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[idontknowitsdigiorno]

Baby, you’re like lightning in a bottle,

Come into my basement, Fortunato

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

Ignore this please

[zeekayart]

[fyreb1rd]

FIRE!!!! >:D!!!!

[netheritenugget]

Fireproof! :D

[businessbuddy]

Capitalism

[businessbois]

ayyy

[arseniccattails]

…poisonous catboy???

[megatronscheesesticks]

an assassin sith lord? sounds sexc to me

[spacebagfullofstars]

Throwing stars at people…

THROWING STARS AT PEOPLE! >:D

[thenightmaregrrl]

I’m basically the good version of Scarecrow from Batman…. and a girl.

[sunset-synthetica]

I can throw people straight to hell??? I guess????

[thatbeluga]

whael

[railroadsbuffoon]

Choo Choo fuckers

[artificial-father]

Art inspiration

[artificial-father]

Wait… Am I Batman?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

i turn little black orbs into centipedes

[mindle-ss-moths]

I am all sizes at once

[corysmiles]

I…I smile?

[leetlezeetle]

Leetle was world play on little

So I can shrink or I’m just small 😂

[betmyfortune]

The power of casino

[baka-monarch]

I can mind control idiots

[no-good-nether-portal]

teleportation but never where I want to go

[darkeninganon]

OH NO

[carcinized]

I CAN SUMMON CANDY FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH

[selfdestructivecat]

I ‘splode!

[cryingrainbowsandrocksongs-deac]

im here……..still

[toesuckler]

…

[throcky-the-skateboarder]

Skateboarding and looking sick as fuck doing it. My superhero identity is just Tony hawk

[goat-heirop]

Beeing a psykic, but like a really shit one?

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

Technology Teleportation and Cover Ups

[the-mediocre-poet-deactivated20]

ability to live on doughnuts and only doughnuts. if i eat anything else i die

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

I am Socrates with a strange obsession with Digiorno pizza.

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

What we consider ancient burial grounds could actually just be an ancient serial killer's backyard.

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

Odyseus: And you guys are what? F*cking demigods?

Achilles:

Patroclus:

Odysseus: Actually, neither of you answer that.

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

Patroclus is not a freaking soft boy though. His kill count almost rivaled Achilles. He's a cold-blooded murderer, just like every other character. Stop making him the soft boy, or the weak one, or the damsel in distress. Patroclus is great, he's cool, and he's probably one of the nicest people in the Iliad. I'm cool with tsoa or whatever it's called, but seriously. Patroclus isn't a soft. boy.

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

A bicycle is an acustic motorcycle.

[perhapsitisthegreatergrief]

Currently reading the Iliad and I have one book between now and Patroclus dying. I am looking forward to reading the death and what comes after but also shitshitshitshit

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

Ah, the internet.

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

"No Homo" I say to my friend. They laugh nervously, "Yeah, totally. No homo." I sigh. I meant that I am the last of the Denisova Hominins, a relative speicies of the homo sapiens. I truly am forgotten in this day and age.

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

A summary of Merlin: Be Gay, Do Crime

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

Oddyseus and Diomed at any given moment: LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

[theincorrectlosers]

Mike: Stan looks so calm all the time, I wonder how he does it.

Stan, internally: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

Damn, either Stan's gotta stop being so relatable, or I need to go to therapy.

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

I feel that everyone needs to know that I spent exactly $4.20 at 7/11 today.

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

There should be a reality TV show called "Wheel of Arson" where the host gives the contestants strange accounts of arson and then they have to guess the person who did it. It's multiple choice, but the choices range from "Colledge Dudebro trying to feel important and impress his friends as he suffers an intense indentity crisis" to "69 year old grandma just thought the police department needed some flare" to "An 8 year old with big dreams and an even bigger blowtorch." In this essay I will-

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

Me to myself at 2 AM: Fuck you, we're going to McDonalds

[idontknowitsdigiorno]

Achilles after Patroclus died:

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