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honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.
Lyrics:
Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, "I can give you anything you ask" "You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It's unlimited, just set me to the task."
Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, "I want houses, "I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start."
Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered 'round To admire the man whose wishes had come true
They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he's been set so far apart." "Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff who has everything! 'Cause his wishes are only at the start."
Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, "Everybody's getting in my way." The genie smiled as before, "You've got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away."
Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet 'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more." "I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore."
Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny 'Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command." And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again
So, let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff, who's got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart
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Ooh ooh ooh! This looks like an excellent excuse valid reason to talk about one of my favorite topics, matriarch trees!
So, when you see trees in a forest, they stick up outta the ground, some distance from each other, and you're like 'these are unconnected critters,' right? But! The thing is! Just like the trees in the picture are connected above-ground, trees in a forest are normally connected below-ground. There's this whole complicated thing involving a symbiotic relationship with fungi, but we're gonna simplify it to this: trees connect to each other through their root systems.
And they use it to share resources, across the whole forest.
If there's a tree over here growing in soil with a lot of, like, potassium, they'll pull up more potassium than they need, and send it out through the root system to other trees that are living where there isn't much potassium.
And one of the coolest things? Trees communicate their needs. If a tree is sick or damaged or starving, they send chemical messages out through the root system that tell the other trees to send them more food and tree-equivalent-of-immune-system.
Trees will share so much of their resources, they'll even keep trees alive that are almost entirely dependent. Like this tree! The tree above is getting some energy from its leaves, but no other nutrition of its own. And it wasn't able to link up to the shared root system. So the other tree reached out and hooked up to it directly, feeding it all of the nutrients it needed!
You see it more commonly the other way around: in an old-growth forest, where the roots are well-established, you can find stumps where a tree was cut down a century ago... but if you scrape the stump it's still green wood. The tree's still alive, without a single leaf. Because all the other trees in the forest are feeding it.
I promised to talk about matriarch trees, so here's where we get to them.
In a very old forest, you have very old trees. You have some trees that are so very, very old, their own roots cover entire regions of the forest. Their leaves reach up to the sky over everyone else. And after so long, they've developed to where they can take in way more resources than they need.
So what do they do?
They feed baby trees.
Baby saplings in an old forest can't reach up to the sun. There's no light down there. And their roots are too small and shallow to dig down to the nutrients they need. So the matriarch tree will draw energy from its towering canopy, and nutrients from its massive, ancient roots, and feed them to the little trees that are too small to feed themselves. For anything she can't get on her own, she'll act as a central hub, taking in spare resources from the rest of the forest and giving them to the little ones.
And one of the best parts - she won't just do it for her own species. She'll connect to all kinds of trees, because they're all necessary for the ecosystem to work. She'll adopt the whole forest's children.
Sometimes in forests you'll find a spot where there are a lot of small trees in an open space around an old, fallen tree. People generally assume they could find more light there, or maybe the soil's more fertile from the decomposition.
But no.
They're her children, and she's spent centuries keeping the whole forest alive.
So, this hasn't crossed my dash yet. (Not blaming anyone, there is soooo much going on in the world and I'd also missed it in the noise).
There is currently a strike at Frito-Lay. in Topeka. These workers are striking because:
They were being forced to work 84 hour weeks. The company's best offer so far is a 60 hour cap. This is shit we fought for a century ago, people.
Their generous offer also includes a whole 4 percent wage increase...over the next 2 years. I'm not sure what COL is in Topeka, but... Well, it's better than the entire 77 cents they've apparently gotten in the last decade.
There's also a report that a worker literally collapsed and dropped dead on the line and the foreman's response was to make them move the body out of the way and put in a replacement. (However, this is unconfirmed and, of course, the company denies it).
There have been multiple OSHA violations at this plant over the last few years, including a forklift accident that's under investigation.
They've now been striking since July 5 but, of course, it only hit the national media yesterday.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/07/14/frito-lay-strike-forced-overtime/
So, why am I signal boosting this?
Because Frito-Lay is refusing to budge. They are attempting to make the excuse that union leadership agreed to the 60 hour work week and crappy pay cut...when union leadership only agreed to put it to a vote.
And this means that we need to put the thumbscrews on them. Remember, this is about 19th century style working conditions.
So, I'm calling on my followers to boycott Frito Lay's until the strike is involved.
Frito-Lay owns:
Lay's
Doritos (Sorry. I really am. I KNOW there's no good alternative to Doritos, although Zapp's are good if you can find them).
Fritos
Tostitos
Cheetos
Ruffles
Sun Chips
Baken-ets
Chester's
Cracker Jack
Islen plantain chips
Funyuns
Grandma's (the cookies)
Matador Meat Snacks
Maui style potato chips
Miss Vickie's
Munchies
Munchos
Rolled Gold
Sabritones
Santitas
Simply
Smartfood
Stacys
The Walking Taco
NatuChips
PopCorners (this one wasn't on their website, but was bought by Pepsi's in 2019 with the intent of adding it. So best avoided just in case). Yes, this really is more than half of the snack aisle. Suggested alternatives:
Kettle Brand Chips
Zapp's (If you can find them. My supermarket had them once and not since, so I'm guessing the culinary cowards in this neighborhood were afraid of "Voodoo" flavored chips).
Pringles
On the Border for salsa.
Wise Cheez Doodles
Bugles
Utz
Store own brand alternatives, if your store has ones that are any good.
Cheez-its
Check before you buy and let's tell these people they don't get to treat workers like that.
This was posted on FB recently by someone supporting the strike!
And they have a petition that you can sign to bring awareness! Please do!!! Click here to sign!
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âThe low-maintenance woman, the ideal woman, has no appetite. This is not to say that she refuses food, sex, romance, emotional effort; to refuse is petulant, which is ironically more demanding. The woman without appetite politely finishes whatâs on her plate, and declines seconds. She is satisfied and satisfiable.
A manâs appetite can be hearty, but a woman with an appetite is always voracious: her hunger always overreaches, because it is not supposed to exist. If she wants food, she is a glutton. If she wants sex, she is a slut. If she wants emotional care-taking, she is a high-maintenance bitch or, worse, an âattention whoreâ: an amalgam of sex-hunger and care-hunger, greedy not only to be fucked and paid but, most unforgivably of all, to be noticed.â
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Can't wait to stop wearing a seatbelt once covid is over!
car crashes and cigarette smoke the things that famously do not hurt anyone around you
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Target based on 'current positive path' of COVID-19 vaccinations and declining cases
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Thursday that Canada could start allowing fully vaccinated Americans into the country as of mid-August for non-essential travel and should be in a position to welcome fully vaccinated travelers from all countries by early September.
Trudeau spoke with provincial leaders on Thursday and his office released a readout of the call. He noted that if, Canadaâs âcurrent positive pathâ of vaccination rate and public health conditions continue, the border can open.
âCanada would be in a position to welcome fully vaccinated travelers from all countries by early September,â the readout said.
Trudeau ânoted the ongoing discussions with the United States on reopening plans, and indicated that we could expect to start allowing fully vaccinated U.S. citizens and permanent residents into Canada as of mid-August for non-essential travel,â it added.
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has it been shown that vaccinated people donât transmit? i thought the vaccines mostly prevented serious cases but you could still contract and transmit it? especially with these more severe/infectious variants? this seems like a really bad idea
The infections among attendees of a 92-person wedding in April were in people over 50, a study says. One who'd gotten the Covaxin vaccine died.
couple important bullet points here:
the people who infected everyone else had gotten negative covid tests before traveling to the wedding
everyone was in a tent. it doesnt say how enclosed the tent was but it would definitely cut down on air flow
doesnt say whether or not people were wearing masks but i suspect not
if these people hadnt been vaccinated, it would have been a lot worse
the big delta wave will hit the US pretty soon, and is already starting in states with low vaccination rates. new mutations (delta plus, epsilon and lambda) are on the way; lambda is more infectious (symptoms and severity are unclear). the CDC is wrong, everyone should still be wearing masks indoors and in crowds (which is what the WHO says anyway). children still arent vaccinated.Â
you do not want to get covid at all, even mild covid. long covid even with mild symptoms is really fucking people up (talk to anyone with a chronic illness about what this is like and hopefully they can scare you straight). even mild symptoms like âbrain fogâ can effectively ruin your life. one guy got tinnitus from long covid that was so bad he committed suicide.
in ten years youre not going to regret being extra cautious right now, but you could very easily regret being careless.
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How to Stay Cool Without A/C
A lot of Northerners were very kind during the freeze in Texas this winter with tips on how to stay warm for people who had lost heat. This is an attempt to repay that favor for people in the Pacific Northwest and other northerly locations who are facing dangerous heatwaves without built-in A/C. My qualifications to give this advice are that I was a summer camp attendee and counselor with no A/C for many summers in humid-ass central Texas with highs over 100F basically every day. Hopefully some of it will be of use to somebody who isnât used to the heat.
1) PUT ICE WATER IN YOUR BODY. Ice water is your best friend and the #1 way to drop your body temp. Drink more than you think you need (like, at least a half-gallon a day and closer to a gallon or more if you have to be outside doing manual work all day) to cool your insides down and stay hydrated. Have some bananas, trail mix, or a sports drink to help replace the electrolytes youâre sweating out and keep you from getting cramps, but try to have most of your fluid intake be water. I used to take a giant water bottle, fill it part way with water, and freeze it on its side so the ice would slowly melt over the course of the day and my water would stay cold longer.
2) PUT ICE WATER ON YOUR BODY. Cold water, ice, or a damp rag on your head and neck, the backs of your knees, the insides of your elbows, and under your armpits will help you cool down the best, because your blood runs close to the surface in those places. Cold packs designed for injuries or lunchboxes, bags of frozen vegetables, etc. can substitute for ice water as well. Even room-temp water will pull heat away from your body better than body-temp sweat will, especially if itâs humid, so if you donât have enough ice, the sink, bathtub, or hose will do fine. Dipping your feet into cool water helps a ton as well if you have to sit and work and donât want your clothes to be wet.
3) WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET SO MUCH ICE? To make sure you have enough ice to last you the weekend, especially through a potential power failure, I recommend getting a cooler (even one of the cheap styrofoam ones is fine in a pinch) and ~10lbs of ice from the big coolers at most gas stations, drug stores, or grocery stores. Try to do this now, before anybody loses power, and store as much in your freezer as you have space for to keep it from melting. You can use it for drinking or to keep your food cold in a power failure. You can use it for a party later if you donât end up needing it during the heat wave, but you will probably be very happy you had it.
4) AIR FLOW. Being inside a room with the windows closed is the worst possible place to be if you donât have A/C, because glass windows create a greenhouse effect and the hot air canât escape. If at all possible, find a shaded place outside where you can catch any possible breeze. If not, open all your windows and, if itâs safe, doors so you can get a cross-breeze. Hopefully you have window screens to keep pets and kids in and bugs out. If not, youâre gonna have to do your own risk assessment. Fans of all sizes and descriptions are your friend; ceiling fans should be set to spin counterclockwise in summer. Even if you have A/C, finding or making a handheld fan will be worthwhile for when you have to venture outside. If you arenât in a situation where you need to conserve ice, blowing air over a cooler full of ice will give you a makeshift A/C.Â
5) SHADE. You will probably immediately notice that direct sunlight is a miserable place to be when itâs super hot. Find or make a shaded location, and donât be afraid to move around to avoid the sun as the day goes on. Stay on the shady side of the sidewalk whenever you walk someplace. Try to shade your windows as best you can without obstructing airflow using blinds, curtains, shutters, etc. especially if theyâre directly in the path of the sun. Do not be a jerk to your neighbors if their shade solutions are ugly. If you can get a shade for your car windshield, I highly recommend it, as the steering wheel, dashboard, seatbelts, and even seats can quickly become too hot to touch in a sealed car and will hold that heat for a long time.
6) CLOTHING. Light-colored, loose clothing that is as close to 100% cotton or linen as you can find is your friend. It doesnât necessarily have to be short as long as itâs breathable. You will sweat through anything you wear, so I personally prefer only wearing machine-washable stuff. Sun hats, sunscreen, sunglasses, aloe gel for sunburns, mosquito repellent, anti-chafing supplies, etc are all worth looking into if you arenât used to spending time in the heat.
7) TIMING. Try to stay out of the sun and avoid doing anything strenuous in the middle of the day when the heat is the worst. If you have a choice, plan to be more active early in the morning and late at night when the temperature is more bearable, and take a break in the middle of the afternoon.
Hereâs a graphic from the CDC about how to recognize heat-related illnesses and what to do about them. I will add to this that if itâs hot and you stop sweating, you are getting to a dangerous level of dehydration and need to drink something BEFORE you start having more serious problems.
Tip from an EMT: the big difference between Heat Exhaustion and a Heat Stroke is confusion. If someone seems overheated and in distress, but can still hold a conversation and answer questions appropriately, they still need help but not as drastically. Most of the time it can still be reversed by simply getting them into a cool environment and giving them cool water to sip on. Electrolyte replacement will be a must.
If they seem overheated and are slurring their words, unable to answer your questions appropriately, or unable to talk at all, those are key indicators that they may be having a heat stroke and need medical attention ASAP.
For my muslim/hijabi sisters:
an abaya is your friend, the looser the better. itâll allow airflow and keep you cooler
wear the fabrics designed for the middle eastern heat, like nidha
if you donât have nidha, stick to light, organic fabrics like cotton or linen - no polyester!
buy a neck cooler and wear it under your hijab or just around the house - these are a life saver and can easily be refrozen quickly
wear a hijab style that doesnât wrap in multiple layers or hug your head and neck too tightly
sprinkle some water on top of your hijab, looks silly but works wonders at cooling your head down
i know we hijabis like to layer but layering is not your friend in the heat
do it like they do in the gulf countries - become a night owl, snack on a lot of fruits, freeze fruits to snack on, and stay indoors or nap in the hottest parts of the day
also unrelated but coffee and tea are diuretics so itâs best to cut down consumption when itâs super hot
Coffee and tea are only mild diuretics, and theyâll still hydrate you! I wouldnât recommend getting all your hydration from them when itâs super hot cause thatâs a lot of caffeine, but drinking as much as you normally do and water on top of that is fine.
Depending on how well your house is insulated, it may help to open all your windows overnight and shut them by sunrise. If the inside temperature is close to the outside temperature, open windows are better, but if you can seal the cooler air in through the afternoon and use fans on top of that, it will help immensely.
Ovens are not your friend. Literally any other form of food preparation will heat your house so much less. Go for cold and microwaved foods especially.
If you have a kiddie pool, use it. Preferably in the shade. Now is a very good time for having your entire body covered in water. Squirtgun fights are also fun. If the kiddie pool heats up, you can add more cold water from the hose - water pipes run underground, so they should stay cold.
Hanging out in an air conditioned place like a store or a library (wearing a mask) is better than heat stroke, even during a pandemic. If youâre in immediate danger of heat exhaustion or heat stroke, go for the AC.
As an addendum to the shade part, places like forests where the ground is not only shaded right now, but perpetually shaded, will be much cooler.
If you can, buy/make more than one cold pack. That way when you need to refresh the one youâre using, you can grab another.
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A info graphic titled âHeat-Related Illnessesâ
It is split vertically between different illnesses and horizontally between âwhat to look forâ and âwhat to do.â
Illness 1: Heat Stroke
What to look for
High body temperature (103° F or higher)
Hot, red, dry, or damp skin
Fast, Strong pulse
Headache
Dizziness
Nausea
Confusion
Losing consciousness (passing out)
What to do
Call 911 right away- heat stroke is a medical emergency
Move the person to a cooler place
Help lower the personâs body temperature with cool cloths or a cool bath
Do not give the person anything to drink
Illness 2: Heat Exhaustion
What to look for
Heavy sweating
Cold, pale, and clammy skin
Fast, weak pulse
Nausea or vomiting
Muscle cramps
Tiredness or weakness
Dizziness
Headache
Fainting (passing out)
What to do
Move to a cool place
Loosen your clothes
Put cool, wet cloths on your body or take a cool bath
Sip water
Get medical Help Right Away if:
You are throwing up
Your symptoms gets worse
Your symptoms last longer than one hour
Illness 3: Heat Cramps
What to look for
Heavy sweating during intense exercise
Muscle pain or spasms
What to do
Stop physical activity and move to a cool place
Drink water or a sports drink
Wait for cramps to go away before you do anymore exercise
Get medical help right away if
Cramps last longer than one hour
Youâre on a low-sodium diet
You have heart problems
Illness 4: Sunburn
What to look for
Painful, red, and warm skin
Blisters on skin
What to do
Stay out of the sun until your sunburn heals
Put cool cloths on sunburned areas or take a cool bath
Put moisturizing lotion on sunburned areas
Do not break blisters
[Addition: do no put ice directly on sunburned skin, you can get frostbite from doing so]
Illness 5: Heat Rash
What to look for
Red clusters of small blisters on the skin that look like pimples (usually on the neck, chest, groin, or in elbow creases)
What to do
Stay in a cool dry place
Keep the rash dry
Use power (like baby powder) to soothe the rash
End ID.
Note: the addition in brackets is not on the image, but from my own experience, thus it does not have the same CDC backing as the rest of the information.]
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Humans Are Weird
So there has been a bit of âwhat if humans were the weird ones?â going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?Â
What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all âSCORE! Earth like world! Letâs get exploring before we get out competed!â And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just ⌠there⌠counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving.Â
To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a âhumans are awesomeâ fiction megapost: âyou donât know youâre from a Death World until you leave it.â For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.
Earth being Space Australia Words cannot express how much I love these posts
Alien: âIâm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?â
Human:Â âHonestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range.â
Alien: ââŚâŚ. Iâm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?â
Human: âYeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy.âÂ
Other human:Â âNah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.â
Human:Â âHeh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.â
Alien: ââŚâŚ. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?â
Human: âEugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.âÂ
Alien: ââŚâŚ. Weâve got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.âÂ
âYouâre telling me that you have⌠settlements. On islands with active volcanism?â âWell, yeah. Iâm not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live their lives. Actually, itâs kind of a tourist attraction.â âWhat, the molten rock?â âWell, yeah! Itâs not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the supervolcanoââ âYou ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?â âShit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.â
Sounds like the âDamnedâ trilogy by Alan Dean Foster.
âAnd you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill?âÂ
âYup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.â
âAmazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures?â
â⌠well, actuallyâŚâ
â⌠what?â
ââŚwe kindaâŚâŚ. sentâŚâŚâŚ.. peopleâŚ..â
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ââŚwhat?â
âwe sent-â
âno yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent⌠HUMANS⌠to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?â
ây-yeahâ
âand they didnât⌠die?â
âWell the first few didâ
âPEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?â
My new favorite Humans are Weird quote
âPEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE?â
aka The History of Russia
aka Arctic Exploration
aka The History of Alaska
Being from Alaska, this was sort of how I felt going to college in the lower 48â˛s and learned that no one else had been put through a literal survival camp as a regular part of their school curriculum, including but not limited to:
1. Learning to recognize all forms of animal tracks in the wild so you can avoid bears and moose and search out rabbits and other small animals to eat.
2. Extensive swimming and climbing on glacial pieces with competitions to see who could last the longest, followed by a group sit in the sauna so we wouldnât get hypothermia (no, not kidding, I really did this many times as a kid!)
3. How to navigate using the stars to get back to civilization.
4. How to select the right type of moss from the trees to start a fire with damp wood (because, yâknow, youâre in a field of snow. Nothing is dry.)
5. How to carve out a small igloo-like space to sleep in the snow to preserve body heat and reduce the windchill so you wonât freeze to death in the arctic.
âIâm telling you, I donât think we need to worry about territory conflicts with the humans. You know all those deathtrap hell-worlds in the Argoth Cluster?â âThose worthless rocks? Yeah.â â80% of them are considered âresort destinationsâ by those freaky little primates.â
âIâm telling you, they terraform for fun!â âDonât be ridiculousâ âNo, seriously. Some of their most celebrated cultural loci are built on swamps. They have an entire city that is literally in a body of water. Not, like, an artificial pontoon city, they literally sunk the foundations into water. For Grilpâs sake, they build elaborate structures out of frozen water AND THEN SLEEP IN THEM.â âDear Thilak. Think we could get them to terraform our moons?â âPsh, theyâd probably pay for the privilege.â
Eventually, it occurs to someone that humans are the perfect terraforming shock troops, as it were. They think itâs fun to be sent to horrible planets! Theyâre really good at surviving and then taming them! All you have to do is sit back and wait until the planet is habitable, and then move there yourself! Itâs genius.
It only takes one try before the reality of the situation sets in: human definitions of âtamingâ and âhabitableâ are woefully incomplete.
âWhy did you not eliminate the venomous plant life?â Grahsskâti moans, clutching one limb.
âThose?â The human laughs. âWhy bother? Theyâre not that bad. And they eat the mosquitoes.â
Grahsskâti shudders. The âmosquitoesâ are⌠not to be mentioned. Just one swarm of them caused a landing shuttle to crash three planetary daylights ago.
âAnd the acid storms? Why did you not warn us of them?â
âI mean, theyâre annoying,â the human says, shrugging, âbut we figured the cool sunsets made up for it.â
Grahsskâti flails helplessly. âWhat about the ten-meter tall Fanged Death Bringers? They can eliminate an entire settlement in under an hour!â
âTheyâre so cute!â the human says, brightening. âHave you met mine? Her name is Spot!â
Humans are told of some planet or region of space that is considered âcompletely and utterly inhospitable - it would be folly to try and settle there.â
Without fail, a decent number make it a point to settle there because âFuck You Thatâs Why.â It doesnât matter how uneconomical it is, how difficult the conditions are, how utterly ridiculous it may seem, there will be at least one human who will attempt to do it only because someone else regardless of species says it is improbable or WORSE impossible.Â
âThis moon is still forming as such it is primarily soft - by that I mean most of the magma is close to the surface and-â âOH BADASS you mean its like Mustafar right!?!?!?! Iâm totally going to build a castle there.â âWhat. I mean. There is NO fertile ground there whatsoever. No ecosystem. It is molten rock and minerals only.â âWhich will make my castle there look METAL AS FUCK am I RIGHT!?!??! Come on. COME ON. I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FISTBUMP COME ON.â ââŚ.youâŚ.you are going to die, you know this right?â âIâm getting the feeling you donât want to come to Lava Castle for some reason?â
âListen, lad. Iâve built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was molten magma. All those aliens said I was daft to build a castle on a molten planet, but I built it all the same, just to show âem. It sank into the magma. So, I built a second one. That sank into the magma. So I built a third one. That spontaneously combusted, turned to ash, then sank into the magma. But the fourth one stayed up. Anâ thatâs what your gonna get, lad â the strongest castle in this solar system.â
âIâm gonna need for you to explain âhurricane partiesâ to me again.  You humans have the technology to track these apocalyptic storms of wind and rain and predict where on the landmass theyâll hit up to a week in advance.  And youâŚhave social gatherings during them?â
âWell yeah, but only up to about Category 3 strength. Â Then itâs time to pack the car and head inland for most people, although a few hardy souls stick around and ride them out.â
âOh good. Â Category 3 is what again? Â Winds up to 75 kilometers per hour?â
âNo no, Category 3 starts at 175 kilometers per hour. Â You left off the one.â
Iâm sure Iâve reblogged some version of this before, but I needed the STRONGEST CASTLE IN THIS SOLAR SYSTEM on my blog.
âThis planet is so cool!â
âItâs a planet completely made of ice.â
âYeah! Letâs send some scientists! Or I could be the youngest person there!â
âYouâd die, itâs below freezing level!â
âBut the blizzards are so pretty!â
âThe storms of dEATH ARE NOT PRETTY!â
âPEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?â
âNo, of course not. Nobody âsentâ anyone, they just went up there on their own.â
âThey WHAT?â
Oh my fuck nuggets, the actual thread
i mean, some of us want to colonize MARS a planet we are very much not adapted to at all and would kill us in a plethora of different ways, but we still think âhey this wouldnât be that bad, earth 2 anyone?â thats the kind of fucked up we are
As a lesbian i will always relate more to trans women than cishet women. Made to feel disgusting and predatory in women's spaces? Check. Berated and mocked for our relation to sexuality and womanhood? Check. Hated for our "deviancy from the norm"? Check. Every single essay about womanhood by a trans woman--and especially, especially by trans wlw--has spoken more to me than anything written by a cis straight woman ever could. T*rfs can take that to the bank.
also, may I add because it's not just the negative stuff. there's so much positive connection:
gender euphoria experiences with a self determined approach to womanhood, attraction and sexuality
celebration of bodies beyond the norm
creating our own culture of appreciating complex and intertwined expressions of gender and sexuality
destigmatization and newfound respect of and for our bodies
true sisterhood based on choice not force
the inherent revolutionary nature of our existence and our love and community
creating space for exploration of pleasure and identity
These posts were fundamental in my coming out as a woman and hopefully someone else will see them and see the overflowing love and acceptance that is waiting for them too.