a post like “i think green eyes are so pretty” and someone would rb it and say in the tags “im confused why would someone’s eye color matter? lol i’m too aroace for this.. are the allos okay” or something equally strange like its what everyone was thinking

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.

[medievaljournalist]

When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

Solarpunk is real punk because a) it makes people angry and b) it's lame

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[indigosfindings]

every episode of riverdale has a scene where a teen with too much hairstyle confronts a diabolical adult like "listen up bozo, i know you think youre all tough and comfortable running the show & calling the shots. but here's a newsflash for you, you goddamn monster: we're sick and tired of you using our town as your personal junk pool. i will hunt you down and stomp on your world. arrivederci, you bastard" & all throughout this the adult looks completely disarmed, scared shitless, terrified for their life, then two scenes later the adult will walk up to the teen & shoot them in the head point blank with a pump action shotgun. that's the cliffhanger, & the next episode opens with the teen in the hospital recovering from a mild contusion

[indigosfindings]

why did somebody tag this as #contusion. is that for like an injury-based filing system or

[geniusvirgin]

Salt air…

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[zegalba]

Monica Piloni: portraits series (2013)

[solradguy]

Ok I guess if you want to get really absolutely technical about it, I guess Martin Luther's 95 Theses were a zine. I guess. I suppose.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bearcatcatbear]

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

[geniusvirgin]

I just finished combray and am hitting swann in love btw