◇God's Holy soldier◇

▪︎Sealed and protected by God ▪︎144.000 soldier -werewolf -wolf therian -angel kin -fictionkin -terrenal angel -empath •apothisexual [sex repulsed] •aroace

[milclark]

[kookukachu-deactivated20211007]

I never fucking get tired of this post.

[wordsofdiana]

Merry Christmas.

[veryspecificanon]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[holysoldier030]

TF?! TF?!

TF IS IN THE AIR?

TF?!

THERE'S WHITE SHIT EVERYWERE!-

[feral-therian]

You wakeup to realize its all a dream.

Your whole human life was just one long wolf nap.

Years of species dysphoria and hatred towards your human body just for it to not be real.

The joy you feel is unimaginable.

You stretch your limbs and back and run off into the forest to find your pack that you've missed so dearly.

[holysoldier030]

Its funny when its also like

I have a dream as one of my flippy/fliqpy fictionkin where im covered in blood and angrilly growling then i gain concious in the dream and i see a blue cartoonish bunny rabbit on the floor covering his face they look hurt then suddlendlly i hear a car comming my way really fast and loud soo i look behind me and i see a white car comming really fast towards me i panic in fear i try to run but next thing i know i feel the car hitting my back everything turns black for a few seconds then next thing i know i open my eyes im inside my bed sweating

"That was a weird dream" i said to myself

"Thank god it wasnt real" .....

After saying this i try to get up and i feel sharp pains in my back it hurts to move i start having flashbacks of what happened....

Was it really a dream?

[donotpercieveme11]

damn i cant believe i actually have to cosplay as a human for the rest of my life. horrific.

[holysoldier030]

Fr like

"i know you're supposed to be a green bear with severe mental issues and D.i.D and all but you get this human body insteread sorry"

"I mean is not that bad- *body dismorphia* OH NO I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL WTF"

"You will randomlly feel your ears with other parts of the body you should have but you wont be able to see or touch them"

"oh also, you dont get to be in your own universe either for some reason soo we will spawn you in this planet called earth insteread"

"Well at least my alter will be more chill and things wont make me flip out that easilly like in my canon universe right?"

"..........."

"R-right?"

"Uuuuhhh..... actually i think that is gonna get... w-worse?"

"OH NO WHO BRINGED THAT DAMN STATUE TO THIS PLANET WHY? IS THIS PLANET CURSED TOO OR SOMETHING?"

"Well theres this thing called spiritual warfare, demonic spirits, and-"

"W-warfare?!" *fucking flips out*

"Oh no, anyways, oh also uuuhh yeah the golden yellow eyes were gonna make you have heterocromia like one amber eye and the other brown because we can actually do that but you can also keep the undressing eyes, the eyebags and the sharp teeth :D"

"....."

"You ok?"

"Were tf are those demons"

[maxbytes]

new tag game: use predictive text to see why you are your theriotype/kintype. start with "i'm [x] because"

i'll go first

i'm a dog because i have to fight

[xsatanic-panicx]

I'm a vampire because I speak English

I'm a fox because of the store.

I'm a demon because I have a missed text.

[voidal-lycan]

I'm a werewolf because they are not the best.

......LMFAO ALRIGHT

[dogcultz]

i’m a dog because i love you so much

[cytochrome-sea]

im a dog because of this one and its so funny

i’m a gryphon because i’m not the best person for that job

i’m an angel because i’m not perfect but i’m a angel because i’m not good at it so i’m just gonna say it for a moment

[not-really-all-that-human]

I'm a cougar because they have a lot of people in the house.

WHO'S THEY???

[kitthefoxkin]

im a fox because I have a lot of people to do with it.

im a river otter because I haven't heard from you.

im an eastern red bat because of the most popular song I've ever seen.

im a doberman because of the most recent part of the world.

im a coastal wolf because i am not sure if I can do that.

WOW

[anyonegotacig]

I'm a wolf because I am alive and I am looking for a job

[canis-silvestre]

I’m a mutt because I have no clue how I would feel about it

I’m a dog because I’m not gonna get any more money from the government

I’m a wolf because I’m not gonna get any pets because I’m a dog I have to be in a cage for a little while

I’m a coyote because I’m not gonna get any sleep and I’m not going anywhere

I’m a red-footed booby because I’m not the one that needs a mask and a helmet

I’m a calupoh because I’m not gonna get any more sleep because I’m tired of this headache I don’t want it anymore

I’m a sato because you can see my name in your mouth I am not a person I don’t know what to say

[holysoldier030]

Im a wolf because I was trying to invade ohio

Im a werewolf because they feel basically

Im an angel because I dont like 👍

Im flippy because I heard a plane

[H E L P 😂]

[sw33t--t00th]

Do any other nonhumans w/ multiple kintypes feel like their diff kintypes on diff days?

Like, one day I'm feelin like a cat

And another day I'm feelin like a doll

And them today I'm feelin like toodles from dw

[moss-ridden-owl-creature]

Oh dude 100% I get that so often I’ll wake up and I’ll just like “What we feelin today?” And my brain will unconsciously respond with something like “I have tea and a lighter. Lets B U R N S O M E T H I N G.” And my reaction will just be “Ah. It’s a Micheal day I see.”

[holysoldier030]

Mine is like

*wakes up* oh that was a good sleep, what a nice morning-

*goofy murderous silly laught*

Oh ok hi fliqpy i see you are awake too-

[For like 7-8 months straight, basically the whole year]

he's laugthing in the back of my mind specially when something makes me anxious/stressed or if i see something that he likes like something sharp or dangerous but yeah sometimes it can be that random specially when im in a silly mood and im laughting at something and i can hear his laught at the same time

[holysoldier030]

Ya'll i had a dream about a happy tree friends analog horror based game that doesnt exist

The game was based on the hide and seek episode from happy tree friends

There was happy music all characters were running to hide but then a pop sound made the music turn of, everyone disapeared and everything turned black you could only see the htf character you were playing as and then after wandering around in the dark after a while fliqpy came running towards the character you were playing as until it touched your character then a weird loud scretchy deep sound would play then the screen turned black

I actually like the game i hope somebody makes it but i think i dreamed about my fliqpy fictionkin idk...

[wolftopia-secondary]

oh how i yearn for a large, fluffy dog bed 😭

[forrest-full-of-wolfs]

Real!!

[holysoldier030]

I yearn to be in the forrest and be able to lie on the dirt/grass while i claw and lie my face on the dirt/grass of happiness and euphoria while i phantom shift and turn into my fictionkin

[watcherwingedcat]

The forest may call you...

[holysoldier030]

*looks at phone waiting for the call cutelly*

✨️ CALL ME POOKIE I MISS YOU ✨️

[holysoldier030]

Its been a while and i dont know what to post soo, here it goes nothing

Rawr

[knifeprincesss]

(covered in the blood of your enemies) do you still think i’m pretty

[holysoldier030]

Yas queen slay! Slaaaay! ❤️✨️

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES!!!

RAISE YOUR ARMY!!!!

TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE UPON THE THRONE!!!!!!

✨️i feel bonita✨️

[dykebeckett]

dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

[holysoldier030]

Yeah fr like *full moon*

Oooohhh shit *turns dramatically into fliqpy fictionkin insteread* "heavy breathing"

F U C K that shi hurted- *goes back to reading*......

Damn i got lost time to start the whole page again

[calmdowngorgeous]

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

[holysoldier030]

I FUCKING LOVE LIBRARIES FUCK YEAH

[holysoldier030]

Ya'll dont you ever go outside and suddlendlly a motorbike starts doing [censored] noises and then you have to rapidlly go to sit alone and relax for five minutes soo you dont go nuts [aka feeling dangerous and stressed/anxious/uncomfortable around people]

4 times today

4 TIMES!!

Ya'll need to check your vehicles cuss damn i can't even go outside

[onlytiktoks]

[thenaiads]

THIS!!! REBLOG IT EVERYONE, IT COULD SAVE LIFES ☝️☝️☝️☝️

[holysoldier030]

This is important ya'll

[memeclassheroes]

[taergalive]

working at a super market?

[aranock]

Slaying a spire

[tbposting]

Unlicensed monster hunting

[f4rlorne]

Either bug catching or collecting candle wax

[lemonsharks]

Creating an illegal dried blueberry monopoly

[coriwantsyou]

Attempting to create a cult, but failing at it.

[runcibility]

Uh oh

[oswaldfromlibraryofruina]

Attempting to kill someone with a shotgun but forgetting what round is in the chamber and shooting myself in the head

[holysoldier030]

Picking up three granades that were floating on the floor while fucking running, slaying with my parkour skills, flipping out and doing a genocide, stealing money that was on the floor, using random ass objects to do ilegal movements while running, use of weapons

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holysoldier030]

Yo-

Yo holly shi-

✨️MDF HTF REFERENCE✨️

For me tho idk about ya'll i see weapon, i get flashbacks

*flippy phantom ears casually pop out*

AYO DONT-

[holysoldier030]

Soo about my last post about me turning into my flippy fictionkin when theres a full moon insteread of turning into my werewolf kin form

YA'LL

IM A

MDF

✨️ S H I N Y✨️

that shi unreadable damn it says shiny tho-