Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
JVL
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Today's Document
RMH
Kaledo Art
shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
oozey mess
titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
izzy's playlists!
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
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@hellohoneyhello
i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me
Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner
My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste
You guys are like a two hour drive from each other
Shout out to disabled people who don't, can't, or shouldn't drive. You are not a burden, and even if you technically ""could"" drive you are not obligated to if it would be unsafe for you or others
Not being able to drive can be an inconvenience, but it is not a moral or personal failing. If anything, the failing is on behalf of society for not having better and more convenient public transportation for everyone
I dont think we give dogs enough credit for how brave they are for going face-first down the stairs
A lot of lines from Terry Pratchett are stuck in my head forever, many of them shaping my entire view of humanity, but I want to give special shout-out for Romance to “His heart beats faster every time he looks at you, and yours skips a beat every time you see him.”
"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
this is peak comedy to me
Wife Swap
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.
want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)
mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave
places for moms to display symptoms:
- parked in the car
- your bedroom
- kitchen
-any sort of event that you were meant to enjoy (ie a theme park, a birthday party, a holiday)
I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
tbh…. I hate communicating….. we can only be friends if u can read my mind…..
Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.
How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????
I love you
url changes don’t affect me because i could recognize my mutuals by touch alone, by smell. i would know them blind, by the way their breath came and their feet struck the earth. i would know them in death, at the end of the world
that's cool I don't know who anyone is anymore
opal about herself; “oh honey, she dead almost”
Liam: trying to do a serious brooding character
Rest of the cast: be gay do crime, evil circlet go brrr, *points at the ankheg* is this a pet?
Time is a weird soup.
