Lovi

I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore 18

[leftoverspacedust]

heated rivalry show you will always be famous. budget so low the sex was explicit and the hockey was implied

[reunitedinterlude]

you > everyone in the universe

[spicy-apple-pie]

Still obessed with the batblob lol

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[robs-your-robins]

Head empty only thoughts of the rogues being approached by Batman and the Batfam on their nights off to help take down other rogues.

The Riddler, out for cocktails wearing the Moschino 1994 Question Mark Coat: Oh my fucking god, what do you want?

Batman, stood in the strip club: The Joker left me a riddle.

The Riddler, slamming down his cosmo: His bitch ass did what? Give me that shit.

Steph: He's kidnapping kids and selling them to militias-

Penguin: No, I heard what you said. I don't fuck with human trafficking. I'll have the docks cleared in the hour. Just leave that Black Mask bitch to me.

Poison Ivy, opening her apartment door: Harley isn't here, Red.

Jason: Yeah, I want you to settle a debate for me.

Poison Ivy: I get one day off and you-

Jason: Dried or fresh herbs?

Poison Ivy: What the fuck? Fresh obviously.

Jason, into his cell: Do you hear that, old man?

Batman: I'm making a stew. Agent A said-

Poison Ivy, snatching the cell: Answer me this, Bats. Would you taste better fresh or dried out like jerky, huh? Tell you what, call up Big Blue and ask him.

Batman:

Jason:

Poison Ivy, covering the phone: Oh don't look at me like that, Red. Even Catwoman said they're fucking.

[dyingsnail]

he really kicked his pussy up the wall wall with this video

[iwantbithches]

Using my dan photocard as study motivation because one of us has to do well on our exams

[dansasterology]

mr tboy swag looking swagtastically tboy today

[darkstarknight03]

The concept of Shane being in voyageurs superhell post outing and meanwhile in every press interview the other centaurs will NOT refer to Ilya as anything other than Shane Hollander’s Boyfriend.

“Yeah, Shane Hollander’s boyfriend scored that nasty goal in the third, tying up the game, really brought the energy back in—”

“There’s a lot of good chemistry on the ice — playing on the first line with Hollander’s boyfriend and Barrett is some of the best hockey I’ve ever played.”

“Yeah, the team is really pulling together for playoffs. When you’ve got an all-star like Shane Hollander’s fiancé as captain, he really makes you believe in yourselves. What? Oh, yeah, apparently he’s been holding that out on us since January. They still call each other boyfriends, though — I think cap has a grudge against the French language.”

The league keeps telling them to stop and Harris KNOWS that but also their engagement numbers have never been so high and it’s definitely not just because they’re going to playoffs…

[69yaoi-lover-69]

Face swap😍

[oshell-on-ice]

I think at some point Ilya’s therapist gets concerned by what seems to be a codependent and anxious attachment btw Ilya and Shane. When Shane the Doer hears about it, For the sake of his husband’s mental health’s improvement and the preservation of a healthy marriage, he convinces Ilya to try installing boundaries and do activities separately. It lasts a week before Ilya comes home sobbing from a video game session with Troy communicating that if they keep this boundary thing up he’ll need to switch his meds’ dosage because he’s miserable. Shane jumps from the couch he’s been sitting on for 40minutes because he was supposed to eat diner with rose but he kept wanting to make jokes and look at ilya to see him laugh but he wasn’t there and it SUCKED OMG and Shane starts sobbing too because if they keep this up he will have to get on his own meds and let’s never do this again I hate it when I can’t smell you near me

[notyournoma]

[hyperfixationatitsbest]

Absolutely love the fact that both the d and the p are the wrong way

[jimmysownworld]

cliff marleau and ilya rozanov are best friends not because they’re teammates or marleau was assigned to look after roz when he first got to the raiders, but because, even though it takes so much alcohol to get him drunk, when ilya gets drunk he can only be described as white girl wasted and marly is the EXACT same way. they are in the mens bathroom in front of the mirror like “is my shirt unbuttoned enough for people to look at my tits?” “yeah man your boobs look GREAT! can you tell me if these jeans look good on my ass i think i saw a girl eying me” “marly your ass looks phenomenal and you can trust me on this as i am a well known ass man” “aw man rozzy you’re making me blush”

[kaijuerotica]

shane is so obsessed with scott hunter because everyone knows autistic people love dinosaurs

[freshcupofangst]

istg the phandom is unhinged like no fandom I've been in before I feel like I could say "hmmm I wonder how many times dan and phil have each respectively blinked on camera since the start of their careers" and within an hour of me posting it someone would be like "oh actually phanniephreak1 has been keeping count since 2015, here's the link to it" and the information will be perfectly fucking accurate

[dnp-game2]

I love how the "punishment" they thought of for each other was wearing a fun costume and time to talk about their favorit hyperfixations with a treat they enjoy. They really are a fun loving couple.

[lyd1adeetzz]

his eyes are so big do you think he sees more colors than the average human