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DOCTOR WHO - BIG FINISH AUDIO STORIES

Hello! I've compiled a drive with all the Big Finish audio stories I've ever collected, and thought I'd create a more refined and detailed guide post to share with you. Enjoy!

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medium and pink = series titles

Master! (2021 - present)

- Volume 01 Master! (2021)

- Volume 02 Nemesis Express (2022)

- Volume 03 Planet Doom (2024)

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The Monthly Adventures (1999 - 2021)

- The Eighth Doctor

16 - Storm Warning (2001)

17 - Sword of Orion (2001)

18 - The Stones of Venice (2001)

19 - Minuet in Hell (2001)

28 - Invaders from Mars (2002)

29 - The Chimes of Midnight (2002)

30 - Seasons of Fear (2002)

31 - Embrace the Darkness (2002)

32 - The Time of the Daleks (2002)

33 - Neverland (2002)

50 - Zagreus (2003)

52 - Scherzo (2003)

53 - The Creed of the Kromon (2004)

54 - The Natural History of Fear (2004)

55 - The Twilight Kingdom (2004)

61 - Faith Stealer (2004)

62 - The Last (2004)

63 - Caerdroia (2004)

64 - The Next Life (2004)

72 - Terror Firma (2005)

75 - Scaredy Cat (2005)

77 - Other Lives (2005)

80 - Time Works (2006)

83 - Something Inside (2006)

88 - Memory Lane (2006)

101 - Absolution (2007)

103 - The Girl Who Never Was (2007)

- Torchwood

The first 78 out of 96 stories

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The Eighth Doctor – Time War (2017 – present)

- Volume 01 (2017)

- Volume 02 (2018)

- Volume 03 (2019)

- Volume 04 (2020)

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The Ninth Doctor Adventures (2021 - present)

- Series 01 (2021 – 2022)

Volume 01 Ravagers

Volume 02 Respond to All Calls

Volume 03 Lost Warriors

Volume 04 Old Friends

- Series 02 (2022 – 2023)

Volume 01 Back to Earth

Volume 02 Into the Stars

Volume 03 Hidden Depths

Volume 04 Shades of Fear

- Series 03 (2023 – 2024)

Volume 01 Pioneers

Volume 02 Travel in Hope

Volume 03 Buried Threats

Volume 04 Star-Crossed

- Series 04 (2025 - 2027)

Volume 01 Snare

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The Tenth Doctor Adventures (2016 - present)

- Volume 01 (2016)

- Volume 02 (2017)

- Volume 03 (2019)

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Donna Noble – Kidnapped (2020)

- 01 Out of This World

- 02 Spinvasion

- 03 The Sorcerer of Albion

- 04 The Chiswick Cuckoos

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Rose Tyler – The Dimension Cannon (2019 - 2022)

- Volume 01 Other Worlds (2019)

- Volume 02 Trapped (2022)

- Volume 03 (2022)

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Time Lord Victorious

- Master Thief, Lesser Evils

- Echoes of Extinction (Eighth Doctor side)

- He Kills Me, He Kills Me Not

- The Enemy of My Enemy

- The Minds of Magnox

- Mutually Assured Destruction

- Genetics of the Daleks

- Echoes of Extinction (Tenth Doctor side)

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Doctor Who - Out of Time (2020)

01 Out of Time

02 The Gates of Hell

03 Wink

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Dalek Universe (2021)

Dalek Universe 01

Dalek Universe 02

Dalek Universe 03

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The Tenth Doctor and River Song (2020)

- 01 Expiry Dating

- 02 Precious Anihilation

- 03 Ghosts

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The Diary of River Song (2015 - 2023)

- Series 01 (2015)

- Series 02 (2016)

- Series 03 (2018)

- Series 04 (2018)

- Series 05 (2019)

- Series 06 (2019)

- Series 07 (2020)

- Series 08 (2021)

- Series 09 New Recruit (2021)

- Series 10 Two Rivers and a Firewall (2022)

- Series 11 Friend of the Family (2023)

- Series 12 The Orphan Quartet (2023)

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The Death and Life of River Song (2024 - present)

- Series 01 Last Words (2024)

- Series 02 Ace and Tegan (2025)

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Missy (2021 - 2024)

- Series 01 (2019)

- Series 02 (2020)

- Series 03 Missy and the Monk (2021)

- Series 04 Bad Influence (2024)

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Masteful (2021)

- Masterful (standard edition)

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Lady Christina (2018 – 2022)

- Series 01 (2018)

- Series 02 (2021)

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Torchwood One (2017 - present)

Volume 01 Before the Fall (2017)

Volume 02 Machines (2018)

Volume 03 Latter Days (2019)

Volume 04 Nightmares (2022)

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Torchwood - The Story Continues (2017 - present)

Series 01 Aliens Among Us (2017 - 2018)

Series 02 God Among Us (2018 - 2019)

Series 03 Cardiff Unknown - October 2018 (Podcast)

Series 04 Among Us (2023)

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Torchwood Soho (2020 - present)

Volume 01 Parasite (2020)

Volume 02 Ashenden (2021)

Volume 03 The Unbegotten (2022)

Volume 04 Ascension (2024

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The Lives of Captain Jack (2017)

Volume 01

Volume 02

Volume O3

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Torchwood - Special Releases (2016 - present)

- Stand-Alone

01 The Torchwood Archives (2016)

02 Outbreak (2016)

03 Believe (2018)

- The Sins of Captain John (2020)

01 The Restored

02 Escape From Nebazz

03 Peach Blossom Heights

04 Darker Purposes

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The Paternoster Gang (2019 – present)

- Volume 01 Heritage (2019 - 2020)

Heritage 01 (2019)

Heritage 02 (2019)

Heritage 03 (2020)

Heritage 04 (2020)

- Volume 02 Trespassers (2023 - 2025)

Rogues Gallery (2023)

The Casebook of Paternoster Row (2024)

No Place Like Home (2024)

Last Stand (2025)

- The Eighth of March - Special Release (2019 - present)

Volume 01 The Eighth of March (2019)

Volume 02 Protectors of Time (2022)

Volume 03 Strange Chemistry (2023)

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The Thirteenth Doctor Adventures (2025 -)

- Series 01 (2025 – 2027)

Volume 01 Vampire Weekend (2025)

Volume 02 The Return of the Doctor (2025)

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Call Me Master (2025 -)

- Volume 01 Inner Demons (2025)

CREDITS:

Huge thanks to the brilliant:

- @luthqrs who shared an original file with most of these audio stories, which, and I hope she won't mind, I took the liberty of reorganizing and adding the years of production!

- @nat-20s for sharing "Donna Noble: Kidnapped!" (and other Donna audios, but I already had the others so I'm mostly saying thanks for Kidnapped hehe) which allowed me to add it to the collection!

Special extra thanks to the fantastic:

- @katebluebird for "The Ninth Doctor Adventures: Snare"

- @windchimesofglass for "The Eighth Doctor: Time War", "Lady Christina", "The Paternoster Gang: Heritate 01" and "The Thirteenth Doctor Adventures: Vampire Weekend"

- @sarcastic-lurantis for the "Monthly Adventures" (Eighth Doctor).

- that very cool tumblrina who wished to stay anonymous but I nevertheless wanted to thank them for "Dalek Universe 03", the Behind the Scenes of "Star-Crossed" and "The Tenth Doctor and River Song", and "Doctor Who - Out of Time"

- @artisanfuckery and @heaven-sent-hell-bent for all the Torchwood audiostories

These kind souls personally took the time to reach out to me to offer their contribution! :D

If you have any additional audio stories that aren't on the list or would help complete it, please don't hesitate to DM me! :)

PLEASE CHECK THE ORIGINAL POST REGULARLY FOR UPDATES!

[uglygirlstatus]

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

[depp-could-get-it]

Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

[profeminist]

“This is what actors (& models & bodybuilders) do. If you see them with razor cut abs, they have been on a low carb, water-reducing diet to get there. You cannot retain that and be healthy. When we shot WOLVES, Jason asked me, “Do I have to have abs n’ shit for this?” I said no.”

-  David Hayter, director, Wolves

“The wood chopping scene in The Wolverine was all the footage they could get before Hugh Jackman passed out from dehydration. Dehydration and steroids are the big secret behind Hollywood muscle definition.”

-  My name is Grant‏

“Yeah there was a huge piece a few years ago about the prevalence of doping in the aftermath of Dark Knight (roughly), it became an arms race of every male actor going on roids for definition. Compare Jackman in XMen 1 from 2000 to him in Logan, for example.”

-  Kuff ‘n’ Klout

“The Hollywood roid phenomenon in one picture”

-  Kuff ‘n’ Klout‏

“The Guest” movie - 

[tatzelwyrm]

I like how they call starvation and dehydration a “trick” :)))))))))

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

I KNOW. Fucking killed me. “There’s this neat trick where we encourage disordered eating and dehydration. That’s what bodies should look like!!! This is the Norm!!”

[bogleech]

Wait so that text wasn’t from a criticism of abusive practices?? It was just “here’s how we did this neat-O special effect!!!!!” ???!???

[headspace-hotel]

I hate hate hate how much this skews what people think of as a “strong” healthy body. like y’all, that shit is NOT what the body of a strong fighter or warrior looks like, a man that looks like that is on the actual brink of death.

The long term health consequences of this kind of thing have got to be awful.

and this…absolutely contributes to eating disorders+body dysmorphia in men.

[ryuko-archive]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[the-fault-in-our-balls]

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

[ryuko-archive]

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

[dolcifool]

[dragonthief2991]

I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:

And I am losing my goddam mind.

[lynati]

You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse? …

wait. shit. oh god. I can’t unsee it…

[amemait]

Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

[turtlehasknife]

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

[awed-frog]

This is possibly the most tumblr-y tumblr post I’ve ever seen.

[buttercreamfrostedmurdercake]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[bonni]

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[kineticpenguin]

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

[hndwrttn]

[chuplayswithfire]

[burglarsonarceny]

[vnusplanetoflove]

[praguegirl]

[mommarowen]

Just look at this doofus. Sir Lancelotl just loves his bubbles

[wheremyscalesslither]

PRECIOUS BB

[sealcontent]

HE STOL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

[this-fagon]

[gotta-have-faye]

Before I unmuted I thought it would be this audio

[danielgillies]

Daniel Gillies in Occupation: Rainfall (2020) dir. Luke Sparke

[lokilacee]

rip President Loki’s arm.

*NOT MY ART*

•art by @briannacherry on Twitter

[monkey-network]

[midnaxlink]

What about this

[80s-addict]

both are exquisite thank you for your contribution

[stream]

Marla… the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie. Suddenly, I felt nothing. I couldn’t cry, so once again I couldn’t sleep. Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

[editfandom]

scarlet witch and loki lockscreens

like/reblog if you save

don’t repost, please

follow us for more

the ask is open

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

original post [x]

[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[randomslasher]

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

[harmalite]

CLADISTICS ruined my life

[aquaticpaleo]

yall joke but this is actually a serious conundrun with cladistic-based classification

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

The choice is this: 

Birds are reptiles 

Or crocodilians (and probably turtles) ARENT 

That’s it, that’s the choice 

[shadybacon]

What if Bird and reptiles are two different things that came from the same thing

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Nope 

Because you can’t group (lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians) without also including (birds) 

So if you don’t want to include birds in reptiles then you have to leave out some things we’ve called reptiles 

birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. we’ve already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isn’t really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily. 

[shadybacon]

But don’t turtles and alligators have more in common with modern reptiles than modern birds have in common with modern reptiles? I’m not trying to contradict, I’m trying to understand. Mammals and reptiles have a common ancestor as well, but we do not make them the same group.

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

It’s not about having things in common. It’s about common ancestry, which is how we classify animals in light of extinct species, which defy trait-based classification. 

And, the common ancestor of [lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians] by definition is also the common ancestor of birds. It is NOT the common ancestor of mammals. 

So, either we decide that Tuatara Lizards and Snakes are the only reptiles, or we include birds as reptiles. Or we just decide reptiles are no longer a thing. 

[anais-ninja-bitch]

don’t throw reptiles against the wall? please? some of them are small and delicate. you could hurt them.

[virovac]

Basically, unless we’re maybe talking massive horizontal gene transfer, everything is still part of the group that came before it. 

You are technically a fish.

[haltraveler]

IIRC the fish thing is so frustrating that scientists have decided fish is just not real cladistic grouping at all

[aethersea]

hey could we go back please to the bit where the closest relative of Birds is Crocodiles? bc I am alarmed

[haltraveler]

Well, technically they’re equally-closely related to crocodiles, alligators, gharials and tomistomas. As archosaurs, they’re all descended from small reptiles that looked something like this 

The two main groups of archosaurs are the Pseudosuchia, or crocodile-line archosaurs, and the Ornithodira, or bird-line archosaurs. Both groups were massively diverse in prehistory, with the Pseudosuchia dominating most land-based niches in the Triassic, and the Ornithodira, especially the dinosaurs, doing the same during the Jurassic and Cretaceous. However, most of them have been wiped out due to the Triassic and Cretaceous mass extinctions, leaving them each with only one surviving clade: Aves, the true birds, and Crocodylia, the semiaquatic, ambush predators like crocs and gators. 

[alexaloraetheris]

This entire post sums up everything we’re not allowed to mention in our Vertebrata classes because the last time someone started that argument they had to break up a fistfight.

[knitordeath]

I’m just hung up on the humans evolving from fish comment.

Like, we evolved from tiny tree-climbing squirrels. To the best of our knowledge.

[theclockworkjudas]

…which evolved from tiny tree-climbing reptiles

…which evolved from amphibians

…which evolved from fish.

[invisible-goats]

*runs in ten minutes late with a plucked chicken* BEHOLD A LIZARD

[madeleineengland]

Kelly Marie Tran slaying as Disney’s first South East Asian princess.

To promote the new film, Kelly hit the virtual red carpet in a show-stopping outfit. Stylists Wayman + Micah shared photos of Tran's red-carpet look, and revealed, "Our first Southeast Asia Disney Princess Kelly Marie Tran in custom Thai Nguyen @thainguyenatelier Ao Dai. This national garment was traditionally worn as a female student uniform, but has since evolved to be worn by both sexes on special occasions, weddings, celebrations, especially this time to the world premiere."

The caption further explained, "In Vietnamese culture, rich colors are adored, but for this special celebration we wanted Kelly Marie Tran to feel like royalty, so we went with the black and gold. The hand beaded "Gold” of phoenix and lotus motif details represent the intricate art and culture of Vietnam. The headdress “khăn đống” symbolizes power.

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Visual development for Raya and the Last Dragon by Paul Felix, Ryan Lang, Mingjue Helen Chen, Cory Loftis, and James Finch.