Can I Get A Waffle?

Can I PLEASE get a waffle?? < Ender || 24 || they/he > Feel free to follow for non-political things I reblog (mainly reblogs). < 🚫AI || 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ RIGHTS || 🍉 >

[glitchender]

Welcome

just some guy’s main

more under the cut

reality is exhausting but i do have my opinions on politics n stuff. don’t like em? that’s fine. the block button’s right there if you need it champ 👊. it’s your internet experience.

the political stuff i specifically avoid posting abt is current events, but you’ll occasionally see both lgbtqia+ and nd stuff. that’s because you’re on an audhd transmasc’s blog on the internet’s rotting whale carcass website.

extra bagels below

art - glitchenderdoodles

[archived] flight rising - fr-glitchender

fandom - oksobasicallyimfroge

(abandoned) webcomic - nogeniifes

(abandoned) webcomic but silly - ask-nogeniifes

food blog - glitchbaker

remember the dragon pfp? - ((private (V 16+) blog))

madd - maladaptivenightmare

oc: off - consumiingdarkness

elder scrolls - tooth-n-claw

again, the dragon pfp… - ((private (&) blog))

rain world - six-alternate-endings

oh yeah and i have an ao3 if you want it

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Cashier: Alright..! One MANDARIN JARRITOS, one DUNMER DAI-KATANA, one PACK OF GIRL CONDOMS FOR FUCKING HEAVY MACHINERY... that'll be $29.55!

>[PAY] Sure, here you go.

>[BRIBE] How about I slip you $40 and you stop asking questions…

>[LORE] Is that a Boards of Canada pin on your uniform?<

Cashier: [LORE - FAILED] Miserable wretch! You'll pay for that! Huuyyeaagh!!

[YOU TOOK 291 METEOR DAMAGE]

[YOU TOOK 307 METEOR DAMAGE]

YOU DIED

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thanks to tumblr the phrase "loyal eunuch" has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?

out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me

[i-am-a-fish]

merry jerry everyone 🎁🎄 :)

bring us some figgy pudding ohhuhhn,. bring us some figgy pudding

Bring us some figgy pudding :)

and bring it. right here :)

[thefloatingstone]

[i-am-a-fish]

[dogpuppy]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i finally found the best youtube comment

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: !!! at a gat g t t ’ a t ’ ac a t t t ct

Closest match: Equus caballus genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Horse

(image source)

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Bougar

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Bougar

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[pseudomasochist]

I have started unironically doing this. It is DEVASTATINGLY effective. You make friends SO easily.

Stop wishing people would do this and be the person who does this.

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[neutroisenjolras-moved-deactiva]

open rp

“Feh.. It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-demon. I can defeat every demon who crosses my path. You think you can take me?”

[bunrobot]

Macklemore pointed to the door. “go away, Inuyasha” he mackled

[arcanumnyx]

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

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[heedra]

really and truly honored that my post about a simple little slurp one can have has made it this far

[that-house]

“I have two literature degrees and no words”

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[bakuraryxu]

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

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new seasons greasons lore dropped

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]