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[ashstfu]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

^ me whenever i go crazy about a female character with massive tits

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[quasi-normalcy]

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

[silverwhittlingknife]

i am picturing it

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

[winsaykophum]

Lesbian flag Seychellized.

[datasoong47]

All pride flags should be like this

[winsaykophum]

seychellizes your flag

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that!!

[phallicide]

composited

[alt234mega]

im peer reviewing these ones (@notpukichosadly)

[whalesharkcat]

Okay this but with a blue shell+shrapnel, pink explosion beams and a white background would be a sick MtF logo.

[trolleybusaberrations]

Give me 10 minutes.

[trolleybusaberrations]

Hey @whalesharkcat I did it :3

[aztechnology]

had the funniest possible interaction this weekend

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[autumngracy]

[evilwizardval]

quick evita for my friend

[crypticauthour]

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

[packder]

[roguetelemetry]

Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

[foone]

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

[cookingwithroxy]

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.

[bogleech]

this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

[coolclaytony]

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.

[bogleech]

Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:

….But at the same time, she doesn’t tolerate being objectified against her wishes:

….And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I’ve seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty ™ Bitch ™ or full blown villain.

[hooray4skeleton]

One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what’s already been stated, is that the humor isn’t always about her being sexy. Sometimes it’s just about other goofy things in her life!

[bogleech]

oh yes many of them are experienes just anybody can relate to

but then there’s also the time she just….built a functional AI?

she just didn’t predict how the robot rebellion would really manifest

[aquaticsasquatch]

jucika is top-tier so let me add a few more to this post

[silverjirachi]

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

[silverjirachi]

Like i am just sitting here picturing them all getting together for a meeting like

“Shit. Humans are going extinct. What sorts of things do humans do”

“Uh.. build societies?”

“Fuck you’re so right Coco. Tom Nook, go reinvent capitalism stat”

[thecollectibles]

Saint Jellyfish Exhorter by seok young choi

[ultraviolet-divergence]

Someone shot and killed the CEO of United Healthcare on the street in Manhattan. The company is one of the largest insurance providers in the country, one of the 10 most profitable corporations in the world, and is notable for its algorithmically-targeted denial of care, ruled illegal in three states.

[b-0-ngripper]

[kuromi-hoemie]

oh this page that's saved in archive.org? the one they tried removing for safety that lists their entire leadership by name and shows their faces? it'd be so messed up if ill-intentioned people were able to see it still

[zendayamybabe]

december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

[bonyassfish]

and what’s after the 4th? the 5th??? the minor fall, the major lift????? the baffled king composing hallelujah???????

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[catchymemes]

[lakesbian]

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

[byjove]

Today I found out my dead grandpa was a massive shoplifter and every ice cream sandwich, Little Debbie roll and candy he gave me was more than likely stolen. He always had little gifts for me. Gifts he had stolen. Apparently Walmart was his favorite spot to steal from. I thought I couldn’t love and respect my grandfather any more than I already did but I do now. Poppy, you were a real one.

[justcatposts]

She's just trying to pay her student loans

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[izhunny]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[villainessbian]

wait THAT'S where it came from?