Putting the Romance in Techromancy and Necromancy

autistic white fat trans woman sapphic girlmachine, she/her, it/its, in my mid 20s. Absolutely adore sapient non-humans, but especially obsessed with machines, dolls, robots, zombies, ghosts, and vampires. I just wanna have a tick-tock heart and hear my movement servos whir. Victory For Sylvanas, Victory to the Forsaken, now and forever!

[girlmachinezeph]

One of the aspects of realizing I was trans at 19 is the grief of not just lost social opportunity and other things about not having tween/teen years that weren't swamped in massive constant dysphoria, is that it numbed the shit out of my senses, including emotional ones. This meant that I actively pushed away parental affection as well as didn't feel the plenty I got, leaving this large hole it feels like when I read stories with maternal or paternal affection because dysphoria robbed me of that. Such relations require reciprocated attention and I was just so much internally in pain I could focus on nothing else, and constantly doing whatever I could to place walls and numb it. It hurts and is unbelievably frustrating and also why I want to take care of others and dote so much because I don't want anyone else to feel this.

[chaikachi]

She's doing her best, okay?

Loosely inspired by that one scene from Friends.

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

[cuntpunkop-ed]

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

[seraph1c-mo0n]

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[byjove]

One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.

[byjove]

Few people hustle and scam so hard that they’re considered a martyr and a prophet 200 years later and their fanfiction is considered serious lost biblical scripture even though they stole lines from Shakespeare.

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[north-bi-northwest]

[charlesoberonn]

Everyone loves to talk about carcinization but nobody talks about how unrelated clades of plants repeatedly evolve into trees.

[charlesoberonn]

Being a tree is just a way for plants to flex on their neighbors and soak up all the sun

^three distantly related plants that independently evolved into trees

[charlesoberonn]

They're both, that's what I'm saying.

Their family is grass but their body plan is a tree.

There is no "tree family". No ancestral ur-tree which all trees got their body plan from.

[rhyperographer]

There are a number of commonly used terms to describe plants and animals which don't have a phylogenetic meaning. Tree & fish are two common ones.

If you get into the stuff which break the rules or have exceptions it gets even crazier. Like, panda, reptile, etc.

[charlesoberonn]

Birds are reptiles

[daco-showman]

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[transhuman-priestess]

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

[fuckblast]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

[transhuman-priestess]

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

[pastabuilt]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[sea--burn]

[thwarp]

She isn’t her step mom, she’s the mom that stepped up!

Congratulations on your new loving, extremely loud mom

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

_-#(#)@/($_+$()@)@)#)

[thesleepytimes]

It’s so good

[adamsmasher]

[plaid-dragon]

[valtsv]

Is it possible to just jump into neongenesis evangelion without any prior knowledge or do i need to pre-game by watching a prequel or something?

nobody should ever watch neon genesis evangelion but if you're in a saw trap and it's the only way to escape you should start with the 90s TV series, followed by end of evangelion. you don't have to watch the rebuilds after that but personally i have a misplaced affection for them.

[valtsv]