[aziraphalecrowleys]

“I wrote the first 5000 words of Good Omens. And I had the protagonist be a demon called Crowley - who was a demon, but he was a lot like Aziraphale. And what Terry did, when he did his draft of this, was to split that character into two. He’d […] gone: Actually, let’s have the cool half of that and the awkward half of that and split them off, into the good and into the evil. And there’s still that strange feeling that it’s one person.”

—

Neil Gaiman, SXSW, March 2019 (x)

[definitely-a-human-like-really]

So what he’s saying is that they are literally soulmates, right?

[sofacrawler]

I love the fact they are implying the “cool” half is Aziraphale

[toastpiercer-deactivated2020080]

[argumate]

could it be...? a good political cartoon?

[ranked-competitive-sexhaver]

The artist is Clay Bennett, a Pulitzer Prize winner and a veteran of his craft. Here’s some more of his work: 

[socialistexan]

The wire hanger one hit me like a ton of bricks.

[ogeeitsme]

I don’t know when yesterday was and I don’t know when tomorrow is

[nitocrisss]

can we just appreciate how creepy aziraphale sounds with his "oh look, a perfectly normal velocipede"? he's trying really hard to look human but misses slightly, and something eldritch is peeking through, some ancient thing that thinks humans are these tiny things with tiny fickle minds, and the night is dark and his pleasant smile shines almost manic, misplaced, and anathema feels that something's very very wrong and it's even scarier bc crowley is behaving so normally the whole thing is just *chef's kiss*

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[profeminist]

[owlmagicz]

THE STRAIGHTS CAN’T VANDALIZE LIGHT!

[dimmadarn]

the SCP vending machine does not get nearly enough love and it’s my absolute favorite

[dimmadarn]

how can you not love this

[dimmadarn]

i mean really

[aurelianpen]

How could you forget all the shenanigans with them doing the coin on a string trick, it goes from trying to kill them to just fucking with them in return

[brunhiddensmusings]

infinitely supperior to the numerous SCP stabby mc teleports behind you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tinderfinds]

[tooiconic]

How do you not hook up after a conversation like this

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[niggazinmoscow]

THIS RIGHT HERE

[afronerdism]

You guys are dangerously close to realizing specifically what kinds of people they keep from voting and why.

[molothoo]

I want to drill this into everybody’s head:

The United States of America has the highest prison population in the world

Black Americans and Latin people make up the majority of this population (many of whom are non-violent offenders)

Federal Prisons in America require that their state keeps their prisons at a maximum occupancy at all times.

The 13th amendment did not entirely abolish slavery…just one form of it. It remains legal through industrial prison system

[whitepeopletwitter]

[probably-just-call-me-m]

@picsthatmakeyougohmm

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

while i nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, as of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door, “tis’ a visitor” i muttered “dummy thicc and nothing more

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This post will never leave my mind O.O

[tibby]

nothing speaks to me quite like this does

[gahdamnpunk]

Harley Quinn got out of an abusive relationship, is looking better than ever and would break those men’s knees if they tried to breathe in her direction

[serotoninsuggestion]

it’s never too late!!!!!!! to text them back. to drink enough water today. to get into a skincare routine. to learn the piano or how to paint!! to learn winged eyeliner. to tell them how u feel. to start getting fitter. to get changed or brush your teeth or shower today. to read that book or watch that show everyone was talking about years ago. to turn an acquaintance into a friend. if u don’t start somewhere u won’t go anywhere at all.

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

Alan Burnett and Bruce Timm on Joker’s signature grin

[athenaltena]

I heard them say once that if they had to change anything for the censors they would follow the instructions to the letter while making it substantially more horrific.

[elfgrove]

When you put death off the table entirely as a narrative device for writers, I feel like you’re almost asking to get a lesson in “what is a fate worse than death?” It’s one thing to say hey limit the use of this theme because children’s show, or keep the actual depiction occurring off-screen (implied), but to flatly ban it means they have to get more creative to make that emotional gut-punch, and the result tends to be worse for the creative not-death.

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

[thugilly]

Drag them, Tyler!

[dicapito2-deactivated20230424]

Not even a drag really. It’s stating the truth.