I hope he continues to be confused and vaguely pissy forever
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I hope he continues to be confused and vaguely pissy forever
Ilya should’ve just been like “i wanna stuff you full of my cum” to get Shane to be exclusive with him
Shane probably would’ve been like “okay😍😍😍sounds amazing😍😍i’m clean right now actually😍😍if you are too we could just do that now 😍😍😍”
Something I love about the episode 1 Vegas rooftop scene as like a foundational scene related to Hollanov's subsequent hook-up years is how it solidifies their equality. One is not more evolved than the other. One is not more reticent than the other. Shane reaches out with a shaky hand, implying Ilya's last words at the all-star game—Because Ilya made it sound so simple, give me your phone, we will make a plan to fuck— but Ilya stonewalls him, pretends like he doesn't even know why Shane could possibly be talking to him. And then you have Ilya's kiss after Shane tries to say goodbye, and Shane's rejection of it because of Ilya's recklessness with their secret. Neither of them is accepting themselves, neither of them has the upper hand despite mutual posturing.
They are both reaching out a shaking hand. Shane with: And I guess I thought that maybe we... never mind. And Ilya with his little laugh and No one is looking.
But on the other end, they are both slamming each other back to earth like with Ilya's stonewalling and his Not Everything is About You, Hollander and Shane with What the fuck are you doing, we're both in tuxedos out in public.
Not to mention the physicality in the performances! Ilya's set jaw, Shane's choked voice. Ilya's heavy footsteps as he goes to takes Shane's handshake that turns into a kiss. Shane's desperate reciprocation, his grabbing hands, and ultimately those same hands push Ilya away! And now it's Ilya's turn to look sincere and hurt. See you next season. Hollander.
And it's not a wholly original dynamic, it's based in their mutual need to stay closeted combined with their mutual yearning, but I think what makes them unique is that both of them are on the same page, really, when it comes down to it. They can't really do this. It's stupid to do this. It's dangerous. Their reasoning and internal struggles are different, but they are both reaching out AND pushing each other away in equal measure.
luca haas probably fantasizes about getting taken home by shane and ilya the same way girls in the 2000s did about being sold to one direction
Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.
This is driving me fucking crazy.
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i don’t know if there’s a specific name for this but that thing where one person uses their finger to ‘draw’ on the other person’s back with their finger and the other person has to guess what they drew and i’m just thinking about ilya laying flat on his stomach and shane sitting on the back of his thighs tracing his finger along ilya’s back and ilya guesses them all because shane draws like a house, a dog, a hockey stick, a heart and shane can never guess what ilya is drawing because no you are wrong again shane, is me and you swimming at the cottage, no this is me scoring ten goals on hayden pike while he cries…yes i know he is not goalie but i still score on him, this is clearly me fucking you on the hood of my car, shane you are so bad at this
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shane hollander absolutely shitfaced after winning his third stanley cup. He's out celebrating with his team and he's completely lost track of where he is or what time it is — even what day it is — but he's so happy he's almost hysterical like his face aches from smiling and it feels like he's going to explode. And he's just hanging off Hayden's arm in the club VIP area and watching half of his (3-time Stanley cup winning!!!) team grind up on random women when he suddenly lets out a sad little sigh and Hayden's like "fuck he's about to get sappy about Rozanov" but Shane just hits him with a very slurred "I'm sooo sorry you're not gay Haydsss 🥴" and Hayden is like "buddy????" And Shane is like "it's the onnnly thing that *hiccup* feels evn clossse to thisss Hayyyds" and while Hayden's very drunk brain is still trying to reboot, Shane just wistfully adds "it's soooo good, I jussst love gay sex 🥰" and Hayden can only stand there and blink
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