Lots of nonsense

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[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[dayquil-driver]

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[emiko-matsui]

if you wanna listen to naddpod you should know this about the hosts: brian murphy is a straightman to his inner most core and he's the funniest person alive, these things exist simultaneously and would not exist without the other. emily axford is clinically insane to a point where it's easier to not try to follow her logic when she says things. jake hurwitz is a certified cool guy but he's the biggest loser in a room of nerds playing dungeons and dragons. caldwell tanner can only be described as exactly what a 1930's cartoon describes as a rascal. three of them are a throuple and the fourth is their boss.

[iamoutofideas]

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

ŚU̢̨N̵N̕͜N

and saturday it’s the 9TH ANNUAL MOWER EXPO

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[mtg-cards-hourly]

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[capacity]

Oh miss thing ATE. this ain’t a game to her

[homosectionals]

i NEED to know the story behind all of these rulings

[bass-borot]

Someone decided to get silly with it because it’s silver-bordered Magic. The lenses thing is probably a reference to Hurloon Wrangler and its Denimwalk ability (unblockable if opponent wears denim), and stories, most likely apocryphal, of people taking their trousers off to make it blockable

[theothin]

mark rosewater has attested to the denimwalk story himself!

[johannestevans]

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[neohumanityblog]

[correctopinionhaver]

is this real?

[weirdness-is-good]

Probably.

[ploinkplonk]

[foreskinniest]

Not the town's name

[the-absolute-worst]

Then how do you explain this?

[foreskinniest]

That's the town name

[decorative-plant]

made by yours (un)truly

[honk717]

what if there were two dogs on the moon would that be fucked up or what

what if there were 3

[honk717]

ur gay

ur gayer

[honk717]

u look like the human equivalent of the number 7

you look like if the number 4 was a person

[honk717]

u look like a guy who majored in minecraft

blocks

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[crplpunkklavier]

he was so proud of himself