Dionysus

He/they mod of @bat-news

[i-am-dionysuss]

Big important! I’m gonna be traveling a lot of tomorrow and today! So I will be dipped off the face of the earth from now till… next time I post! Okay bye!

[i-am-dionysuss]

I just realized I’ve been using conditioner instead of lotion for the past month. Told Owen’s chat, this is the responses I got:

:3

[important-cat-pics]

[i-am-dionysuss]

I have a shirt like this where it’s a raccoon riding on a goose’s back with a torch that says this on it that I got from hot topic. Holy run-on sentence. I got exited. :3

[champion-of-athena]

Flapping from above, at first, it seems as if Athena has sent a unrequested Owl, then it lands.

Mistaken, Pyro clearly see a large bat with a comically small microphone “Hello there, small bird boy.” It gestures for the omnipresent camera behind it to zoom in “How can I interest you in being interviewed? Pro tip, you don’t have a choice.”

It lands on a nearby branch, holding the microphone out to Pyro. Tilting its bat-head to the side

It seems ever so weary of Pyro, as if Pyro had wronged it in a past life

Pyro stares, startled by the sudden approach. He quietly nods with wide eyes.

Uh- yeah! Yeah- sure, sorry you kinda spooked me. I'm not used to handling... bats.

[bat-news]

It’s eyes narrow “Spooked you? A creature the size of a grapefruit spooked you? Unless it’s because im a bat- what were you expecting? Me to turn into a vampire? Not everyone is a vampire y’know! Some of us are just average bats trying to live life! WOW, some people never change.”

The camera-man- a floating potato? whispers in its ears. It nods along for a few moment before sighing “You’re right, I’m being unprofessional, my apologies. Now, on with the show.”

It does what appears to be an attempt at jazz hands “Tell me, Pyro, how does it feel knowing the lady of your city believes you the most capable of mass murder?”

[champion-of-athena]

He swallowed, eyeing the.. camera-man and the bat.

I supposed... honored! Surprised. And honestly, I'm a bit scared, though not from the fact of dying...

And apologies for the way I acted! I truly didn't mean to upset you.

He shifted his helmet, trying to seem presentable.

[bat-news]

It pauses, fluttering back slightly “My apologies…” it says reluctantly “You simply remind me of someone, that’s all.” It’s shuffles on the tree branch

It lets out a huff “So you are afraid? But not of death? What else is there to be afraid of? Honor? Dignity?”

“I believe most of your dignity went out the window the second you started spying on people’s minds…” it’s face lights up in mischief “hey that could be a good report, picture this, BREAKING NEWS: Champion of Athena is invading minds! The viewers at home would go wild.”

[champion-of-athena]

Woah! Hey, I- I didn't know- I didn't tell anyone that! How'd you-

He glanced around and then back at the camera-man

Is this live...?

He nervously pointed at the camera-man.

[i-am-dionysuss]

The bat’s smile (or at least what Pyro imagines is the bat equivalent of a smile) widens. “Oh yes of course it is! This is bat news! It only has the whole world watching. No big deal or anything.”

It flaps around Pyro’s head “How did I know? Oh come on, you talk to yourself about it all the time, no clue who you’re talking to but it’s very helpful for information gathering”

“Remember every time you thought you were alone? I was probably there. What can I say, I’m very good at my job. But don’t worry, I’m sure this will stay between me and the millions of people watching.”

[i-am-dionysuss]

Me when I’m horribly sick but it’s okay because @bat-news is active again

[i-am-dionysuss]

After watching everyone’s Pan!smp povs in a day. The man said

“ this is just reaffirming my sexuality. ”

(is pansexual)

[i-am-dionysuss]

Okay I have a propaganda post. I have a suggestion for the Legundo x Smajor fanbase, since THIS happened

So I know there are already a few names for these characters, but I’m thinking we WIDESPREAD one and make it semi related to this series (Pansmp) because that’s what’ll popularize it. I think we go back to our ROOTS with this one and end it with ‘husbands’ So __husbands, My solution? Since Scott is the champion of Aeolus and Legundo is a champion of Zeus. I think the most respectable thing to calm them is Stormhusbands!

I like this because it also captures their essence is VSMP and The flight I just love it!

If you have a sudden shock of luck and decide you have a better idea, feel free to comment. But that’s my thoughts.

So yeah! Stormhusbands for the win!! (Plz don’t be doomed)

[i-am-dionysuss]

~beautiful man~

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Scott as the Red Lady from BannerFallSMP!!!

(If you don’t understand this watch day 7 of 4C’s POV :3)

I take art requests! (Free, I may not do it if it’s something I’m not interested in)

[i-am-dionysuss]

I had a dream where people were having huge online debates on who was more of a sibling to Grian (Gem or Pearl)

And that concerns me a lot actually.

[i-am-dionysuss]

Saw an nyc fan art and my brain went a lil to crazy so all of you have to suffer with me.

Vsmp spoilers ahead!

Shelby was TERRIFIED of water, like, cat stereotype level afraid, because what if, on the off chance, it was holy? What if someone knew the spell? What if she was ‘cured’?

Drift’s Sire was alive, so she had nothing to worry about. And Scott had long grew over that fear.

But Shelby was afraid very afraid. She had every right to be, of course.

Then, one way or another, she found out Abolish was still alive, and she cried, and cried and cried and cried.

Because you couldn’t be cured after all. It was never possible. All of that fear. For nothing.

And she was so happy, because in the most twisted way, she would never lose that part of her brother, it couldn’t be taken.

It wouldn’t have been taken from Owen, he should’ve lived

And all she could do was cry and mourn

Because Oakhurst was gone, but now so was her fear.

Forever tanged, Sire and Fledgling. Brother and Sister. Shelby and Pyro.

(English isn’t my first language so sorry if this is bad)

[suzie-guru]

[coppperrrcoinnnn]

GUYS!!!! WHICH AM I???

@theyearningidol @minnadekanpai @hopingitdontbreak @karnak-the-novelty-machine

[hopingitdontbreak]

oough either northern light or street light :)

which am I?

@thunder-dexy @s0ur-w4v3

[s0ur-w4v3]

lightning for sure :3

which am i?

@thunder-dexy @i-do-anything-but-write @mnaty141208 @meetmeataliminalspace @lunathetunaaa @carb0n-m0n0xide @elronthemage

[lunathetunaaa]

Candle lighting

Because you seem like a very sweet and um

Calm person :)

Which one am i? (Tag under the cut)

@mxshrimp @cassiecried @yourlocalavian @plutonian-artepmightdostuff @phoenixrainsfire413 @thunder-dexy @crimck @crimsonflock @ramblingofanerd @serendipitys-dragon @silvertheindignantfox @mars2moons @moon-storm @aussiebeth @veenuszz3 @imtotallynotafish @iwishfishwerereal @cherryseed7 @carb0n-m0n0xide @the-ellia-west @solspotted @starryfoxglove @no1likemickey @yourfriendslushi3 @arkiixxmoon @lunalillian @viddles-is-a-nerd @venuscrashed14 @blizzes-blog @jamwam0 @oliverquary @rusty-spooooooooon @notsoheterosapien @axilotlbucket @iicor @z1dragonfly @reireicryblood @frogzilla3983 @callofwinter @callme-marco @kitab00m101 @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @wiltingtu1ips @ocean415v @olivethebear @bootheking @u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo @sharinosaur @sharkieismalfunctioningg

+open tags!

[phoenixrainsfire413]

ummmm I think starlight

what about me?

Tags under cut!

@angelplayzgames @vessuvi @sporeofmanynames @sunshinefroggers @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @foxfire16 @that-bisexual-manuscript @merthaevelynk @beanzdabean @mediocre-mothman @fransiesstuff @maevedelights @opal-and-pumpkin @b1uemist @iicor @sdjnoknkmoon @cassiecried @callofwinter @shayfever @silvertheindignantfox @cantspellanexitey @aussiebeth @alex-likes-stars @kandimunch3r @onlypartiallysane @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @starry-creator @iwishfishwerereal @lavendermoon48 @liquidsapphiccozy @dawn-but-different @jarkinesbrainstew @yosanoschainsaw @sporeofmanynames @venuscrashed14 @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa

[sunshine-snake]

candle light

you're steady and warm, with the occasional flicker, but you'll bounce back

you provide comfort and a feeling of cozyness

tags under cut

@finnslay @solspotted @chillingasavoidcat @andtheflowershaventeven-wilted @whiskercrow @blue-jay27 @lavendermoon48 @beanzdabean @p3skybirdd @exinoblogs @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @alex-likes-stars @dawn-but-different @iwishfishwerereal @roroprin @aussiebeth @mxshrimp @ramblingofanerd @ramblingofanerd @onlypartiallysane @sporeofmanynames @axilotlbucket @silvertheindignantfox @serendipitys-dragon @ghostie-blu @multishipper33 @trishq @ellie-star @toadfree @autopilotangel @sunshinefroggers @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @rusty-spooooooooon @claudiostudios @starry-creator @cassiecried @crimck @opal-and-pumpkin @wiltingtu1ips @starryfoxglove + anyone else! open tags :)

[beanzdabean]

ur sunlight a bright and energized but also warm and comforting ✨️ ☀️

What one am I?

@yourlocalavian @daily-grian @captain-blue027

[captain-blue027]

it's a toss up between lightning and northern lights for you id say :3

@cardamonn-n @t0ta1n3cromanc3r239 @sykosixx @oneepichermit @callofwinter @gh0stkitti

[oneepichermit]

I think ur sunlight or starlight ✨

@kirbyeatsgrass @literarycrow @ember-ladida @pocketzsandy @quietlyartistic13

[i-like-eating-bones]

@literarycrow is lightning

@saunteredvaugelydownwards is candlelight

[the-clamshell]

// Awwkanwkfnd gay :point:

@i-like-eating-bones is moonlight

@anonymousglassofwater is starlight

@toadpolliwog is streetlight

[anonymousglassofwater]

//Awh thank youuuu

@evolvedpotato is sunlight

you took all my friends Doc I can’t tag them

T-T /silly

[evolvedpotato]

I DIDNT SEE THIS SORRY!

Aaaaaaaaaa theeeeeeeeenks

@bat-news is either moonlight or candlelight

[i-am-dionysuss]

BREAKING NEWS: dare I say there is another option for bat…?

[i-am-dionysuss]

Anyone else wake up really wanting to see majorscythe (and a bit of Avid x Scott) content more than usual? It can’t possibly just be me

So heres a headcannon for you (spoilers below)

Pyro genuinely killed Avid because he thought he was weak, sure there were more reasons, but he didn’t do it because he was jealous- even if he was- he still believed Scott would choose him over Avid any day

In fact, it probably made him keep Avid alive for as long as he did, he wanted to see the shattered look on Avid’s face when Scott rejected him for Pyro

He killed Avid because he needed to. Because he was a liability. Surely Scott of all people could see that?

Scott didn’t. Scott saw Pyro as jealous. Everyone saw Pyro as jealous, they all assumed it was because he wanted Scott to love him more.

Once again, Pyro was misunderstood by the people of Oakhurst, once again his intentions will lay misunderstood until the end of time.

(English isn’t my first language sorry if there are spelling errors)

[shes-not-too-bad]

inside you there are two wolves. one desperately believes in conformity gate because the evidence is convincing and it could save the show. the other doesn't believe the duffer brothers are capable of that. you are probably a byler.

[i-am-dionysuss]

I thought vsmp brainrot was a joke until I heard someone say:

“I’m in”

But they slurred it a little like

“I’m’inn.”

AND I MANAGED TO HERE “SIRE.”

SIRE.

HOW??? So now I’m having a crisis if I watch to many block guys play block game but with teeth.

Very disappointed in myself (im not)

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

merry crisis everyone

[cornycornfriendo-blog]

And a happy new fear

[tea-cuddles-and-overthinking]

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions

[evolvedpotato]

5 minutes left in my 7 hour car trip and we are once again belting “this girlLouis is on fire” :D

[i-am-dionysuss]

[thecouncilofdumdums]

I just KNEW v!Scott would be a brat abt this…

take 3 of trying to make the NUMBER 1 V!SCOTT FAN VO— … uh oh. these guys are passionate, y’all… check their campaigns before voting!

name order from og post because he hates the wheel…

poll

crazyqueerqueen

the-fallen-collective

termerity14

sydneytheforestqueer

sirsqueaks

threeaxolotsinatrenchcoat

i-am-dionysuss

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Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

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[i-am-dionysuss]

Vote me and I’ll do a video of every time Scott has said ‘no’ in the life series EVER.

I’ll also take reqs for any other word from any other creator in the life series ASSUMING I WIN.