It is true, I am an eggplant

What do people even put here??

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[iamprophet4profit]

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

[destroyscythe-heck]

Here he is all grown up!

His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem

But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians

That’s a great cat right there

Also his whittle white peety paws 😍😍😍

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[essenceofrose]

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[anna-rose-by-any-other-name]

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[chewedcorn]

My dog isn’t used to me being home during the day and is just staring at me from different places around the house.

[parliamentrook]

the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls

[parliamentrook]

reblogs my own post because I need both right now

[mega-mordida]

I reblogged and 3 days later i found 20 skulls on the ground on my way to work!

[shavingangrypirates]

@spiritspodcast

[hope-fenrys]

I got 3 orders from my etsy and scored a deer and raccoon carcass I’m THRIVING

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[quidditygenesis]

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[disregardthisacc]

I literally just spent $1700….

[lisinfleur]

It would solve my life

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[nessataleweaver]

Hey, I’ll give it a shot!

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[dreamingdearly]

There is something to positivity and genuine belief that’s a magic in itself

[activates]

10 years of bad luck in love if you do not play and repost these games

love games 101:

Describe Your Ideal First Date and We’ll Tell You the Initials of Your One True Love

What Kind of Lover Are You?

Answer These ‘Would You Rather’ Questions About Love and We’ll Reveal How You Are in a Relationship

Tell Us About Your Favorite ’80s Movies and We’ll Guess Which ‘To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before’ Character You Are

Can We Guess Your Disney Husband Based On Your Love Life?

Answer These Questions About Love and We’ll Accurately Guess Your Relationship Status    

At What Age Will You Find Your True Love?

What Zodiac Sign Is Your True Love?

What Kind of Partner Are You?

Why Are You Single?

[serindipity]

i HAD TO DO THIS 

[strawbeeerrryyyy]

Better to be safe 😂

[ichiehime]

Ugh I always fall for these.

[little-coffee-beans]

Gotta be safe 😂

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn