Texas Stereotypes Aren't Cool

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[casey-kat]

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[sherlockfandomtandem]

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

[outofcontextdiscord]

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

55 days remain

[hersheychocolateworld]

But how many days do YOU have remaining, hersheycountdown?

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[jasvvy]

[smash-64]

[collegiatitanica]

[lizzieehearts]

oh you missed the best part

her twitter is a goldmine

[kaijuno]

tiktokers be like “emotionally abusing my s/o prank xoxo :)))”

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

Ok yeah funny but a lot of people an tiktok are queer?

[kaijuno]

??????????????????????

[prisonhannibal]

going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms

[iamoutofideas]

it's always the fucking symptoms

[maretriarch]

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

[maretriarch]

[its-spooky-bitch]

The duality of man

[marzipanandminutiae]

it's sweet fight me

[papasmoke]

wish i was a background character in a horror video game 

“hm, just coughed up blood, probably nothing, time to return to my job at the cdc where i am treating animals for cough-up-blood-and-turn-into-evil-goo disease”

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[violetwylde]

This is all well and good. But it’s 5 am and when I first read this tweet my mind decided it said “when you are eating out a same sex friend”, so I went on a slightly different journey.

[drearyhours]

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

[pissvortex]

[touyadraxon]

Every time I see this post I forget how it ends and it sneaks up behind me and steals my spine.

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[unclefather]

[chopper2277]

sir….

[incomprehensible-guide]

[gravityjunior]

Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use

[blue-pixiedust]

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL IMAGE??

[missjukebox8bit]

technically this was the original

and became a meme when it was edited to this

history is fun!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

having a normal one on twitter

[surprisebitch]

the fact this exchange is on twitter and not on tumblr is giving me whiplash

[dankmemeuniversity]