Goose OSHA

[goose-osha]

osha

[queer-as-city-folk]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[fearthefuzzybear]

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

[antisocial-possum-deactivated20]

I love this site

[the-thing-in-the-dark-deactivat]

like a quarter of the railway

[damespock]

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[snowdropskylark]

​hey so funny thing about this

[sidsky]

Can only accurately reblog this addition until November 25, 2024.

[damespock]

this website LOVES a damn time limit

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Available!

Sibling Rivalry

Reblog this before our moon becomes and only child again!

[goose-osha]

acrylic nails were invented by the dildo industry and lesbians were invented by the fingering industry to counter

[goosebastard]

just flipped a coin 10 times and every one was head and on the last one thr little dude came alive a yelled at me

[goose-osha]

back from the dead with new knowledge om how to make bombs and a Goose emoji 🪿

[goose-osha]

A pressing issue

Sign the Petition

Change the Twitter and Discord pleading and holding back tears emojis to the originals

[goose-osha]

OSHA RACE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

WHO IS GONNA WIN????

👷‍♀️

🦺

🚜

🥽

🥾

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[headspace-hotel]

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

[theleakypen]

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

[headspace-hotel]

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

[laineysbucketlist]

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

[lord-angelfish]

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

[ailingwriter]

The hagfish is a deep-sea fish speculated to be related to lamprey. It exudes a strange goo that is believed to be used to clog the gills of attackers. This goo has been found to be a very good substitute for egg whites in cooking.

[headspace-hotel]

HAGFISH SLIME EGG WHITE SUBSTITUTE???

[vreliskriri]

Hi people. As the boy billionaire has bought the birdsite and corporate accounts joke about moving to Tumblr, I kindly ask y'all to give the brands the treatment they deserve: silence.

Make your own posts if you wanna post bugass but do NOT engage the brands. Gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss. In containment they will wither.

[phoenixyfriend]

#dont kung pow penis them don't bugass them don't L + ratio them. don't interact with them at all (via @aropride)

[child-of-crows]

I would advise blocking official brand accounts as they show up here. We don't tend to look at URLs unless we realize something's up, to the point that it's a running joke, and you cannot assume that brand accounts will obviously act like brands. Block, do not engage, move on.

[goose-osha]

will you be the osha to my violation 🥺

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[birdwafflecereal]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame in case you still don’t have this one

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

Reblogging for June 22, aka Summerween

[iceslushii]

Happy Summerween!!!

[vampire-crimson]

i dont play bloodborne but i feel like this could become a funny fanart or something idk

osha bloodborne

[rslashrats]

imagining a mother forklift gently placing her baby pallet jack down and patting its head before it goes out to forage for the day and the baby pallet jack staying still at the nest and behaving

[relelvance]

Reblog with your score

[aqueousstar]

[goose-osha]

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[official-megumin]

official bitch

[amongusbabiescustodybattle]

average everyday life of a bitch

[yossyislandd]

bitchdotcom

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

hera-the-bitch

[cannibalcaprine2]

notpukichobitch

[goose-osha]

bitch-osha

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Excuse me, forg.”

Via Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends