The Blog Of A Ghoul

Ya got the makings of greatness in ya, but ya got to take the helm and chart ya own course.

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[paxamericana]

[milk5]

[soulsearcher33]

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[kawaiianimebae]

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

[sensicalabsurdities]

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

[cryptiddesi]

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

[auckie]

And when everyone’s autistic…no one will be

[auckie]

This is why his name was Syndrome

[nayohme]

one of the most important posts of the past 10 years. I say this constantly

[peridotite]

gohan my beloved

[visual-infinity]

Ocean Ramsey and her team encountered this 20 ft Great White Shark near the island of Oahu, Hawaii. It is believed to be the biggest ever recorded

[toothybabies]

She’s so beautiful!! 💙💙💙

[ayellowbirds]

SO lovely!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

LORGE PAL :D

[bunjywunjy]

FRIENDS HOLD HANDS

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

God, I’m obsessed with this video. The way you can see all the scars and craters on her skin, the way the gill slits wave in the current, the sense of just how massive she is compared to that diver… it’s incredible. Just this enormous animal lazily swimming by the camera.

When 99% of the time you only see sharks in sped-up footage accompanied by threatening orchestral music and some narrator dude ominously intoning that it is “the most perfect killing machine the world has ever seen”, you tend to forget sharks are such beautiful creatures. This video doesn’t show a “monster shark” or a “killing machine”. It shows an animal - and a fucking beautiful one at that.

[inscrutablereynard]

@pragnificent

[pragnificent]

She’s so beautiful I’m going to cry. 

[bundibird]

I lose my shit with absolute unfettered delight every single time I see this video. It makes me speechless every time, and I watch it at least 3 times in a row, and there’s a 50/50 chance that I’ll cry, because fuck. Look at her. She’s beautiful. And she’s just,,,, SO peaceful. There’s three swimmers in the water around her, swimming along beside her, and she’s not even a little bit phased. The peace and beauty in this video just. Gets me every time.

[kipplekipple]

I told my daughter that there was a video of a 20 foot shark and she very calmly and deliberately said, “how did it get so many feet? It’s a water animal”

[manhunter4art]

minecraf axolotls bring me joy look at them

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[aus-yeezus]

[omgislena-blog]

[pharah-airways]

@clown-of-madness had an important tag

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[weaver-z]

GAME OF THE YEAR 2022

[conarcoin]

GIVE IT UP FOR ROUND 3!

[lezbianz]

people who watch musicals and bitch about how it doesn’t make sense that the characters randomly burst into song are so funny to me. babe it’s literally a musical like this is the standard of the genre what did you expect

[maledicmanny-deactivated2025111]

THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH THE GENRE AS A WHOLE, THAT'S THE POINT

[lezbianz]

i’m sorry you’re allergic to fun i’m sure that makes life very difficult for you

[ultimate-gay-mer-deactivated202]

Me watching a murder mystery: What the hell...why are so many different characters suspicious, in reality cases aren't normally this complicated, this whole genre is a mess...

Me watching a comedy: What the hell...so many silly and unlikely situations keep happening...

Me watching an action movie: What the helll...why is it so violent...

Me watching a fantasy film: What the hell....elves aren't real....

[pyaasa]

I’m going to scream. Pushback on the narrative that climate breakdown can be averted by individual decisions centres around the fact that NORMAL PEOPLE do not contribute to a significant amount of carbon emissions cos the average NORMAL PERSON emits 7 tons of CO2 a year. Not Taylor fucking Swift who has emitted over 8000 tons of emissions this year SO FAR. Her CO2 emissions from private jet use alone are equivalent to that of TWO THOUSAND normal people. We absolutely should be blaming individuals if those particular individuals are emitting two thousand people’s worth of emissions.

[marisatomay]

i do think it’s interesting that in less than a decade after reviving both the jurassic park movies and star wars franchises, universal and disney, respectively, have fucked up what could have been never-ending theatrical cash cows to the point where the jurassic franchise is ending in critical disgrace and star wars has been relegated almost exclusively to disney’s streaming platform. how badly do you have to fumble bags that are mostly just “people and aliens in a far off galaxy and space” and “dinosaurs! what would happen if dinosaurs?” that the franchises became so devoid of any redeemable value that people are eh about seeing a cultural icon like darth vader wield his lightsaber or a website like rotten tomatoes, which grades on a heavy curve, especially for nostalgic projects, has your film at a 37% critical favorability and is being accused of making dinosaurs “uncool”. it’s fascinating. i hope the bubble bursts for marvel next.

[kyraneko]

they each had a goose that lays golden eggs and they butchered it to get the eggs out instead of feeding it and now they've got a dead goose, some tremendously shitty and underdeveloped eggs, and a lot of angry fans who were hoping for golden omelets and perhaps some golden goslings but are now covered in entrails and the little feathers that get everywhere, and are somewhat miffed about the whole situation

[thesaltofcarthage]

it is a beautiful day, and you are a dead golden goose

[kyraneko]

an undead golden goose of a fandom laying golden fanworks all over the place and honking before running off with the shattered remains of copyright law in its beak is a wonderful and amazing image, thank you so much for taking the post in this direction

[w-e-i-r-d-f-o-o-d]

I know Tumblr likes to treat Pilk (mixed Pepsi and milk) like it’s this wacky shitpost meme, but Japan had official Strawberry Pilk and also Pepgurt

[naamahdarling]

This is the most cursed beverage lore I have ever been unfortunate enough to receive, and I wish I could un-know it.

Fortunately, haha! I have ADHD and will forget about this in approximately 24 hours. Unless it sticks as a factoid, in which case I will remember it, forever, whenever anyone asks "Is Pepsi okay?" or when I drive past the ENORMOUS PEPSI PLANT 2 MILES FROM MY HOUSE NEXT TO THE ONLY MAJOR HIGHWAY BRIDGE INTO THE CITY.

Fuck. FUCK.