Stormtrooper Tactics: 101

My blog about life, the universe and everything

[glaivethruster]

little Genji experiment, please ignore

[yourplayersaidwhat]

After my players left the feywild, they were followed by an annoying riddle shouting crow. they have since adopted it, joining all the other weird creatures and items they’ve collected.

Barbarian: “We collect fun stuff”

Paladin: “Fun in the ‘by the gods WHY’ fun”

[toogoodashiptowreck]

There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.

Terry Pratchett (via sowrongitsgina)

[luminaes-deactivated20151216]

With the holidays coming up and this abandoned blog of mine, I thought I should at least contribute by doing something. A lot of people want a PS4, so I’ll give a lucky person the chance to win one of these consoles with a game of their choice!

Let’s get straight to the prizes:

A brand new Playstation 4: I will be buying the console and shipping it to you from any trusted site of your desire.

A game of your choice: You can also select a game of your choice if you’d like to! It can be any game you want.

A $20 PSN Card: This prize is only going to be for the people who follow me.

Now onto the rules:

You do not have to be following me unless you want the $20 PSN card to come with all of this. Feel free to follow, though! This will be a video game blog with some anime here and there.

Likes AND reblogs count towards entries, you may reblog as many times as you’d like.

You will have to leave your ask box open and also must be comfortable with giving out your address, ect. I’m willing to ship internationally!

No giveaway blogs.

Ends January 7th, 2016. Good luck!

[noobtheloser]

I'm a student teacher from Canada currently doing my practicum with a grade 9 English class. At one point I actually used the phrase: "spread that word butter over my ears" when trying to get an answer from a student. So, thank you for making that moment possible.

Can die happy now. 

[ninastestanincorner]

I am both intrigued and fearful of a world where children are brought up on the teachings of NoobtheLoser

[glaivethruster]

It would be a world lead by chaos...but the fun kind of chaos

[seinemajestat-deactivated201404]

An anti-gun agenda in Batman being controversial.

Anti gun.

Batman.

Gun.

Bat.

Man.

[bensears]

reblogging this to my art blog because.

[lazerwolf]

Wha-

[nerdygirlie]

People don’t know about the Batman.

[babbybunnybutts]

but…

batman….

doesn’t… 

use….

guns…….

……

??????????? do people really not know this

[a-ginger-snaps]

…

Okay.  

[quipquipquip]

Yes, because Bruce definitely does not have his own anti-gun agenda. CLEARLY.

[stfuconservatives]

For anyone who watched “Batman: The Brave and the Bold,” the Batmite finale had a whole thing on this - Batman NEVER EVER uses a gun. Nobody tell his right-wing fans about that…

[xemmyq]

The whole thing about him and guns stems from his parents’ murder. like jesus fuckin christ people. 

BATMAN HATES GUNS

BATMAN HATES GUNS

BATMAN HATES GUNS BECAUSE GUNS ARE WHAT CAUSED HIM TO BECOME THE BATMAN IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE

[hobbitingaround]

I’m not the first to make this joke and by god I won’t be the last

[cactusdragon517]

OH MY GOD

[ninastestanin]

WEEDLY WEEDLY FUCKING WEEOW

[glaivethruster]

mmmhhmmm

[noobtheloser]

Hey guys! My livestream is still going on hitbox.tv/noobtheloser. I just finished this D&D commission, and I’ve got a poll running for the next drawing to start in 5 minutes. 

[glaivethruster]

Behold Frankel, smasher of trees

[kizzystyles-deactivated20170703]

Minx has claimed the Easter eggs #easter #egg #cat #chocolate #troublemaker #kitty #maltesers #twirl #oreo

[outofcontextdnd]

OOCDND 50,000 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

Hail and well met adventurers!  This blog is pushing 4 years and we’ve finally reached a high enough leadership rank to have 50,000 followers (and a 17th level cohort)!

To celebrate this occasion we are going to be doing something I’ve threatened I’d do for a long time… have a giveaway!

LOOT TABLE:

Winners will have one of the following prizes available to them:

1 Realms of Wonder 1983 calender signed by artist Tim Hildebrandt (reusable as soon as 2022)!

1 Unsigned but sealed Realms of Wonder Calender 1983!

1 Sealed Days of the Dragon 1982 calender (reusable as soon as 2021)!

1 set of dice!

3 pewter figurines!

A 3.5 Dungeons and Dragons DM’s Guide and Player’s Handbook!

1 Issue of Dragon Magazine May 1981

1 Issue of Dragon Magazine December 1980

HOUSE RULES:

You must be following outofcontextdnd

You must like and reblog this post. Only reblog once however.

No giveaway blogs

Have your ask open so I may contact you.

You have to be cool with giving me your address.

This giveaway is in no way administered, sponsored, or endorsed by Tumblr

Free shipping to US and Canada, anyone else we’ll have to talk about shipping fees!

Giveaway ends July 27th (birth date of our Lord and savior Gary Gygax)

For every 10,000 followers we get between now and July 27th and additional winner will be selected up to 6 winners at 100,000 followers.

[noobtheloser]

Logan says he’ll buy me breakfast if I become the most famous cartoonist in the world. Please reblog, aiming for 8 million followers by 8 am EST, thank you. Current: 6,170 / 8,000,000

[ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

[glaivethruster]

come at me bro

[glaivethruster]

people shouldn't give me access to adobe illustrator...or boredom.

this is for all those who have that warm feeling in your heart and butterflies in your stomach

[glaivethruster]

IT'S VALENTINES DAY...

[glaivethruster]

Thats why he has all those bandages!

[glaivethruster]

the power in my room went out...