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Miranda. She/Her. Bisexual. Ig: hyperfix_

[footlongdingledong]

love that fighting is considered a pokemon type. like Yea I got magical elemental skills it’s called kicking your ass

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

one of my favorite ways to be hurtful on purpose is to pretend I’ve forgotten what kind of car a Tesla Guy drives each time he brings it up

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the other day I referred to a Tesla Guy’s car as “the little white sedan” and I thought he was going to hit me with a folding chair

[umbairnatrium]

The other day at a tech bro party I called one "that new Prius" to the guy who owns it and an entire room of men fell silent. Three of his friends turned to reassure him I was joking.

I felt very powerful.

[cipheramnesia]

You are.

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]

[tuxedosaiyan]

[captaincream]

When she tie her hair up and give you that Gags Gikkelsen

[bakugo-sucks]

I hate this comment most of all lmfao :(

[pie-bean]

[jelastronaut]

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[firstunitarianchurch]

Same energy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

[oparnoshoshoi]

Gaslight that bitch straight into the asylum

[might-be-a-gliscor]

[zehrdoktor-deactivated20260425]

[opalescenze]

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.

[bouchie]

[tzpyrope-deactivated20170506]

[badjokesbyjeff]

The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt

is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

[quantumshade]

jeff this isn’t a joke this is legitimately true

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

You know what I love? Calling it "Christian Mythology." Referring to their god as "The Christian God." Refusing to conform to the idea that their religion is any more valid than anyone else's.

Oh, it makes them spicy. Gets them all twitchy. They wanna fistfight me in a Denny's parking lot, but they know they can't 'cause I'm right.

[maybuds]

being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??

[runby2]

This is a direct threat

[tiktoksforlosers]

[ziraseal]

[lesbianshepard]

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

[lesbianshepard]

[ikariyuiofficial]

[ottermatopoeia]

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to