Haunted Pages

25. Serial procrastinator. Occasional writer. Sometimes artist.

[science-of-sky-blue]

10yo me in school because of kingdom hearts:

20yo me in college because of kingdom hearts:

[kaimaciel]

30 yo me at work because of Kingdom Hearts:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[steakplissken]

It’s him… it’s the Turtle

[ssalmonn]

his name is Testudo M

[gunsandfireandshit]

I’ve touched his nose so many times for good luck…

[catsnuggler]

Are those offerings to Testudo? Do y'all worship him?

[justaddfiction]

You should see him during exam weeks:

Yes, that is a hubcap, a desk fan, and a whole canoe.

Terps are wild

[chromeedwardian]

Yes, we worship Testudo.

[hauntedpages]

One time, the offerings were not well received.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[ilosemygrip-myfocus]

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

[sm0l-bean-laurens]

Wtf lol

[justyou-wait-forit]

Doing it just in case….

[whatthahel-deactivated20181210]

I can’t miss a chance

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

[bob-belcher]

[acadieum]

Hey everyone! I’ve finally reached 4k followers and I’m super happy to announce that for my follower milestone, I’m celebrating with a quick and mini art raffle! 

Rules:

You must be following me! (New followers are welcome but please don’t follow just to unfollow after the event.)

1 Reblog = 1 Entry (You may reblog as many times as you’d like, but don’t spam your followers! Likes do not count as an entry!) 

Winners will be chosen at random through a generator. If you win, please have your DMs open so I can message you about your prize!

I have the right to refuse any request from the winners if I am uncomfortable with it. (No overly detailed or NSFW requests!)

Entries for this art raffle will close on THIS upcoming Saturday, November 10th, at 5 PM PST!

If you’d like to, write something nice in the tags of this post but you absolutely don’t have to! Good luck to everyone who enters! :) 💕 

[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

[apolohgy]

What is your sexual orientation?

i like boys but they make me wish i didn’t 

[catsbeaversandducks]

[gif87a-com]

[gorgonsach]

stop!!! Don’t You Fucking See Him!!! FUCKJNG STOP

[gorgonsach]

[ampervadasz]

[memesfever]

[tmos-time]

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

[crocutalupus]

x

[wheel-skellington]

why this dog look like an nvidia tech demo

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

[mikrokosmos]

Reblog if you want to be annihilated by the physics-defying supersonic Beethovenian explosion

[dustrial-inc]

“Destroy me, This way.”

[gendice]

no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself  

[gendice]

oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard

[seven-oomen]

fuck zeus

[gendice]

do NOT.