When normies just assume everyone’s phone is squeaky clean and that you’ll happily hand it over to them when they wanna see something…No thank youuu, I am a filthy lustful fucking heathen. You may not touch the goon terminal

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When normies just assume everyone’s phone is squeaky clean and that you’ll happily hand it over to them when they wanna see something…No thank youuu, I am a filthy lustful fucking heathen. You may not touch the goon terminal
IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST
OR ‘PEAKED’
BUT PIQUED
‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU
ADDITIONALLY:
YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’
IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.
ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME
‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’
THANK YOU
BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE
BREATH - THE NOUN FORM
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY
WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)
DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN
WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)
WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING
BAWL- TO SOB/CRY
BALL- A FUCKING BALL
YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT
AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.
THANK YOU.
*slams reblog*
IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.
SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE
IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.
DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED
DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC
BORN= existing as a result of birth
BORNE= carried or transported by
LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight
LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms
{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}
((adm: I just want to add-
Loose- untight
Lose- opposite of winning))
((ALSO: A fun trick - Affect = Action Effect = End Result ))
There = In that place
Their = belonging to them
can’t = a contraction for cannot
cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility
Me thinking that this is child’s play and that I know it all already:
Me realising there are some things I didn’t already know:
TO- GOING ONE PLACE TOWARDS ANOTHER
TWO- 2, A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 3
TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.
TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE
WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD,
THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I’m gonna add
ROGUE: CRIMINAL/REBEL/VAGRANT/ETC
ROUGE: RED MAKEUP
it’s rogues gallery, guys. Not rouge gallery. You’re making me think batman has an extensive lipstick collection.
If you’re talking about a weapons CACHE, it’s pronounced cash.
If you say cashay, that’s how CACHET is pronounced which means prestige and does not mean a collection of items stored together in a hidden/inaccessible place.
NO ONE IS ‘PREJUDICE"
PEOPLE ARE “PREJUDICED”
If he’s not moving, he’s STATIONARY.
If he’s a fucking space pencil, then carry on with STATIONERY.
If it’s wet precipitation falling out of the sky, it’s RAIN
If it’s someone ruling over people, it’s REIGN
If it’s holding back someone from (or getting someone to stop doing) something, that’s to REIN [them] IN (…as if you were using REINS on a horse)
(and oh yeah)
If you’re telling someone they’re going to have to reconsider an opinion or course of action, then they have ANOTHER THINK COMING
(because “another thing coming” makes no damn sense whatsoever unless they’re in some kind of monster movie, ffs)
Just adding:
HOARD - (n.) a collection of stuff, (vb) to collect a collection of stuff.
HORDE - (n.) a collection, group, mob or host of people, often unruly or barbaric.
PEEL - (n.) the outside skin of fruit, also (archaic n.) a tower house, sometimes spelled PELE; (vb) to remove the outside skin of fruit; by extension, usually as PEEL OFF, to remove clothing, but also (aviation) to break away, one aircraft at a time, from a larger formation.
PEAL - (n.) the sound of several church bells ringing together or in sequence; (vb.) to ring bells in this manner.
BREACH - (n.) a break or opening, usually in a wall; (vb) to make such an opening, also a whale rising clear of the surface of the sea. (The words BREACH and BREAK are distant relatives.)
BREECH - (n.) the bottom end of a gun-barrel, where it’s loaded; also (BREECH PRESENTATION) a baby being born bottom-foremost; also (n. pl.) BREECHES, a historical style of trousers ending just below the knee and (archaic vb) to BREECH, to dress a boy in breeches (adult clothing) for the first time.
English is… Complicated.
And my favourite recent one,
It is “TO ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES” and not “TO ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES”.
Per a request from @datundit:
“Oh would you please add
‘would/could/should HAVE’ not *of*
to the english grammar post.
That’s the most frequent offence I see committed by native speaker in the wild.
Thank you <3”
a lot–several items, a quite a few things–There are a lot of oranges in that basket.
allot–to distribute as evenly as possible–We were allotted one orange each.
alot–is not even a word at all!!
Also:
ally–friend, helper, partner
alley–a road behind houses or buildings–My ally helped me leave the evidence in the alley.
This entire post is reminding me of two things
I love linguistics.
I’m so lucky that English is my first language and I don’t have to learn it because holy shit. I don’t know how anyone can. My hat is off to all of you who learned it as a second or third or fourth language.
Also
It’s “All of a sudden.”
Not
“All of the sudden”
I’ve even heard people say: “All the sudden”, and it’s become a massive pet peeve of mine.
I have heard “on a sudden” used before, mostly in older books/poetry…but they both mean the same as “suddenly”.
and it is PART OF THE PARCEL, not “part and parcel”.
It is part of the parcel of [this situation]
‘part and parcel’ makes zero sense.
Oh, and it’s ONE OR OTHER, not “one or rather”.
It’s one [thing] or other [thing], not rather thing
You can also say ONE OR ANOTHER if that helps you rmemeber.
Something happens BY ACCIDENT, not on accident
nothing can be on an accident, only by (or via) an accident.
Please think before you speak. For all of its faults, the English language does makes sense and there is logic in it.
I'm sorry, what?
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ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know
so this post prompted me to actually do some research and I found these clips of modern British-English accents by a project called Accent Bias in Britain
I have a Contemporary RP accent which fits the area I grew up in but the others were also really interesting to listen to! I'd never really thought about other geographical areas having a "generic" (i.e. not traditionally regional) accent before but ofc they do
[VD: An Instagram video from MollyBurkeOfficial about a Braille bathroom sign with a tactile map of the bathroom layout.
"I'm at the Guide Dog center here in Australia." She touches the sign. "This is a legend, a tactile and Braille map of the bathroom right outside the door. "Do you want to know what the hardest part of my day is as a blind person? 'Cause it's probably not what you expect. It's not the fact that I can't drive, though it's not ideal. It is the fact that public bathrooms are all designed differently. Do you know how stressful it is when I have to pee in public on my own? My boyfriend leaves me at the door of the women's room, and I have to walk into the great unknown. Is there gonna be a line? Where in line am I supposed to stand?
When I find the toilet—well, first off, when I'm with my guide dog, I need the accessible stall. So I have to feel my way to the big stall. Then I get there—hopefully, it's open. If not, I stand, I wait, I get in. I have to find where is the toilet paper, where is the toilet. I have to hope to God it's clean, 'cause I can't see it. Then I have to find the flusher—is it a pull? Is it automatic? Who knows. Then I have to find my way to the sinks. Where is the soap? Where is the dryer?"
She gesticulates towards the tactile sign in dramatic relief. "Hello, we have found the solution!" She begins tracing the Braille writing. "So up here, it says 'female and ambulatory toilet map,' and then it tells me A.T. means it's the ambulatory, which means it's the larger accessible stall. T means toilet. Down here, we have D means dryer. So then I go here"—she traces the map, which shows the layout of the bathroom, with Braille letters marking significant locations—"and I know that this stall would be the one that my guide dog and I would use 'cause this is the A.T., the bigger stall. Next to it, the two ones to the right are both normal-sized toilets. Down here we have D, so this means it's the dryer for drying my hands. We have B, S, and B, which means I now know, if I'm at the sinks, the soap is in between the two basins." She looks at the viewer. "I want this. Ooh!"
She turns back to the map and traces the gap indicating the entrance. "And I know—look, here, I walk in the door, so I immediately orient myself. Toilets are right in front, I would go far left, right next to the door is gonna be my sinks—like, this is a game changer. This is a game changer—I want these everywhere. This is my plea. My next campaign: How to make toileting more accessible to everyone." End VD.]
This is amazing Accessibility!
Add this to the list of things that should be included for an accessible bathroom!
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#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in
I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please
Y'all take too long
Same energy
No worries guys, they’re there too
"We're gonna drain the swamp."
Did this for the first time last year. So freeing.
See, the way you make good Doctor Who is you set out a mission statement that you're going to make the show more serious or toned down, and then you accidentally hire the exact wrong people to make that version of the show.
1970 they went "we're going to make Doctor Who a more grounded adult action series" and then they got a hippie with a fetish for psychedelic chromakey to produce it.
1980 they said "we're returning Doctor Who to Real Hard Science" and our new head writer is The Computers Mystic.
1987 they had a mandate to take the show in a lighter more kid-friendly direction, and then brought in a bunch of 20-something comic book nerds who wanted to kill Margaret Thatcher.
And of course, in 1963, they wanted to make an educational children's drama with absolutely No Bug-Eyed Monsters, then hired Verity Lambert and Terry Nation.
The year is 1986. The head of dramas at the BBC thinks Dr Who sucks ass and is eager to put it on ice. Your mission is to appeal to him by creating a devastatingly unlistenable charity single. Your allies? A creative team comprised of people who have never heard a song in their life.
"No, no, no, no, nooooo-oo-wooooah!"
"To be perfectly honest, I think there are too many Prime Ministers. I've lost track of how many there are."
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