woof woof 🐕

I've reverted back to 2012 and I'm scared

[recenterhudmilan]

Going from a homosexual cutiepie to the bisexual spawn of Satan is so beautiful.

[bugslibraryy]

Guys Ilya and Shane doing their little opposite sitting on the couch, maybe at home in Ottawa or at the cottage one year- toes playing with each other, pulsing against each other while they have phone scrolling time. Eventually Ilya drops his phone to his chest and sighs and pouts at Shane, another big loud sigh before Shane is looking up from his phone like 🤨 what. Ilya is like I need a kiss now please. And Shane is like hmm but you’re very far away. And Ilya is like pleaseeee. And Shane is huffing, rolling his eyes. “If you want a kiss, come here then” Shane says, then goes back to scrolling. Ilya whines but then he’s moving to crawl up Shane’s body, complaining and whining that Shane doesn’t love him, he won’t give him kisses it’s been days, years since they kissed and then when he’s shoving his face at Shane’s cheek, Shane turns his head, catches his face in both hands and catches him in a hot wet kiss, licking into his mouth, hearing Ilya hum happily

[in-the-hollanov-trenches]

You know how little kids think their teachers live at school? Little Shane thought his peewee hockey coach lived at the rink and he was sooooo jealous. Always angry kitten after practice when he had to go home and the coach got to STAY

[hudconvent]

shane and ilya are everything. love older than time eternal. have existed in every lifetime in every form. two atoms that fused at the genesis of the universe. beginning middle and end of everything that is or will ever be. and Yet heated rivalry is a book you buy at the airport

[wyatthazy]

shane: 🩷🥰😍💕🫃

[parkchanwoohoo]

When will it be my-- oh holy shit that's crazy

[sistersorrow]

When will it be my turn to be a car

[curlyqcat]

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[kaijuerotica]

after dick no kisses

[isisisak]

this is exactly what the snickers ad ppl had in mind

[vesnuszki]

Ilya throat goat with his nose in Shane’s pubes!! Shane asking politely to please fuck Ilya’s face!! Ilya losing his goddamned mind because he loves when Shane asks what he wants!! Ilya excited that Shane wants to use him like that!! Ilya gripping Shane’s thighs to keep Shane close close close to him while his dick hits the back of his throat!! Ilya choking on it a little!! Ilya looking up at Shane while he’s gasping for air!! Ilya short of oxygen seeing the face of god!! Ilya taking Shane so deep into his mouth he doesn’t even feel the taste of his cum when he comes!!

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[mutinsfromthemoon]

after the first “i love you” at the cottage, ilya starts say it randomly from time to time and shane always says back without hesitation “i love you too” and after about a week like this ilya asks shane “do i bother you saying i love you so much?” and shane holds ilya’s face in his hands and says “why would i be bothered with something that been my dream for so long?” and ilya goes almost whispering “oh shane, i love you so much” and shane smiles wide, crow’s feet showing around his eyes and says back “i love you too”

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[fractally]

Oh one BIG reason I think the general public in Canada especially would be extremely pro-Shane Hollander even post-outing: he imports Ilya Rozanov and he doesn't leave Canada even when the situation in Montreal goes sideways

It's honestly impossible to overstate what a big deal that is. Canada constantly losing their hockey talent to US teams and the Stanley drought...it doesn't fucking matter what went down with those French Canadians, the rest of the country is ignoring that, he's still their hero.

When Ilya steps out in a Team Canada jersey at the 2026 Olympics and they crush team USA 6-0 in the gold medal match Shane would be instantly deified as the first Canadian saint.

[haveyouheardof70dollars]

I actually do think there’s a small but passionate group of die hard catholic canadian hockey fans who, following his second Stanley cup win, begin petitioning to canonize Shane Hollander and don’t stop. The pope has to make a statement at some point that winning three Stanley cups, while impressive, is not technically speaking an act of god.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

shane sitting on ilya's face. shane's thick thighs working as he grinds himself down on ilya's tongue. shane just loud as fuuuuck moaning and swearing as he chases his orgasm. ilya moaning into shane's ass as shane takes what he needs from him. ilya flipping them over and coming on shane's ass after.

[gayhockeyshowenjoyer]

can't believe this is only just occurring to me but i think ilya may have been genuinely offended when shane told him he wasn't one of the guys in the league that he considered fashionable. like hollander last time you saw me was at the club. does my Jean Paul Gaultier Leopard Shirt mean nothing to you??

[twocloudsinthesky]

hockey players are kind of known for getting married and having kids super early and super fast and I think shane would LOVE to feel like he's winning at being a responsible adult bc he'd never do that but can't bring himself to do it considering he's on the seventh layer of situationship hell. someone tells him he's just so responsible and he's like "responsible yeah sure" while fully knowing they would be on his third vow renewal ceremony and fifth kid if they could