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zipsunz

i am my father's child

animusrox

darkseid-deactivated20190806

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like. next level

nianeyna

opened the reblog editor to say the mom is obviously Carmen Sandiego but then realized I have zero justification for that whatsoever I’m just going off of vibes

gallusrostromegalus

I mean I always shipped Waldo of Where’s Waldo with Carmen Sandiego, and if you combine the respective outfits of both and whatever deranged bullshit Waldo was on, I can see them producing twin Clown Princes of Crime and Corporations.

the-geeky-fangirl

imagine just saying “i always shipped waldo of where’s waldo with carmen sandiego” with no explanation whatsoever

andrewdundundun

what explanation could they need? they found each other.

sunsetandthemoon

"How do you write 2 in Morse code? Dot, dot, dash, dash, dash. Now read again. I love u 2."

23.5 (2024) | Ep.8

moocar0n

yukamitsu ❤️🩷

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

expertpedestrian

inloveforevr-deactivated2025041

kaity--did

Hey what’s the weirdest, morally neutral parenting hack thing you do? For us our 2.5 year old refuses to take any kind of medicine so we mix her meds in sugar free root beer and call it magic root beer

deadmomjokes

I do a lot of what I call Reframe and Rename. Literally it's just calling the Hated/Dreaded Thing something else that doesn't carry the Evil Associations. Yes it will sound dumb at first and anyone who overhears is gonna think you're nuts, but you can't let the child know you think that or they'll see through it.

It's not time for a shower (evil herald of bedtime or going places), it's time for Inside Rainstorm (fun defying the laws of nature playtime).

It's not "you have to ride in the shopping cart today so mama doesn't lose you in the crowded store" (cruel affront to autonomy), "let's do Buggy Racecar Obstacle Course today" (powerful chaotic zoomies time).

Soup or stew (wicked disgusting food that will surely kill us all) becomes "veggies and glorpy sauce" (mysterious and fun!).

"You want some meat/beans/tofu/[insert actual food name here]?" = meltdown freakout "You want some protein for your big ol' muscles?" = holy crap she actually just ate a protein of her own volition

When in doubt, just describe the thing, preferably in the most bonkers way possible.

hannagoldworthy

Calvin: I'm not eating this green stuff. Yecchh! Dad: Good idea, Calvin. It's a plate of toxic waste that wil turn you into a mutant if you

There’s always a Calvin and Hobbes comic for every parenting situation lol

marypickfords

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

mikcove

my character: *perception successful*

me irl trying to find wtf they found:

mamoru

holy shit the new unity pricing plan

mamoru

if I understand correctly...

developers have to pay a fee per install

even if the game is pirated

even if they started development years ago

but does this mean one machine installing a thousand times costs money? does this mean currently released unity games have to pay as well? is there any clause for what happens if the installs are done as a malicious campaign, or does this just give unity a blank check to bankrupt any developer they want if they set up a rack of machines doing malicious uninstalls and installs?

mamoru

cult of the lamb announced they are deleting their game entirely on january 1st 2024 in response to the unity fees, and that if you want this game you should buy it now