ive never seen the movie so im just gonna assume this is the actual plot
yeah it is
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ive never seen the movie so im just gonna assume this is the actual plot
yeah it is
Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted
Wait what.
Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid
oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.
"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.
you’ll never see me again 🧳✌🏽
Fuck there are alot of idiots in the notes. Lemme assist:
1. Wearing a mask is not to protect you. We know that’s not how it works. It’s to protect others from you. From your water droplets. We ain’t talking about airborne fucking molecules, buddy. Its water droplets, blocked by cloth, keeping other safe. Reminding people that wearing a cloth mask doesnt protect you from viruses is stupid and besides the point. We all know this. You dont look smart you look confused.
2. Even if you’re asymptomatic (you seem healthy, no cough or fever or anything) you could still fully have and spread the virus. Plenty of people have died because of this. Dont kill your neighbors, people.
3. No one expects you to eat with a mask on and joking about it to discredit this isnt fucking funny or clever. The response to “eating out at restaurants is selfish and dangerous” isnt “lol what you want me to wear a mask while I eat?” No, fuckheads, we want you to not go out to eat. We were all doing it. We were all doing it for months. Staying in. Taking out. Caring for one another (which in turn cares for ourselves, if you cant conceptualize why you should care for others any other way)
4. Service workers aren’t thankful and begging to be let back to work serving your selfish and disgusting asses because its what they want. The government has taken away their protections, especially by reopening early, which was done to benefit the wealthy. Framing these people as benevolent philanthropists for fucking going out to brunch cuz they’re, what, sick of their own house? Is disgusting and wrong. The workers are being held hostage.
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Also for anti-maskers: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
I can’t believe the level of bullshit.
Oh my god today one of the customers gave me fish again
I feel like I’ve missed some context here.
I work in a coastal town. A couple of years ago one customer was buying some salad and said it was to go with the fish he just caught, and I said “wow, I don’t think I’ve ever had fish that fresh before”. He promised to catch me one and a few months later came in with a whole ass fish he had caught for me.
A couple months ago a different customer was talking about how he and his daughter were going to have fish they had caught for dinner and I told him the story about the first guy. He ALSO promised to bring me some, and a week later gave me a fillet of parrot fish he had caught earlier that day.
Tonight he came in and specifically asked for me, and when I showed up he had another WHOLE ASS FISH that he had scaled and gutted to give to me. I told him he really didn’t have to do that (and thanked him like 10 times) and he insisted he had had extra and had eaten enough fish to be sick of it anyway.
Customers just give me fresh caught fish now I guess it’s wild
What the fuck, Nicola
WHAT I DIDN’T (TECHNICALLY) ASK FOR THIS
my boyfriend is now concerned that fisherman are trying to court me
If it is a comfrt to your boyfriend, this is not courtship behavior but the natural generousity of people who have stumbled into an abundance of something and want to share their good fortune/they’re really sick of eating it.
Inland, this is the same instinct that drives people to leave bags of Zucchini on thier neighbor’s doorsteps starting in mid-july.
When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.
In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.
I dislike this.
i am uncomfortable
this is going to make me cry in the walmart bathroom
99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?
I made this for my palz but yall can have it if you want