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cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
shark vs the universe
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@hela-lokidaughter
If you don't want to come to class, then don't. If you don't want to study, then don't. It's your life. But... don't get in anyone else's way. Don't assume your minute is the same as someone else's. It might not seem like much now... but later, it could make decades' worth of difference. Got it, you punks?
Teach You a Lesson (2026, ep. 2). Dir. Hong Jong Chan.
Teach You a Lesson (2026)
yeah sex is cool but have you tried to watch him beating the shit out of bullies ?
as a teacher Iām extremely pleased
Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.
Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.
Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.
You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.
You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.
So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.
Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because āit tastes grossā), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.
Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.
Luke Alvez after listening to Spencer ramble about something: I am gonna protect this man with my life.
River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 30/?
The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate
Well fucks? Get to it!
41.7k notes and as of 7th April, the signatures are only 14,817.
The deadline is 9 July 2025.
Trans rights are always wavering in safety and are not stable and well protected in the UK. Please sign.
Trans rights in the UK is my rights.
seeing this email in your inbox is, like, the best thing ever
itās the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
you can only reblog this today.
ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: howād you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: thatās terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"
Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck
Iām still stuck at theĀ ābatman has adoption papers in his utility beltā.
āQuick, itās time to use the Bat-adoption papers!ā
Bat-option papers
Okay, but youāre missing the best part of this.
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.
@absentlyabbieā
I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"
Consider
Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade
Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it
(later)
Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*
Iroh: *dying inside*
excellent addition
hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Irohās tea
while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar
further fueling their dad-figuresā passive-aggressive rivalry?
You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service
Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.
Mark Hamill
Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened
this post has everything
One of the best and cutest pokemon š (at least to me)
@actual-garbage-gay
eevee! my favorite of the mascot pokemon :)
Eevee is so cute!!
You know what Good Omens does NOT get enough credit for? How it never, not once, makes gender presentation the butt of a joke.
Crowley presenting as female to be Warlockās Nanny? The way this was filmed, acted, and written wasnāt made to be funny whatsoever. She was stunning, I loved the hat!
Pollution using they/them pronouns while the postman used the gender neutral honorific of sir for them? Whatās there to make fun of? Theyāre royalty.
Archangel Michael, who has a traditionally male name, played by a female actress? Never questioned.
Lord Beelzebubās androgyny? Only respect for the Lord of Hell.
Aziraphale sharing Madame Tracyās body? Crowley recognized his angel and accepted it no problem. He was right about the dress too, it did suit him!
Crowleyās pure, unfiltered non-binary/gender-fluid energy in general? Fucking fabulous. Who could seriously make fun of this demonās style? As someone once pointed out to me, you could swap him with Tilda Swinton and Iād see no difference. What an icon.
Good Omens is the first big show Iāve seen to basically avoid transphobia all together when the opportunity presented itself, and even say fuck you to the gender binary as a bonus. If the biggest binary in all the universe, Heaven and Hell, donāt give a damn about it then why should you?Ā
Ma-ia hi
Ma-ia ho
Ma-ia ha
Ma-ia ha ha
alo
Salut
sunt eu
unā¦ haiduc???
dont you sick fucks make me relive this
SI TE ROGā¦. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTEĀ FERICIEEEEEAAAAĀ Ā
ALO?
Alo?
sunt eu
PICASSO
ti-am dat beep
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimicššš
Nu mÄ, nu mÄ ieei
NU MÄ, NU MÄ IEI
nu mÄ, nu mÄ, nu mÄ iei
I have no idea what happened here
Lucky bastard. Itās stuck in my head now
CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEIĀ
Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay
am i having a stroke
What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently itās Romanian. What is it??
Theyāre the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s
Weāve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for todayās generationā¦ Fs in the chat.
For any wretched zoomersā¦one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes
We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts
Why are you people misleading the children? The music video isnāt what was viral and popular, it was this:
Ahhā¦ times were simple back then.
Hereās something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps
Iām pretty sure MAP is pedophilia so Iām putting this on my blog for safety if it means something else please do tell me.
FYI: a MAP is the name p*dos came up with to sound more acceptable. It means āMinor Attracted Person.ā If you see a MAP, itās okay to punch/castrate them
Go away p*dos, this acronym belongs to Multi Animator Project.
Oh definitely, not on this blog. Donāt mess with my fucking kid I aināt playing.
yell hea
i stfg if you support p*dos you can fuck off this blog
how do cats even work
Cats:
A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.
The little tufts of hair in a catās ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called āear furnishings.ā
The ability of a cat to find its way home is called āpsi-traveling.ā Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.
A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.
A catās nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.
If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133Ā Ā°F.
A catās heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.
Ā Cats donāt have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.
The claws on the catās back paws arenāt as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back donāt retract and, consequently, become worn.
Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.
Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.
A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.
A catās back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.
Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their ārighting reflex.ā The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.
A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49Ā km) over a short distance.
A catās hearing is better than a dogās. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.
A catās brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dogās. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.
And thatās how cats work.
I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college
Gods perfect murder machines but they weigh 8lbs
@kazooldlekatdoodle
Donāt tell me that if you find a cardboard box large enough to fit you that you donāt have an urge to crawl inside it, that some part of your brain doesnāt go āooh! fort!ā before you tell yourself that itās better to not have a large box take up space. Cats just donāt have inhibitions about it.
I donāt know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
āVerifiable factā šš
Iād PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa ClausĀ is based on, was a black guy
and we donāt know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereās an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesusĀ was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based offĀ of his son, cesareĀ borgia.
the reasonĀ ājesus is whiteā is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Ooh, interesting historical note.
I donāt usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly
Canon Santa not fanon Santa
The bible canonās been muddled so much that Jesus could be a bald asian trans woman for all we know
- Daniel Sloss, Jigsaw
Wh. What. Do people think that Jesus was white. Wh.
