𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂𝓩

Just someone who watches stuff and thinks too much. Tim Drake's Kinnie & Damian Wayne's Apologist.

[chamiryokuroi]

Civilian caught making out with local superhero Robin! Who could the lucky guy be?!

Happy Valentine’s Day! I managed to pull this out last minute so here enjoy!

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

[laydeebouge]

I would like to thank Glaciator 2 for my life

[yannasketches]

Glaciator 2, my love <3 

[divorce-enjoyer]

what the fuck

[divorce-enjoyer]

new nemesis dropped

[marriagesaver]

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

[divorce-enjoyer]

WHO ARE YOU

[robs-your-robins]

You know what was probably hilarious? The 180 that Bruce Wayne does when he adopts Dick - at least through the eyes of socialites and gala attendees. They are probably so used to Bruce Wayne being a drunken mess or doing something reckless and scandalous or being a flirt but then he appears after a hiatus after adopting a kid, who as attended as his plus one rather than some model or actress and...

Waiter #1: Did... Did Bruce Wayne seriously just ask whether that orange juice was organic?

Waiter #2: I mean, yeah, it's a genuine question

Waiter #1: But Bruce Wayne? The guy asked you last year whether ‘gluten’ was a type of new drug?

Waiter #2: Yup.

Politician: Is Bruce Wayne seriously cutting up that child's steak for him?

Socialite: I honestly didn't think he knew how to use cutlery. Remember last year when he stuffed that mini quiche into his mouth in one go? Those Prada models had to give him the Heimlich?

Dick: Bruce why is everyone staring? Did I do something wrong?

Bruce: No buddy, I just ordered a Coke and they're a little surprised.

Dick: Oh, are you not allowed Coke? That's OK, my mom never let me have soda after dinner either. I won't tell Alfred, I promise.

Bruce: Thanks, chum.

Waiter: Um, sorry Mr Wayne but the bartender wanted me to make sure that-

Bruce: Just a regular Coke with ice, please.

Waiter:

Bruce: I will still take it with a little umbrella.

Waiter: Oh thank god.

[i-steal-bones]

[sjonni33]

take and take and take (click for quality!)

ko-fi ☕ patreon 🥪 merch ❇️

[sjonni33]

[callmeizukunotdeku]

the world is healing

[gay-goths]

i’m never deleting twitter

[esthertism]

I’M SCREAMING

[shencomix]

[bruciemilf]

Love you too, unc.

[hypnogoopgardennerd]

BERNARD IN BATMAN #3 OMG I LOVE HIM

(👇 👇 👇 spoilers down below 👇👇👇)

[chamiryokuroi]

Spoilers for Batman #3 anyways Bernard fans we keep winning

Ohhhh he is telling Bruce he knows!!!

https://bleedingcool.com/comics/tim-drake-boyfriend-bernard-dowd-batspoilers/

[hypnogoopgardennerd]

YEEEESSSSSS

[thestuffedalligator]

The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.

Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.

Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.

[sindri42]

I want the hospital director to be some dark entity that feeds on human misery but figured out that if you successfully treat the source of the misery then instead of hunting you down as an abomination the humans start bringing more miserable people to your house en masse and things kinda got out of hand from there.

[omicronus-1326]

Grimm's Anatomy

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[bentrollio]

Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?

[ramtiger]

[bentrollio]

post CANCELLED everyone GET OUT

[bentrollio]

IM BEING CRUCIFIED LIKE CHRIST

[gffa]

"No, because Robin-Man sounds stupid." BABY DICK GRAYSON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Dick: Knowing what to do in an emergency is very important, so I'll teach you some basic first aid procedures. For example, what would you do if I got stabbed?

Damian: Avenge you.

[leo-artista]

I like to think they kept in touch after the divorce

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

I love the idea that Dick and Roy were together at one point, with Jason and Roy now being together, simply for Tim's reaction.

The first words out of his mouth just being "what, you fucking down the family line or something?" Followed by a suspicious squint and asking "do I need to be worried if you guys break up?"

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim and Damian: