Gluten Free Noodle

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[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[ratcoffin69]

[damien from mean girls voice] it’s why he has the hairline of a 30 year old…it’s full of secrets

[sadhoc]

*thinks about my trauma* i come with lore

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[emiemi345]

[cryptotheism]

People talk about Paul ruining Christianity like the guys before Paul didn't also have bad opinions.

[the-wolf-emoji]

this mf?

[cryptotheism]

Let's kill this ass hole

[pilferedinstagram]

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[bluehairedspidey]

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[swordsoprano]

@massachusetts-official

[mariacallous]

#a shame it was lost to history which one he actually stopped at

[shouldbestudyingmd]

The snort I just snorted.

[thebootydiaries]

[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[joytri]

[jtownraindancer]

[jtownraindancer]

Had a minute at work to look it up, and I did find the title!

source

[followthebluebell]

#O Ancestors! I cry. What is your wisdom for times like these?#Start a garden and have a cuppa. says my great-grandmother who went through the depression#Lie your ass off to the government and have a cuppa. says my great-great grandfather who escaped the potato famine#Keep your humours in balance and have a cuppa. says my ancestor who survived the bubonic plague#Bring tribe together so many make strong and have cuppa. says my neanderthal ancestor#BITE THEM BITE THEM BITE THEM. Says my small arboreal ancestor. ALSO LITTLE TREAT.#Thank you for your wisdom ancestors. I say and turn on the kettle. - gallusrostromegalus

[nephritebabie]

the cycle of life

[kaijuno]