Mike Driver
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oozey mess
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sheepfilms
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todays bird
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@honeynutbunchesofbren
don’t ever get initimdated by messaging people on tumblr behind that blog is someone with a bad posture and crumbs all over their lap laughing at a picture of a horse in pyjamas
Where is this picture of a horse in pyjamas and how did I miss it?
you know I figured it was just a random example but then I googled it
Oh shit
Thank you @meowiamkitty
‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.
Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose
no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.
therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker
Cuntula
Tags via @nerves-nebula
can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"
Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
Acab because the people that made this meme thinks the cops should just kill someone like this
Cops having a chuckle because they’re too cowardly to take a beating in order to save a life. All cops are cowards.
US-backed Israhell has been and continues to starve and deprive Palestinian people. Having access to basic necessities like food and water is a HUMAN RIGHT. This is beyond horrific.
The Government Media Office in Gaza announced on Friday that the city is facing an environmental disaster that threatens citizens due to all
Much appreciated but Hossam Shabat IS a source, he is a journalist on the ground in Ghazzah. What he says is what ends up relayed by Western news media like the one you just linked.
Fanny Liautard: ‘Angel Wing Dress’ Bridal & Evening Collection (2012)
Strawberry Cow Rug by thatruglady
imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what
The fucked up thing is that Texas actually looks like this
the transition im crying
Hello everyone because this is my diary and I can’t stop thinking about this I want to share that the front door to my family’s farm house was broken and the only way to get inside was to climb onto a ledge 3 or 4 feet off the ground, using a stepladder
And I grabbed my 84 year old grandmother (who is NOT senile and does not, in theory, need to be monitored like a toddler) by the shoulders and I spoke to her clearly, in Spanish, “Abuela, promise me you will not try to climb up and down without help. If you feel like going outside I WILL HELP YOU. As many times as you need help. We’ll get the door fixed but until then you do NOT go up or down that ladder without me or my mom helping you. I want you to look me in the eye and PROMISE ME. Because I love you and I’m worried you’ll get hurt. Do you understand? Do you promise?”
And she said all the right things and, as it turns out, LIED TO MY FACE because 12 hours later she (my 84 year old grandmother) jumped (THREE FEET) down onto solid concrete (THREE FEET DOWN) and fucking tucked and rolled like a paratrooper onto the grass, through some miracle, completely unharmed, and when I found her lying there I shrieked “ABUELA? SALTASTE?” (YOU JUMPED?) whereupon she (84) looked up at me and calmly said “Claro” (of course, or, obviously)
I do not know how she has not shattered every bone in her body but she got away with it without even a bruise. Anyway we fixed the front door.
I guess technically she didn’t lie because I told her not to use the stepladder by herself, I never made her promise not to jump!!!
The thing that kills me is that this is how old people DIE. They fall, sometimes from much shorter distances, break their hip, go to the hospital, and never come back out.
I banished her outside for a bit, for her jumping crimes, and very nearly hung a sign around her neck that said “I LOVE SCARING MY GRANDCHILDREN TO DEATH BY BARREL ROLLING OUT OF AN UNFINISHED BALCONY DOOR”
Here I am climbing through the same door for reference
NOOOOOOOOO
