Well, here I am.

logan, 25, usa, queer. if you are an exclusionist or a TERF you are not allowed to like my writing! i don't make the rules! spoilers ahead. I try to tag but U will probably miss some. curently accepting prompts. ko-fi is /lstelts if you really like my writing.

[dailycatsblog]

[jame7t]

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

[cryptotheism]

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

[betterbemeta]

He didn't want to talk to you.

[swaglexander-the-great]

[findingfeather]

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

[elodieunderglass]

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

[darkwizardtheorist]

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

[singerin]

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[swissfuckingcheesegdi]

Does ketchup go in the fridge?

yes

no

I don't like ketchup or just want to see the results

Remaining time: 2 days 20 minutes

Reblog for maximum answers!

[victusinveritas]

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

[short-wooloo]

This is the America I believe in, the America that we can be

[depsidase]

[byjove]

countries will be like “nooooo our birth rate is falling exponentially and it’s effecting our economy” and immigrants will be like “hey can you let us in so we can boost your economy and fill your empty jobs and raise our children here” and inevitably the country is like “the only thing worse than a large scale collapse of our population is letting foreigners live here”

[ainokiseki]

In the time I've been here, I said I wouldn't…I don't know, do feelings. You freaked me out. I don't want to like anyone. So you've been just…totally fucking inconvenient.

BLACK MIRROR: SAN JUNIPERO (2016) dir. Owen Harris

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[orbitalmirror]

reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing

[tearywine]

Dennis “stop calling me ‘kid’ I’m 27” Whitaker & Jack “you’re not going to like my other nicknames I’ll come up with for you much better” Abbot

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[sceptixfakemon]

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

[sceptixfakemon]

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

[thepittsocial]

the pitt social media au — melsantos ♡

by popular request, here is melsantos! these cuties!!!!!!!!! i love them so much, trinity has a love for theatre and comics; mel loves to take photos and is a bit obsessed with everything about photography

[forever-flying-silver]

Okay but I can see Mel and Trinity falling in love so easily, hear me out.

Mel who is quiet and literal, listens intently and sincerely, and gives good advice. She really wants to connect with people, and never considered a life beyond her sisters needs until recently. She finds she actually wants one. She cares so much, is deeply sensitive and incredibly loyal. She wants something real in her life, something that is hers, makes her happy.

Trinity who was just told by her current ongoing hookup person that her feelings aren’t worth her time and she’s nothing more than sex. She is loud and abrasive but has the biggest heart. She is fiercely protective by nature, and a caretaker at her core. She’s got crazy trauma and feels totally alone in the world but just realized she (unfortunately) wants to matter to someone.

Trinity being protective of Mel because she’s not afraid of a fight and Mel won’t stand up for herself.

Mel taking Trinitys drama trauma seriously and making her feel seen and heard.

Trinity breaking down all the gossip at work because Mel missed the social dynamics.

Mel actually being around consistently and Trinity starting to feel safe.

Trinity is sharp and bitter but Mel just runs her fingers through her hair and lets her rant.

Mel is used to caring for Becca in every aspect of life but suddenly Trinity makes breakfast and checks her forehead for a fever and keeps her favorite snacks stocked and has her comfort door dash order waiting when she gets home after a bad day.

Mel feeling insecure and Trinity pushes her up the wall and kisses her senseless.

Mel needs clarity (and lets be honest Trinity does too). Mel’s literalness pushing Trinity to express her feelings and both of them talking about boundaries.

Both of them having crazy deep wells of hurt and grief and loss and neither of them had anyone to talk about it with before.

Trinity recognizing when Mel is getting overwhelmed and Mel recognizing when Trinity is getting triggered.

Dude im falling off the deep end with this shit holy moly

[heathercollinsmd]

i ship other things but there is something to be said about Mel not understanding Santos' sarcasm so frequently that she just gives up and starts being genuine and honest with Mel to communicate & thereby suddenly bonds with her in ways she hadn't been able to with many other people