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Adobe Premiere is like a horse

hates being alive. expensive. designed to run fast. does not. makes me feel like a girl in a mid 2000s horse girl movie going shhh shhh in the only one who understands you. it’s okay girl. and then it bites my fingers.

theshitpostcalligrapher

u okay bud?

anyotherstar

It crashed as soon as I made this post i’m gonna feed my editing software oats 👍. from my hand 🫴

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh ok hope that helps

huffylemon

Important update

socialmaya

tangerinegrove

regrettablyjake

Didn't notice the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS change, and was instead desperately looking for the "had to do it to em" guy

verified-villain-fxcker

Me leaving the theatre December 17 2015: Wow! I can’t wait for Finn to become a Jedi and lead a storm trooper revolution, and Rey to be a skywalker/Kenobi, and Poe to be a main character with development and lead with Leia, and Luke helping his sister lead the new rebellion and train Finn and Rey. And Hux and Kylo and Phasma are gonna be an evil trio! So much cool stuff is gonna happen!

radiofreederry

runhildforne

Mood.

laneichy

It is that time, you have no choice,

wilwheaton

lohboh

I'm glad we've taken away all the power behind "redpill" and all its variants I can't live in a world where I can't call my dog a "kibblepilled doofus" while feeding him

memewhore

southpauz

They’re dating, your honor

invokingbees

Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy

What do you do?

weeniebagel

“Really, Carl? Really? Christ, I knew the breakup with Cindy was bad-but not THIS bad! How’d you even get in my house? Why are the Utz all over the floor? Wh- how did you get in my house!?”

invokingbees

“Damn your fool’s mind, Randy, the mists of dream still you know my Amulet of Saros allows me passage through all portals, physical and arcane. I came here as this apartment provides protection from the mental ravaging of that dark sorceress, Cindy, gods blast her name! Your fermented beverages are all that have kept me from darkness this night, Randy, would you turn me away in this hour of terror?”