hepatosaurus (rex)

jenny / still here, still a tired, liver-shaped dinosaur (foxaboxen/airmidgoby@twt, foxaboxen@bsky, rangiferina everywhere else)

[emmaklee]

David Shrigley

[fraudcelona]

the vulnerability of precious things is beautiful because vulnerability is a mark of existence

simone weil, translated by emma craufurd

[toneburst]

Wrocław girl by Chris Niedenthal (1982, Poland)

[theartofangirling]

everyone say thank you to that one anne hathaway twelfth night promo image for all it's done for fandom

[annelidarchive]

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

[lootpuppy-deactivated20260205]

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

[annelidarchive]

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

[foone]

in case you were wondering:

American Cheese is a processed cheese made of Cheddar, Colby, or similar, combined with Sodium citrate. The Sodium citrate keeps the cheese fats from separating during the pasteurization process.

The patent for processing American Cheese was granted in 1916 to James L. Kraft, a Canadian of German descent who had immigrated to the US in 1904. Pasteurizing the cheese prevents it from spoiling, allowing it to be shipped farther and stored longer. It was actually WW1 that gave Kraft (and his company) their big break, as the US government provided cheese (in tins) to the armed forces abroad.

So no, Project Paperclip here, although the US Armed Forces and Germans were involved. His ancestors left Germany for Mennonite reasons, not because they were Nazis.

Fun fact: His parents spelled their last name "Krafft". He dropped one of the Fs when he started J.L. Kraft & Bros. Company, which later became Kraft Foods.

[ninja-yogurt]

Sorry, I went to go look this up on wikipedia and I need more details about the horse this man lost doing door to door cheese sales

[picturesof-us]

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

[duallpa]

baby jimothy

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[soyrwoo]

Happy Moon Landing Day 🌕🐇

[telemarcs]

LMAO

[pisara-meressa]

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[worldsandemanations]

Charlotta Maria Hauksdotti, Topography Study V, 2017

[blignick]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

some kind of worm from the ground i think

[qvarr]

This piece has been rotting in my art folder for months now and I finally figured out how I Wanted to color/render Dinraal.

I want to make a piece for each of the dragons, so consider this part 1 of the set.

[bettedavisgf]

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

[hepatosaurus]

reliving the world cup final by backreading my dash, good job team 👍

[mexicontpaymybills]