[infinitelytheheartexpands]

look verdi had his music featured on two episodes of classic 2000s children’s tv show little einsteins and wagner had his music featured on exactly zero episodes of the same show

…just sayin’.

[grandmawitch]

Recipe Masterpost

Dragonbreath Chili

Ghibli inspired soup

Skyrim pie

Vegan chick-fil-a tortilla soup

Zuppa Toscana

Vegan Shepherd’s Pie

Hobbit Strawberries and Cream Bread

Vegan Geschnetzeltes (Creamy German Hunter’s Sauce)

Medieval Chicken Pie

Creamy Summer Vegetable Soup

Butternut Squash and Feta Couscous

Scandinavian Cabbage Soup

Vegan Pumpkin Pie Oatmeal

Violet Jelly

Baked Oatmeal with Berries and Seeds

Goat Cheese and Tomato Pie

Chicken Noodles

Roasted Pepper Ravioli 

Butternut Squash and Mushroom Noodle Bowl

Medieval Pumpkin Soup

Sergeant Angua’s Vegetable Stew with Dumplings

Forest Porridge

 Stuffed Pumpkins

Spinach and Mushroom Calzones

Mashed Potato Bowls

Orzo with Caramelized Fall Vegetables and Ginger

Yet Another Ghibli Inspired Vegetable Soup

Vegan Mushroom, “Beef”, and Onion Hand Pies

Moomin Mushroom Pies

Butternut Squash Soup

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[brainrotdotorg]

i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

[brainrotdotorg]

they ask me what I would like to eat and knowing that gnomes enjoy fruit i ask for my favorite fruit, an apple, and they all laugh raucously and say that i must be very hungry indeed to desire an entire apple rather than just a small chunk, and i go along with their joke and say that while my body may have shrank my stomach has not! and they all guffaw with delight until their faces turn red and see that my request is met and we all sit around a toadstool and share many apple slices together

[brainrotdotorg]

over my time spent with the gnomes, my antics are still regarded with much delight. though i am past the age in which i am confused by their customs and norms, i occasionally pretend to be clueless about simple and easily understood things, such as shock at how toads are as tall as I am. they all continue to laugh at my feigned surprise, and sometimes join in, asking me if I need any help distinguishing what berries are for eating and which are for painting. i laugh, too. there is a sense of grace that comes with my shortcomings amongst the gnomes. they are entertained by my misunderstandings, yes, because life is to short to not be jolly.

[brainrotdotorg]

i wake up one morning back at my original size. the small cavern in the roots of a tree that i lived in is destroyed in my sleep. my clothes, tailored from cut-up scraps of fabric, are shredded around me. i am a human again. i am horribly embarrassed.

the gnomes of the community gather around where i sit, all looking at me and exchanging glances with each other, none of them speaking the obvious. i can no longer stay here, now that i am not their size. but i was part of their community. i became one of them, indistinguishable from these people only from my past. how am i supposed to return to the world of the humans now? there is no life left for me there. that is not a life where i may fish for minnows in a babbling brook and feast off a bounty of raspberries. i am distraught. i cry.

my community comforts me. friends, all minuscule to me now, pat me wherever they can reach, nimbly dodging the tears that fall from my face. one of them offers me water. they don't have any containers that are big enough for me, they apologize, so just this acorn cap filled with morning dew will have to suffice.

i take the acorn cap and look at it in my hands. it is so small now. with a sniff, i put it atop my head.

the gnome chuckles. then laughs. then bends at the waist, bellowing with laughter, supporting himself on my knee. then i am laughing too, face red, tears still falling, and my community of gnomes laughs with me as well, so loud that a flock of birds takes off in the distance, and i am still laughing even as i stand to my feet and lumber away, back to where i once came.

[zooophagous]

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[joshgrobanscock]

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

[letsoulswander]

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

[cephalopodvictorious]

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

[destielgaysex]

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

[atlaskrr]

we've done it again folks

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[lunaticcat28]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2024

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not to Discourse but I’m a cis man and my partner is an afab enby and if you call us a “straight couple” I will personally come to your house tie you to a chair and make you listen to a podcast about gender identity on endless repeat

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is specifically @ the people who saw us at pride together and saw them wearing a “THEY/THEM” button and still referred to them as my “girlfriend” you’re all cancelled thanks

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it’s called respecting queer people juice

[dragon-in-a-fez]

y'know the really amazing thing about the notes on this post - apart from just the sheer number of people who are, like, viscerally terrified of the existence of a person who isn’t cis - is how many of them are responding to things that aren’t here. specifically, you’ll notice I said nothing about my sexuality. I didn’t say I identified as non-het, or that I considered myself part of the LGBTQIA community. on the flip side, I also didn’t give you any reason to believe I’m not bi, or that I’ve never been in a relationship with a cis man. y'all know nothing about my sexuality from this post and you don’t need to and I’m not going to tell you about it now because! this post! was not! about me!

it was about respecting my partner’s identity. and the fact that they don’t get that respect from people in the exact community that they should be able to count on getting it from.

ie, you.

they are not het or cis, and no relationship they are in will ever be a “straight relationship” because they. are not. het. or. cis.

everyone in the notes gatekeeping me because I’m “not oppressed”? I never said I was. the person you’re really attacking and invalidating by shitting on this post is them, a pansexual nonbinary person who is unerasably queer.

huh. it’s almost as if the whole “we can’t let straight men use queerness to worm their way into our community” discourse is just an excuse to hate trans people, isn’t it.

[hellishues]

I reblog this every time I see it–

[spacelazarwolf]

thinking abt all the ppl constantly posting abt afab nonbinary ppl who are dating cis men and saying that clearly their partner just thinks they’re a woman. and how they’re the same ppl on this post disrespecting op’s partner’s identity. almost like y’all don’t respect afab nonbinary ppl and think they’re just “basically women” (unless they physically transition in which case they’re “basically men”) but don’t want to admit that so you project that shit onto their partners.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

When (if) you talk to yourself in your head, do you ever refer to yourself by name? For example, I might think to myself, "chill out, Taylor, that opossum will never let you kiss it."

Yes, all the time

Yes, sometimes

No, I think of myself only as "me" or "I"

No, I don't think in words

No, I don't talk to myself in my head at all

Something else, tell me in comments?

Voting ended onOct 4, 2023

I ask because this is a thing I come across in books all the time, when the main character is thinking to themselves, they often refer to themselves by name, which I find bizarre. But maybe that's normal! Idk. Tell me.

[the-dog-empress]

Stolen from @tinysweetvoid but i wanted to make it a bit more descriptive

[tournament-winners-tournament]

Round 1

[name]

VS

[name]

[image]

Vote

name1

name2

Voting ended onSep 6, 2023

[tournament-winners-tournament]

you weren't supposed to see that

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

[tournament-winners-tournament]

[tournament-winners-tournament]

[avpol]

the soup poll AKA where are the chunks?

occasionally when discussing lunches and dinners and other such wonders i get the feeling when i say "Soup" i mean another persons definition of "Stew", and our communication is somewhat skewed. please tell me how you identify your wet meals

when you think of soup and stew, what do you think of?

soup and stew are the same thing, the words are interchangeable

soup and stew are different things (soup is just liquid, stew has chunks in it)

soup and stew are different things (soup has chunks in it, stew is just liquid)

they are different things, but i often/always use "soup" for both

they are different things, but i often/always use "stew" for both

somehow you did not account for my opinion, which i will regale to you below

Voting ended onAug 31, 2023

if you so desire, detail your decision With the place you grew up/learned your distinction in the tags

[honeybiscuitsandlemontea]

Soup is more liquid, and while it can contain chunks, it's mostly liquid. Stew requires meat for me, that's why it's stewed meat. Only liquid is a broth imo. However, there's definetly a grey area when it comes to both.

[kingscrown666]

The debate of all time

brownies: corner or center?

corner

center

Voting ended onJul 21, 2023

If you don't like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along

[kingscrown666]

Please rb if you vote

[local-pan-wizard]

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

[animentality]

Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

[jame7t]

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls