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Mmmm very random question but if you were assigned a âmust make Dick Grayson a villain without mind control or brainwashingâ arc, how would you do it? I feel like it would be so hard đ
I think the answer, playing to your point, is that you really can't.
Dick is a golden boy. He's incorruptible, shown during two different occasions in canon: One, him being solely capable of holding back the darkness as a vessel in Dark Crisis; and two, him being the only Earth 1 variant that Superman from Earth 2 thought was still a good person in Infinite Crisis. That's why mind control or coercion has to be used whenever writers want Dick to play the classic role of temporary antagonist. There's no way to rationalize a villain arc otherwise; there always has to be a threat on someone's life or some mind manipulation or some greater threat to civilian life involved.
I don't think that's a bad thing, to be honest. It's the reason Dick is my favorite. I like having characters that are inhumanely good, who embody characteristics like hope and light in a way that a normal person probably couldn't, nor any of the grittier or less selfless hero/anti-hero characters. He's behaves in a way that is worthy of aspiration rather than rationalization.
With all the shit that has happened to him in canon, any normal person would probably have a valid reason to snap at some point. That's what Tim Seeley's plotline about Dr. Hurt is all about -- he takes people off the street and implants them with Dick's memories (in particular, his tragedies) and they go fucking insane.
But Dick doesn't. He remains a light in the dark. Because he's Dick.
And for me personally, when you consider how much influence heroes have in these worlds, its almost hard to justify their actions unless they can maintain this level of purity. Not to be cheesy, but the power-to-responsibility relationship is linear. The more one takes on the burden of dealing with crime or crises as an entity without government or public oversight, the more they're responsible for doing so without turning evil or having a breakdown or something like that. Not that those behaviors aren't understandable or sympathetic or anything of that matter, but you cannot put the lives of others in your hands without oversight while you are compromised. Dick being the incorruptible figure he is makes him uniquely worthy of being a comic book-style vigilante without typical means of regulation.
So, yeah. I can't think of a scenario where Dick turns "dark" without external influence. Neither can the DCU. This is a good thing (imo).
let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
"didn't they already do this withâ" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them
THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW
That freaky little doll would stand no chance
Fred and Jigsaw get distracted bonding over traps while the rest of the gang screams in the background
headache? not in the mood to partake in any of your hobbies because of the headache? consider simply staring at the Make Headache Worse rectangle!
for those who donât remember, âmole interestâ was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.
I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where âmole interestâ came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldnât have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call âthe mole interest effectâ.
But now it does.
In 2023, we said âfuck itâ a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.
So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Letâs put the mole interest effect to the test.
you guys have gotten this to 20k in 2 and a half hours thatâs insane
itâs still not trending! so far this could mean:
20k is not enough for one post to make a tag trend, but it could be possible with more notes
All the other trending tags have more activity in general at the moment, but the mole interest effect could work on a particularly slow day
I was wrong, and the mole interest effect isnât a thing! It happens sometimes. But a disproven hypothesis doesnât mean the experiment âfailedâ! Being wrong is still a learning opportunity. You guys are helping me collect (mole) interesting data regardless!
at over 70k notes and still no trending tag, Iâm going to officially conclude this experiment and consider the âmole interest effectâ Not Proven.
a fourth possibility, beyond the three listed above, is that the tag didnât have enough posts in it to start with, but a well established tag like â#destielâ with a higher base level of activity could potentially have one post breach containment and make the entire tag trend.
youâre welcome to keep reblogging this post even though the experiment is over, I guess. Thanks to all who helped participate!
*gets dressed up to spend time in the woods alone*
once at dawn i dressed up in my regency suit and went for a walk in the woods where i heard someone go âohâ (a little like a moan) and i got terrified iâd interrupted someone dogging or something so i immediately tried to walk away before i saw the person in question, who was just walking their dog (dogging in a sense!) and i got even more scared because they were wearing black skinny jeans and a black hoodie so they looked like they had very long slender arms and legs, and both of us were really shaken so i quickly tried to get out of sight. anyway i forgot i was wearing full 1810s regencywear complete with hat and probably looked significantly more like a ghost than they did. remember youâre never alone in the woods
imagine walking your dog in the woods and seeing an obvious Regency-era ghost notice you and bolt out of sight, visibly shaken
Iâm CRYING this is hilarious
Another thing I love about the 2012 turtles is that theyâre absolute suckers for anything cute and tiny.
For better or for worse.
usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.
with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best
Jaybin who is less than impressed with how his and Dickâs âbrotherlyâ relationship is turning out, so when he finds little Timothy Drake stalking him on patrol with a camera he decides âyou know what? FUCK Dick, IâLL be the big brother.â
he then proceeds to brother the fuck out of Tim behind Dick and Bruceâs back and when he dies, comes back, and finds Tim in his suit being trained and looked after by the Waynes, he isnât mad at Tim for replacing him as Robin, but rather at Dick, for daring to steal his fucking kid.
Jason: are you shitting me?
Tim: Jason-
Jason: AFTER HOW SHIT OF A BROTHER HE WAS TO ME, AND YOU JUST LET HIM TAKE MY PLACE!?
Dick, never been more baffled in his life: how are you ali- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TWO ALREADY KNEW EACH OTHER??!
Tim: Jason please, Dick wasnât replacing you-!
Jason: PLEASE, TIMMY. I SAW YOU EATING ICE CREAM TOGETHER ON THE ROOF ACROSS FROM THE MEXICAN PLACE. THAT WAS OUR THING!
Dick: what the fuck is going on
Tim: Jason, just calm down a sec, we can talk about th-
Jason: NO FUCK YOU. IM GOING BACK TO THE DESERT.
Tim, watching Jason stomp off incredulously: what the fuck are you gonna do in a desert?!
Jason, flapping his hands and still storming away: Mâ GONNA GO GRAB DAMIAN AND THEN WEâLL SEE WHOSE REALLY REPLACING BROTHERS, GOT IT ASSHOLE?
Tim:
Dick:
Tim, turning to Dick after Jasonâs left: who the fuck is Damian?
Dick: i literally know nothing about anything thatâs happened in the last twenty minutes, why would you ask me that?
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*at the leagues compound*
Jason: *storms in*
Raâs: dear god, heâs back.
Jason: *flips Raâs off and silently storms over to where Damianâs colouring on the floor*
Jason: *swings Damian over his shoulder and turns to leave, still flipping Raâs off one-handed*
Damian, disoriented: Ahki�
Talia, not looking up from her book: make good choices, ensure he eats well.
Jason: *leaves with Damian*
Raâs, under his breath: oh thank fuck
Tim and Damian having beef not because of the Robin suit but rather because theyâre arguing over whoâs the better younger brother to Jason.
(Sounds of Dick trying to figure things out in the background)
Spiritually, 3 am is the darkest hour of the night. The people who stay up late but not insanely late have gone to bed, people who wake up early but not insanely early are yet to wake up. The only people who are awake are the night shift, and the insane.
Alrighty, here is a small master list of Nightwing/Dick Grayson-centric fics Iâve read. Iâve already spotlighted a couple on my page but there may be some overlap. I have said before but Iâll say again, I havenât been able to read the comics so all of my knowledge of DC comes from fanfic and fandom spaces.
There is going to be a variety of tags, themes and genres throughout so be sure to double check tags and summaries before you read. Most of these are going to be angst but there will be no MCD. That being said, some handle hard topics like SA and negative mental health. Some fics will have different relationships/characterisations of debated characters - Slade/Deathstroke. The fics are on here because I enjoy the writing and the storyline, but it may not be what you like do again please check everything before you continue to read.
I maintain the donât like, donât read mentality, so if there are any fics on here that you do not like, please donât make any comments about not liking them. On the other hand, I am willing to look for more in a specific tag to add to this if anyone has recommendations that are similar to the fics on here.
Happy reading! đ©”đ€đ©”đ€đ©”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37562116
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43012110
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51937099
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33156766
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47001916
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62055460
Attn: People With Cervixes!
When was your last Pap smear?
Because I am tired of seeing young people (think 40 year olds!) die horribly of an almost completely preventable disease, and I haven't seen the obligatory Tumblr PSA about it, so I'm making my own.
1. CERVICAL CANCER IS REALLY BAD
Cancers that have a good prognosis are usually cancers that can be caught early--like skin cancer, which is easily seen, and therefore usually treated very early. Cervical cancer does not give you symptoms until you have very advanced disease, which means unless someone is regularly testing your cervix, you will likely not be diagnosed early. More than half of people diagnosed with cervical cancer present with advanced disease. 75% of them will be dead within 5 years. For comparison, when caught in the earliest stage, there is a 90% 5 year survival rate. Treatment for those diagnosed is chemo and radiation, and believe me, those are not fun. If you do happen to be in the lucky 25% of survivors, if your cancer comes back, you have an 85% chance of dying within a year. Also! We think of cancer as something that happens to old people, but the average age of diagnosis for cervical cancer is 50.
2. WHO GETS CERVICAL CANCER?
Cervical cancer used to be the most common cause of cancer-related death in women in America, but at this point it's basically a disease of People Without Pap Smears--developing countries, immigrants, low socioeconomic status, BIPOC, rural communities, LGBTQ, etc.
3. HOW DO PAP SMEARS SAVE YOUR LIFE?
A Pap smear is a screening test for two things: HPV, and your cervical cells. HPV is the most common sexually transmitted disease in the world. Literally half of the people in America have some strain of HPV on their body. Most HPV infections go away on their own (in people with healthy immune systems), but some strains are Very Bad, and some people are just Very Unlucky, and the HPV starts causing your cervical cells to turn cancerous. 91% of all cervical cancers are caused by HPV. So a Pap smear looks to see if your have HPV, and if so, is it one of the bad ones? And also, do you have any cancerous cells hanging about in your cervix? And! It takes 10-30 years for HPV to turn those cells into cancer, which means you have a really really long time to catch it before it becomes cancer and cut those pre-cancer cells out!
4. WHAT ABOUT THAT VACCINE?
The thing my dad said I shouldn't get because it might make me a slut. Yes! There is an HPV vaccine! You should get it! It protects you against the nine most common cancer-causing types of HPV. It's recommended starting at age 11, and you can get it up to age 45 now! (It used to be 26, but as of 2020, it's now extended.)You can get it from most primary care doctors, or from Planned Parenthood, CVS, Walgreens, etc. If you get the vaccine you still need Pap smears.
5. I HEARD YOU CAN ONLY GET THE VACCINE IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN
Fake news. While the vaccine does not treat old infections of HPV, it does prevent new ones, so while the benefits are theoretically decreased in those who have already been sexually active, it does not mean you will not benefit from having it!
6. WHO GETS PAP SMEARS?
Everyone with a cervix starting at age 21, until you lose your cervix or until you're 65. You should get them every 3-5 years (depending on your exact age and what test your doctor does).
7. BUT I GOT THE VACCINE
Nice! You still need Pap smears.
8. I HAD ONE AND IT WAS HORRIBLE/I'M SCARED OF THE EXAM
Talk to your doctor about this in advance! Good gynecologists (and other providers) will work with you to minimize discomfort as much as possible. They can use a small speculum and lots of gel, prescribe anti-anxiety medications to take in advance, and some people will even use numbing creams and/or laughing gas.
9. BUT I DON'T HAVE/CAN'T SEE A GYN
Most primary care physicians can do them! So do a lot of urgent care centers!
10. BUT I'M A LESBIAN
HPV can be transmitted through oral/genital contact, hand/genital, and even hand-to-hand-then-genital, so you still need Pap smears.
11. BUT I'M A VIRGIN/ASEXUAL
You still need Pap smears. HPV can be transmitted not just through penetrative sex, but also through oral/genital, hand/genital, and hand-to-hand-then-genital, and also 9% of cervical cancers are not caused by HPV.
12. BUT I'M A TRANSGENDER MAN
If your cervix was removed, then congrats! You do not need Pap smears. Otherwise, unfortunately, you are still at risk for cervical cancer and need to be screened.
13. BUT I'M A TRANSGENDER WOMAN
Neovaginas do not need Pap smears! Congrats! Consider getting the vaccine, though, to prevent spreading HPV to others.
14. BUT I'M A CIS-GENDERED MAN
Congrats! You do not need Pap smears! You should still consider the vaccine though, not only to prevent the spread of HPV to others, but also because HPV causes 50% of all penile cancers as well.
In summary: please please please go get your pap smear. Go get vaccinated. The spread of HPV can be prevented, and cervical cancer can be caught and treated before it even becomes cancer.
DON'T FEAR THE SMEAR
it's cervical cancer awareness month y'all
Also, pap smears need to start at age 21 OR when you start being sexually active, whichever comes first.
Please get regular paps. I had cervical cancer, and had multiple surgeries and led to a hysterectomy. I am alive because I got regular paps, and monitored this over a decade until, alas, I needed surgery. If I was just la de dah not getting regular screenings? I dont want to think about what could have happened. I had HPV (I am older than the vaccine was available, and it was not made available to my age group until it was too late for me). Get Gardasil, get regular paps. Save your life.Â
hey uk people who remember her: cervical cancer is what jade goody died of. very publicly. get your cervix prodded.
[ID: a medical diagram indicating a cervix, the small canal at the bottom of the uterus which connects to the vagina.]
(Bruce has just, so,so many children. Where is he even finding themâŠ.)
The Batcave has a âDo Not Talk To Meâ couch. Itâs sacred. Itâs unspoken. Itâs real.
okay so. picture this:
the batcave has one couch. it's in the corner. itâs hideous. itâs like beige or green or something equally offensive to every one of their aesthetics. no one likes the couch.
and that is exactly why it became sacred.
because one night jason just. drops onto it. full gear. bleeding. absolutely done with life. says nothing. doesnât even take off the helmet. sits there in silence for 3 hours and then leaves.
next week tim uses it. sits there post-mission. face in hands. someone tries to ask if heâs okay and jason throws a batarang at them.
and thus it began.
Rules of the Do Not Talk To Me Couch:
You sit there? No one speaks to you.
You cry? No you didnât.
You eat cold noodles off your chest at 4 a.m.? Thatâs sacred time.
If someone tries to comfort you? They are excommunicated for 12 hours.
Dick (sitting on the couch):
Damian: Grayson, are youâ
Jason (from across the cave): HEâS ON THE COUCH.
Jason: I donât make the rules.
Steph: You LITERALLY made the rules.
Jason: And I am the defender of the rules. Thereâs a difference.
one time damian storms in. covered in blood. absolutely furious. 10/10 rage goblin energy. throws his sword. marches to the couch. sits. arms crossed. steaming.
tim takes one look at him and goes: âiâm making tea.â
jason: âthatâs acceptable. tea is allowed. talking is not.â
bonus:
once bruce sits on it.
and the ENTIRE CAVE goes silent.
tim literally freezes mid-typing. cass stops mid-flip. jason just mutters âoh shit.â
they all leave. immediately.
the couch is not ready for bruce.
extra bonus:
alfred vacuums around the couch. never says a word. leaves snacks in a silent offering. once placed a weighted blanket gently on jasonâs shoulder. thatâs different. heâs allowed.
Things Sick Characters Do...
âșâș refuse to admit theyâre sick while literally swaying on their feet (âIâm fine.â immediately crashes into the couch and doesnât get up for 2 hours)
âșâș that stubborn little forehead crease when theyâre trying to pretend theyâre not in pain but they definitely are
âșâș saying âIâm not coldâ while shivering like a leaf and glaring at the blanket youâre offering like it insulted their honor
âșâș wearing like⊠3 hoodies. and a beanie. and a blanket cape. looking like a lump of denial with a nose
âșâș flinching when they cough too hard, like it surprised them and they feel a little betrayed by their own body
âșâș that specific exhausted way of blinking, slow and confused, like their brain is buffering every time you ask a question
âșâș apologizing for being sick. like their immune system personally offended you. like they shouldâve scheduled it better
âșâș getting clingy in that low-energy, wordless way. like reaching for your sleeve or sitting closer without saying anything
âșâș drinking tea like itâs a punishment. making a face after every sip but still doing it because someone made it for them
âșâș trying to pretend theyâre still useful. doing tasks badly. insisting on helping and then immediately sitting down like âokay I need a nap nowâ
âșâș using exactly zero words to communicate for three days. just grunting and side-eyes and one finger raised when they need something
âșâș being deeply offended by how gross they feel. muttering âI hate thisâ every few minutes like their own mucus is their nemesis
âșâș standing up too fast and doing the classic âwhoa. gravityâs intense todayâ stagger
âșâș texting you things like âbring soup. i am dying. goodbyeâ but then surviving anyway, unfortunately for the drama
âșâș finally accepting help after pretending they didnât need it, and getting weirdly quiet when someone tucks the blanket around them just right
âșâș looking genuinely surprised when someone takes care of them. like it never crossed their mind that anyone would
I love the fics where the bats donât know that dick was renegade during his teen titans era and randomly catch him doing weird shit
Jason and dick mid heated fight theyâre both pinned and dick loses both his escrima sticks Jasonâs injured and all of a sudden he gets really focused grabs Jasonâs guns and starts firing with deadly accuracy shooting to incapacitate rather than kill or maim
Jason: what the f u c k
dick: what?
Jason: since when are you a fucking sharp shooter???
dick: âŠ
dick: uh itâs a long story
Jason: No fucking way donât long story me bitch tell me when the hell you learned to aim like that
dick: incoherent mumbles
Jason: what?
dick: deathstroke the terminator
Jason: are you fucking serious?????
dick: what! Youâre not the only one whoâs allowed to have a rebellious teenage phase
I think its funny that some people paint Jason and Tim as like mortal enemies when in the comics they act like this
Jason calls him "Timbers" and is like "yeah he's the only brother I can tolerate atm"
Like they genuinely respect each other. Don't get me wrong, I see the angst potential with these two, but also so much of their dynamic is just a typical sibling relationship.