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Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

vmohlere

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

thebelfry

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

peniswizard69

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Oh I love this news!!!!

pulmonary-poultry

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

lauraannegilman

TV Executives: “if the strike goes on, you won’t get new episodes of your favorite shows! You won’t get new movies you were looking forward to! Isn’t that terrible, what the writers are doing to you?”

Me: Bitch, that might have been an effective threat in 2007, but we have since survived a Covid shutdown and discovered ways to amuse ourselves while we waited, we can outwait this shit, too. I got a pile of shows saved I haven’t even watched yet, and a Mt. TBR waiting for me.

Compensate (and respect) your writers for their work, assholes.

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THE LORD OF THE DINGS: RETURN OF THE PORN BOTS (2023) ↳ dir. @staff (like, please, someone make this stop)

inkmo

Thinking about the cast iron pan on Reddit the guy seasoned 80 times. I covet that pan. You can see your reflection in it

inkmo

Scrying with the r/castiron 80 passes mirror pan

balaclava-trismegistus

JESUS FUCK

thatfunkyopossum

rslashrats

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

rslashrats

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke

divorcegirl-deactivated20220819

gales-boyfriend

transdeans

madscientistenthusiast

testosteronetwunk

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202

random-chaos-thoughts

Unrestrained summer fun

thefiresontheheight

Cis people think trans people have this:

Deadname

Chosen name

But honestly we really have:

Name

Other name

Deadname

Business name

Old nickname only some people have rights to use

Online name

Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)

deermouth

lrb is SO FUN

deermouth

craftycrab

ragsy

Oh this is great news

WARNING WHAT

rupismellsalot-deactivated20140

how is any of this considered blogging

yossyislandd

parrotfish. you agree. reblog.

yossyislandd

get his ass boys

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat

AAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH

somevirtualnolife

the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along the lines of “sharks are not very scary if you are never in the water so i had to make them scarier, and now they have legs.”

cookingwithroxy

Junji Ito has the best fucking take on horror, which is ‘wouldn’t that be weird’ and then he draws it into the most terrifying thing possible.

virgoiscariot

the-uncalm-nipples

One of his strangest stories is about a cursed type of honey that, when ingested, is guaranteed to be the best thing you’ve ever tasted. But, if you consume it, you have a 25% of being flattened like a pancake by a giant tree demon. Characters eat it, get addicted, and that addiction forces them to risk it over and over again until they eventually get turned into a gory puddle by this ghost tree thing.

It’s a weird story, but the funny part is that Ito wrote it because he thought it would suck to be a mosquito.