*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you
d e v o n

izzy's playlists!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

No title available
tumblr dot com
Game of Thrones Daily
Cosimo Galluzzi
sheepfilms
🪼
wallacepolsom
i don't do bad sauce passes
Peter Solarz
Mike Driver

Kaledo Art

pixel skylines

titsay
dirt enthusiast
$LAYYYTER
RMH
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

seen from Italy

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Denmark
seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from Italy

seen from Czechia

seen from Malaysia

seen from France
seen from Italy

seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@gingerlemon-dreams
*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you
(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me
i eat your grandads clothes
Macklemoth
Embryonic
Imagine Grace, Rocky, Simon on Grace's ship. Grace is standing in front of an ocean of blood. He's not sure how he got here, but it's fascinating. Voices rise from whispers. "RYLAAAAAND RYYYYLAND RYLAND!" He bends down to the rippling surface. "I prefer Grace, actually." A pause. "GRRRACE GRAAACE GRACE! GRACE…" He touches the blood. It's warm. "I'm a doctor." A collective sigh rises from everywhere. "DOCTORRRR RYLAND GRAAACE RYLAND DOCTOR GRACE RYLAND." "The viscosity is a little thicker than blood. I wonder why." "DOCTOR RYLAND GRACE." "Smells like blood. But… it's not congealing… what's keeping it a fluid?" "HELLO." He stands. "And why here? It's desolate. There's nothing alive. Where'd it come from?" "…IT…IS AN EMRYONIC FLUID THAT NURTURES US, FORMED FROM THE DISSOLUTION OF ALL." Grace frowns. "Like a giant womb?" Silence falls again. "WE EXPECTED MORE SCREAMING." Grace snorts. "Why? Looks like an algae bloom." The surface quivers. An enormous form rises. Too large. Too many teeth. Sunken, milky eyes. Grace screams. "YES, LIKE THAT."
the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?
I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"
basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.
she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.
if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.
because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.
a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.
instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.
she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.
when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍
The ocean is scary.
Okay wtf
@ohhelloimsotired
Holy shit
"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot
i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832
victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS
it’s a sliced mango holy shit
oh. i like mangoes.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your consideration possibly
today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.
remember everyone...
thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed
thursday warning: thursday has arrived
ain’t NO way the game changer producers made an episode that’s just “who the fuck closed last night”
do NOT buy them separately they MUST be bought TOGETHER or else they DIE
Sayuri doodles
damn guys can't believe tmnt is a trio
Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.
Happy late pride month to Joanie, the best that’s ever been 🏳️⚧️
Joanie recently changed her name to Jolene because “it’s funnier”, she says